Posts Tagged ‘a8’

Matt Cain Giant Audi Billboard Evolution: From Striking Out Competition to PERFECTION to Visit My Friends

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Now see here, this is the way things used to be at Geary and Masonic, right near the deadly Masonic Trader Joe’s gro sto.

See? This ad from last year was horrible: 

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Then the local Audi people got rid of that billboard because the Giants were no longer champs.

But then, Matt Cain pitched his perfect game earlier this year, so up went a new ad:

It was much better, non? 

But now we’re back to this:

Now, does Matt Cain really have friends at Audi San Francisco?

I don’t think so.

And, think about it, does anybody really need an Audi?

I don’t think so.

Oh well.

In closing, Cain!

Finally, Giants Pitcher Matt Cain Gets the Giant Billboard He Deserves – Compare the Old with the New

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Now see here, this is the way things used to be at Geary and Masonic, right near the deadly Masonic Trader Joe’s gro sto.

See? This ad from last year was horrible: 

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Then the local Audi people got rid of this billboard because the Giants were no longer champs.

But then, Matt Cain pitched his perfect game, so up goes this new ad:

It’s much better, non? 

Hurray!

This is Still a Stupid Billboard: “We Strike Out Competition Like San Francisco Champs” from Pitcher Matt Cain

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

Still.

But anyway

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Audios.

Worst Local Billboard Ad of 2011: Royal Motor Sales’ “We Strike Out Competition Like San Francisco Champs”

Monday, August 29th, 2011

Is this a way to sort of ride along on the Giants winning the World Series last year?

“We Strike Out Competition Like San Francisco Champs”

(It helps to say the phrase as if you were Yakov “Smirnoff” or Boris Badenov. Otherwise, it’s hard for me to say it.)

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Also, Audis are kind of expensive for what you get, right? Please do something about that, RoyalMotorSales.

I mean, isn’t $133K kind of expensive for an A8 sedan, you know, in light of what the car is like?