The Burley trailer for your twins what was stolen out of your garage in Cole Valley has been repurposed.
No tires necessary, just run them on the rims…
This was the promise, back in aught-twelve:
In 2012 the San Francisco Board of Supervisors enacted a new violation in the SF Transportation Code to address inappropriate parking of oversized vehicles on city streets. SFTC Section 7.2.54 prohibits parking a vehicle over 22 feet in length or over 7 feet in height, or camp trailers, fifth-wheel travel trailers, house cars, trailer coaches, mobilehomes, recreational vehicles, or semi-trailers, between the hours of 12 a.m. and 6 a.m. when SFMTA signs are posted giving notice.
And yet this is the reality, in 2016. (I’ll note that the one in front has the brand-name “BRAVE” written on it in large letters – that’d certainly be true if the owner/renter planned to leave it there past midnight.)
The millionaire homeowners of Fell wanted these rides gone from their view, but, well this is what they’re staring out when they walk down their stoops these days.
Of course this photo was made in the daytime, so maybe this caravan moves out every night to neighboring streets without the SFMTA ban? IDK, cause I’m sleeping during those hours, usually.
But actually, a ticket for just $110 sounds cheap compared with the cost of a tiny Airbnb apartment in the 94117 what could go for double that, easily, for one night.
I’ll have to do an RV nose count next time I’m skulking about the Panhandle after midnight…
“San Francisco’s Urban Forestry Council discusses and recommends trees for landmark status at their public meetings. Visit the UFC webpage for more information.
California buckeye (Aesculus californica) at 730 28th Avenue
Coast live oak (Quercus agrifolia) at 20-28 Rosemont Place
Coast live oak (Quercus agrifolia) at 4124 23rd Street
New Zealand Christmas Tree (Metrosiderous excelsus) at 1221 Stanyan Street
Six Blue Gum (Eucalyptus globulus) adjacent to 1801 Bush Street
All Canary Island Date Palms (Phoenix canariensis) in the center island on Dolores Street
Brazilian pepper (Schinus terebinthifolius) at Third St. and Yosemite Street in the median triangle
Flaxleaf paperbark (Melaleuca linariifolia) at 1701 Franklin Street
Sweet Bay (Laurus nobilis) at 555 Battery Street
Thirteen Canary Island Date Palms (Phoenix canariensis) located throughout the Quesada Street median West of Third St. to the dead end.
Two Cliff Date Palms (Phoenix rupicola) in the Dolores Street median, one across from 730 Dolores Street and the second across from 1546 Dolores Street
The grove of Guadalupe Palm (Brahea edulis) in the Dolores St. median, across from 1608-1650 Dolores Street.
Moreton Bay Fig (Ficus macrophylla) at 3555 Cesar Chavez Street
Two Flowering Ash (Fraxinus ornus) at the Bernal Height Library at 500 Cortland Street
Blue Elderberry (Sambucus mexicana) in the Bernal Height Natural Area near the intersection of Folsom and Bernal Height Boulevard
Manzanita (Arctostaphylos hispidule) 115 Parker Avenue
Monterey Cypress (Cupressus macrocarpa) 2626 Vallejo Street
California Buckeye tree (Aesculus Californica) located behind 757 Pennsylvania Street, (Assessor’s Bock 416B, Lot 11)
Redwood Tree (Sequoia sempervirens) at 46 Stillings Ave
Giant Sequoia (Sequoia giganteum) at 3066 Market Street”
I know the answer, Gentle Readers, but have at it yourselves.
See? It’s all:
DONATED BY YOUR LOCAL
Your job is to fill in the blank.
CLUE: This defacement prolly occurred a long time ago
What’s this, a bunch of Bros loudly two-stroking themselves down Oak Street? Sure – you’ll hear them first, from blocks away, and then smell them later, what with the old-fashioned (and these days, widely banned) two-stroke style engines, which literally burn motor oil, by design:
Here’s a wider view. These Bros hail from the East Bay and the Central Valley, one assumes, based upon their apparel:
And in the middle of this loud scrum, it’s two members of the SFPD Motor Patrol:
Were they chasing or escorting – I couldn’t tell.
Later on, this crew tried to regroup on Masonic:
Now heading west on the sidewalks of Oak:
Leaving you with this, the last Bro I saw, GoProing his way up Fell:
“Scott Owades, Lone[-ly] Mountain
As a transportation fanatic, I’m excited to be able to bring new commuting options into the neighborhood. My company, Chariot, is launching The Great Haight tomorrow, running down Haight & Oak St.
The route runs from 6:30 – 9:30 AM and 4:30 – 7:30 PM, and the pickups are:
Haight & Stanyan
Haight & Clayton
Haight & Masonic
Lyon & Oak
Oak & Pierce
Oak & Webster
While Muni serves Market St. well, it’s a pain to commute on Muni to SoMa & Caltrain. If you’re going in that direction, you should give this a [try].”