Posts Tagged ‘ad’

Aspirational – Marketing a New Apartment Building to Newcomers in Hayes Valley

Wednesday, June 24th, 2015

[Camera Left] That’s who I am, I’m a god-damned troubadour! (Well, maybe not yet, but that’s who I am inside – that’s the kind of person I am. Man, I gots to get me an axe as soon as I move to Frisco…)

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[Camera Right] I’m a City Girl, here’s my Vespa – BEEP BEEP! I’m going to use it to buy a baguette every day, soon as I move to the 415.*

As seen at the horrible, man-made** disaster known as Octavia “Boulevard.”

*NO NO NO NO, I want 415! Area code 628?! WTF. 

**Person-made? Is that a phrase? Octavia was supposed to spawn a “boulevard movement” across the country. It didn’t. 

Shadowy “SF Environment’s” [SF Dept. of the Environment, IRL] Cryptic Bus Ad: “DO YOU REALLY WANT THE CITY 7x7x7?”

Thursday, April 30th, 2015

Now I say shadowy ’cause all you see coming out of this official SF department is “SF Environment,” which I suppose the SF Dept of the Environment people think looks better than “SF Dept of the Environment?” (Compare that with the SFPUC calling itself “SF Water” and the claim from at least one of its employees/contractors that the term PUC must surely apply to the CAPUC and not the SFPUC.) Moving on…

And I say cryptic because:

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So let’s see here, instead of recycling all my crap what I actually do, apparently, is find a hole and throw it in there, and if everybody did that, then SF County would become a giant cube of garbage going all the way to the troposphere.

This sitch is what I want, and the SFDE wants me to reconsider.

I get it. It took me a while, but now I get it.

(One supposes this SFDE message goes down better than, say, a reckless SFMTA operator lecturing me about transportation safety, or Mayor Willie Brown lecturing me about lobbyist ethics…)

SFMTA MUNI Bus Stop Ad Mocks Other SFMTA MUNI Ads: “EAT24 – THE #1 WAY TO TELL HUNGER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP” – EAT24

Wednesday, April 29th, 2015

So let’s see how haha this is to you, Gentle Reader.

Here’s a typical public service ad at a SFMTA stop in the Western Addition:

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You see them at about this time of year, fine.

Comes now “Eat24,” also seen in the Western A on the same day, to say:

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OK fine, Eat24.

So haha, I guess.

Better Know Your Local Start-Ups: OneLessThingSF.Com – What If Your TaskRabbits Were Students, Solely?

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

Or “recent graduates” too? (‘Cause nobody wants an oldster, you know, a geriatric bunny, a daddy rabbit such as myself, at their house – it appears that perkiness is the order of the day)

Here’s the new SFMTA MUNI bus ad from OneLessThingSF:

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Oh, and there’s craigslist too.

On It Goes in start-uplandia…

Another Illegal Chalk Ad on the Streets of San Francisco? – HTC ONE – When Will Our Corporate Overlords Learn?

Friday, April 17th, 2015

We’ve been through this kind of thing before. If City Attorney Dennis Herrera discovers this, then whoo boy, there’s going to be trouble for somebody.

As captured by BloomReports today:

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MUNI Bus Ad Rivet Comes _This Close_ to Becoming a Belly Button Stud

Friday, April 17th, 2015

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Game of Thrones: Ed Lee’s Handler’s Ignore Advice from Jim Ross – A Photo Op in the Iron Throne

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

First there was this, from a couple years ago:

And then yesterday, there was this warning, from political consultant Jim Ross:

 If any elected official sits in this, their staff should be fired.”

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And then a couple hours later, there was this, via Villy Wang:

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Oh well.

Well, Now the SFMTA / MUNI _LIKES_ the State of Israel – Of Course, SFGov Could Stop These Ads, But $$$

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

Options, all kinds of options:

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Forget About the Small Type, This SFMTA MUNI Bus Sez, “STOP U.S. AID FOR PALESTINIAN TERRORISM”

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

Does it not?

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Oh what’s that, Brinkman? MUNI sometimes posts Maya Angelou couplets or whathaveyou to make up for all its “offensive” ads? Oh, well, I suppose that takes care of everything then…

I’m sure that somewhere on this bus is a disclaimer saying how MUNI don’t believe in the ads that people pay it money so that you believe in the ads, but I don’t see that disclaimer here in this shot. What I see is a couple of large slogans plus the large MUNI snake logo.

In fact, to see the disclaimers that FIX EVERYTHING FOR MUNI, you’d need SUPER-VISION.

I’ll tell you, I can see 20-15 (corrected, of course, bifocals, of course) but I am/ I am NOT Superman/ so I can’t see everything.

And neither can you, Gentle Reader…

San Francisco Cabbie Fights Back: “UBER / LYFT, FINALLY JOBS FOR REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS”

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

As seen by Manys here:

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Oh, and here’s another.

I’ll point out that sometimes it’s the unregistered sex offenders…