NIMBYs are Born and Not Made: “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE”

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Hurray for me!

I was born a rich white kid and now I live in my parent’s house, so hurray for me!

Hurray for Prop 13 middle class welfare, which subsidizes my existence! I use that welfare money to join local NIMBY groups and Support Your Parks and donate to KQED and buy MINI Coopers.


As seen in the Western Addition near Alamo Square:

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Hurray for me!

Oh, dear 99 percenter, please make for me a bumper sticker that tells the world I’m an “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE.”


Or, in other words, my bumper sticker says I’m better than you, Auslander.¬†

So, hurray for me!