Posts Tagged ‘ad’

“IF ONLY” Bus Ad: What?

Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

OK, I’ll bite.

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Oh.

No sale.

But WTF to this:

“Shakira’s gown from the “Get It Started” video: $3,000″

So you’re not selling an aging pop singer’s dress, you’re selling the experience of buying the aging pop singer’s dress?

And this:

“I encourage my friends to join nonprofit boards, collect art and buy great houses.”

Yes, don’t we all.

Giant Facebook Ad, Frisco

Thursday, December 1st, 2016

These 17 foot tall “kiosks” are simply giant ads – they’re said to pay for public toilets on the street that you need to pay for, ‘except where’s the toilet?

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You see what I’m saying?

I know there’s one atop Twin Peaks, and in Civic Center, and I think there’s one near the cable car turnaround at the foot of Powell, but that’s far far away from Battery here.

I’m thinking this ad program has too many cheesy kiosks and not enough public toilets…

(And some things in Life are more important than your momentary delight with your most recent burrito.)

Santa Has a Problem, and Our SFMTA is an Enabler – “Coca Cola,Taste the Feeling” – “MUNI [Not So] RAPID, MUNI [Not So] RAPID”

Monday, November 21st, 2016

It really was a sugar tax, wasn’t it, Santa?

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Seen About Frisco: Special Miracle Hydrogen Water, Natural Fresh Nitrogen Ice Cream – It’s Elemental

Monday, November 21st, 2016

The Mall…

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…Has It All

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The stuff we sell is just the best
Passing all consumer test
Days of heaven nights of sin
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
When all around you seems like hell
Just one sip will make you well
Multipurpose in a jar
If you ain’t ill it’ll fix your car
In days of yore for all bad feelings
Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Nowadays its used medicinally
For all known human malady

It was really vile weather
When we got to tarred and feathered
You could hear the six guns sound
As they chased us out of town

Guaranteed don’t you know
Money back?
You’ll get a no!
It’s the one and only medicine show

Salesforce Tower has a Picture of Itself on Itself?

Monday, November 14th, 2016

And I’ll bet if you zoomed in, the picture of Salesforce Tower has a picture of Salesforce Tower on it, and so on:

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Anyway, almost done.

It’s already dominating the dojo of Frisco’s skyline…

You’re Fired: Sonic.Com ISP Certainly Wants You to Cut the Cord

Monday, November 14th, 2016

Ooh, feisty!

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As they say, check your area for Gigabit service

THE FACE of Hope is a Beatific White Lady – Did Not Know That

Friday, November 4th, 2016

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Falun Gong Uses the SFMTA to Troll Our Chinese Consulate?

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2016

This same ad here seen right across the street from San Francisco’s Chinese Consulate?

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Is this a mere coincidence?

12 Bear Flags – If Andy Warhol had Lived in Frisco Instead of New Yawk

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2016

What’s the point of this billboard at Cal Kearny?

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Our SFPUC Makes Everybody a Superhero – Somehow – Marketing “CleanPowerSF”

Thursday, October 27th, 2016

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(ClearChannel cleaned up all this glass. which I hadn’t noticed, the next day, but this bus stop gets attacked often, oh well.)

IDK, SFPUC – if everybody’s a superhero then nobody’s a superhero, right?

Lemme just say I don’t understand/am confused by the following on this page:

“Community over Profits” [A Capital “P,” right, Comrades?]

“Because CleanPowerSF is not-for-profit…” [Our SFPUC is a not-for-profit?]

“Your choice will localize energy, create jobs and stabilize energy prices.” [Doesn’t PG&E “create” jobs too? “Stabilize?”]

“Small Premium, Big Impact” [Or Big Premium, Small Impact? Just saying.]

“SuperGreen pay the applicable Green rate plus an additional $0.02/kWh.” [SuperGreen – who dat?]

“That’s a small investment with big returns for the environment and the local community.” [Or extremely small returns?]

“Upgrade your service to SuperGreen…” [But it’s the same service though, right? It’s the same juice from PG&E, right?]

And what’s up with the rates for regular PG&E v. Non-SuperGreen?

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So, best case scenario is that, after a monthly PG&E fee you gotta pay to NOT have PG&E, a “typical” bill will be $66.40, as opposed to … $66.40?

Note that I rounded the numbers there, to the nearest nickel. Speaking of which, why not round PG&E’s percentage up to 30%, you know, why not?

Hey SFPUC, your desks inside the windmill building in Civic Center cost $20 grand each? Hey, is that “sustainable?” Oh, yes, and no? Hey, how about financially?

So many questions about the CleanPowerSF…