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NIMBYs are Born and Not Made: “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE”

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Hurray for me!

I was born a rich white kid and now I live in my parent’s house, so hurray for me!

Hurray for Prop 13 middle class welfare, which subsidizes my existence! I use that welfare money to join local NIMBY groups and Support Your Parks and donate to KQED and buy MINI Coopers.

YAY!

As seen in the Western Addition near Alamo Square:

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Hurray for me!

Oh, dear 99 percenter, please make for me a bumper sticker that tells the world I’m an “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE.”

Yay!

Or, in other words, my bumper sticker says I’m better than you, Auslander.¬†

So, hurray for me!