Posts Tagged ‘1st’

Hot Sauce Olympics: Tabasco Gold, Tapatio Silver, Crystal Bronze and Cholula is a Fourther

Friday, February 21st, 2014

Find out all you need to know about mainstream hot sauces here.

Turns out that four of the 14 judges hail from Estado Libre y Soberano de Tabasco, so that explains the surprise victory.

Cholula’s the fourther, so it gets an AutoPen-signed certificate instead of a medal.

San Francisco’s Inexplicable Ban on Guns in Bus Advertising is … Inexplicable? Compare These Two Ads

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

Here is part of the real poster for The Other Guys, a lesser  effort from Will Farrell, a buddy-cop comedy from 2010.

See? He’s a nerd cop with a Prius police car but now he’s shooting a gun:

Now, via SF Weekly, here’s the MUNI bus ad version of that ad, ’cause Guns Is Bad:

SO the SFMTA don’t like guns. Check.

But here’s the latest bus ad from MUNI, showing what, an IDF soldier bayoneting a Palestinian youth with an Uzi or something?

Joe Eskenazi of SF Weekly explicates here.

I’ll tell you, I’m curious to see how MUNI censors the ads for the next buddy cop action comedy to come out of Hollywood.

In the meantime. everybody should buy guns!

Lots and lots and lots of guns.

Hey CW Nevius! Perhaps Mercedes-Owning John Scannell is Just a Bad Driver? The Perils of Alternative Pleading

Thursday, January 24th, 2013

Scannell swears he did nothing to upset the bike rider.”

You see, Nevius, you can’t rely on people “swearing” that they’re not bad drivers.

Right?

Are you stupid or something, CW Nevius?

So yes, Mr. Failed Water Taxi Service was on the receiving end of an overreaction.

But that doesn’t mean he’s not a bad driver.

Right?

Do you really think you’re helping people when you put their names in the papah?

Really?

The boyfriend of Elaine, CW “Putty” Nevius:

San Francisco’s 11th Commandment: Christians Shalt Not Obey Parking Rules on Sundays

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Thusly: 

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You know, back in the day, SFGov freely violated the 14th Amendment until it got slapped down.

These days, SFGov violates the 1st Amendment with its Christians Park Free rule. When will SFGov get slapped down on this issue?

I know not. It’ll take a new Yick Wo to file a lawsuit. (Right? ‘Cause just nagging the SFGov isn’t going to cut it. SFGov will just ignore you.)

In the meantime, enjoy San Francisco’s Transit First (Except for Church-Goers) policy.

The View Looking Up from Elim, the Narrowest Street in San Francisco

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

See?

Elim Street is very narrow:

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Maybe someday, the sun will shine on Elim once again…

Riding Elim, San Francisco’s Narrowest and Shortest Street – Is This Legal? – A Landmark in SoMA

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Tiny Elim Street used to labour in obscurity, but no longer - it’s gotten a lot of attention this past year.

Anyway, it might not be long for this world.

Oh well.

Confronting The Pigeon:

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The part between the two buildings that face First Street is about seven feet. (My man-hands would need to be ever so slightly larger to be able to touch both buildings at the same time.)

And here’s the rest of Elim, a haven for smokers near Golden Gate University, apparently.

A possible future occupant:

The Scene That Develops After a Routine Taxi-Versus-Cyclist Collision, as Seen at Market and 1st Street

Friday, September 9th, 2011

This went on for a while during yesterday’s evening drive.

Dude with the white earbuds ended up quite a distance from his Masi bike after he collided with a Yellow Taxi – it was like 15 feet away from him, so I couldn’t tell that he was a cyclist when I first saw him down on the ground in the middle of the intersection:

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First he was standing, but then the crowd made him sit.

Anyway, there were lots of people on hand to help out, FWIW.

This is typical of passersby in San Francisco – they generally are willing to stop and offer assistance in these types of situations, just saying…

After an Unlawful BART Police Shooting, Protesters are Required to Wait Seven Days in Order to be Legal

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Now, ideally, people protesting the next unlawful BART Police shooting would get seven-day notice so they could apply to legally protest the shooting on BART property.

But life doesn’t work that way IRL. So when a BART Police officer shoots somebody unlawfully or by mistake or whatever and people want to have a demo at BART that same day, well, that’s going to be an automatic violation of BART rules even if the protest takes place in the designated free speech area.

Check it:

BART requires those who wish to exercise their right to free speech to have a permit while on BART property. If you wish to obtain a permit, please do the following:

Download the Permit Rules and read them thoroughly. [And the permit application goes directly to BART's P.R. Dept., srsly.]
Download the Permit Application complete it and return it to BART.

BART must receive the permit no less than seven days prior to the date of your activity. Permits received after the seven day deadline will be denied – there are NO exceptions.

See how that works? Irate protesters have the choice of cooling their heels seven day to protest in a legal fashion in a legal area or protest the same day as the shooting illegally.

Maybe that’s part of the reason why you have so many “illegal” protests, BART?

And oh, has any legal protest at BART ever gotten any attention? Not to my knowledge.

And oh, has any Designated Free Speech Area looked good anytime, anywhere in history? Usually, these places are far from the action, sometimes encircled with cyclone fencing all around, you know, like Thunderdome.

Here’s the only Designated Free Speech Area that I’ve seen lately. It’s from somewhere in the vicinity of Strybing Arboretum, that place that got renamed and paywalled (that’s why there’s a boycott going on…) Anyway:

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That’s what the people who run things in the Bay Area think protests should look like.

(Now, this designated area might have been a joke, but my point is that you can’t tell the difference – the real thing looks pretty unreal as well.)

To repeat, maybe this is part of the reason why you have so many “illegal” protests, BART?

Just asking, BART-bro.

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Is There a Big “Run Ed Run” Rally for Mayor Ed Lee Scheduled for the Steps of City Hall This Monday, August 1, 2011?

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

[UPDATE 8-1-2011: As expected, the very same post that got put up and taken down Saturday AM, is now back in all its glory. How does little old Randy Shaw know way in advance when rallies will take place and how "large" they will be? Hey, is Randy Shaw a journalist? Okay, hold that thought. Now, is Willie Brown a journalist? Is your answer the same for both questions? Does Truth dance, does Truth sing?]

Sure looks as if a big “Run Ed Run” Rally for Mayor Ed Lee is scheduled for the steps of City Hall on Monday, August 1, 2011 at noon.

This is news to me, or at least it was until today’s BeyondChron post got taken down.

Seems as if City-subsidized “journalist” Randy Shaw jumped the gun this AM:

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Oops.

The Crowds Have Discovered the JapaCurry Food Truck at Pine and Sansome, It Would Appear

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Well I won’t get into the history of how the JapaCurry Gourmet Food Truck got hounded out of Second Street earlier this year owing to struggling SoMA restaurateurs’ fears over not being able to sell as many packs of cigarettes(!) and potato chips during the lunch rush – anyway, it was national news.

But now, the JapaCurry Food Truck has more varied locations, including 1st and Howard, Mission and New Montgomery, and here, north of Market at Pine and Sansome:

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People seem to have a good time waiting in the brisk line. But, as always, no credit cards, cash only.

When will you nosh on the JapaCurry? Is it on your Bucket List?

Check for updates and then head out for a little FiDi hirugohan starting at 11:30 AM. Why not?