Posts Tagged ‘arm’

Look at the Efforts We Go To So That EVERYBODY CAN HAVE A CORNER OFFICE – Donald Trump’s “Triple Nickel,” Sort Of

Monday, August 15th, 2016

Our BofA Building, the largest in Frisco, is known by one and all as “Triple Five Cal” AFAIK, but there was an effort to start calling it the Triple Nickel not too long ago. Oh, and Donald Trump owns a piece of it, so that explains the “sort of.”

Anyway, the whole sawtoothed design on the exterior was so that every windowed office was a corner office. See?

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(Afore the Carnelian Room went out of biz I sat for dinner in one of these corners on the second highest floor – San Francisco Magazine (the actual physical magazine) had a coupon (made of cardboard, an insert) inside what said “Complete Dinner For Two” for just $49.95. “Score,” I said. 180 degrees of window, man. Ah memories. I suppose I had the same view as all the office workers. Impressive, sure. The view, that is.)

But how do you clean the windows – like this, with a giant telescoping arm what needs to jut out more and more as the workers descend?

Wow, a little scary…

Train Trouble: Crossing Arms? The Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority Don’t Need No Stinking Crossing Arms!

Thursday, April 24th, 2014

These four arrows tell the story. From right to left, we see a FEDEX DRIVER helping a VTA DRIVER remove a CROSSING ARM from the street after it fell off from the ELECTROMECHANICAL BARRIER DRIVE SYSTEM.


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Then the train driver got back in and slowly, ever so slowly fled the scene.


Shark Attack Victim Product Endorsement, Market Street USA

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

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If Bicycles Had Sidecars, This is What They Would Look Like

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Thought this unusual ride seen on the Hastings Cutoff route was a bicycle sidecar.

At first anyway.


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Jitsu wa, Gentle Reader, it just the arm of an autumn sweater dragging along.

A mystery solved!

Ink Splatter Deer Tattoo, Ink Splatter Deer Tattoo, Ink Splatter Deer Tattoo! Your Own Forearm Patronus

Wednesday, July 11th, 2012

The latest creation from Deanna Ward of Tattoo Boogaloo, 528 Green Street, North Beach,  San Francisco, CA, USA, 94133:

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Poor Woman Just Got Her iPhone Pickpocketed in Dolores Park on Saturday – Is This a Cellphone Photo of the Thief?

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Here’s the latest attempt at Twitter Justice, via Tweeter Mo Kudeki:

“Here’s the pickpocketing bro who grabbed me, had @pollydallas take a pic, and stole my iPhone Sat @ Dolores. #douchebag

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Leave us note that the screen was “hella cracked.”

One hopes the SFPD has been alerted to this alleged crime…

Commercial Folk Art: The Fillmore’s National Dollar Store, Where Everything Costs “‘______’ Or Less”

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

Isn’t it beautiful?

All your favorite brands are here:

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(And guess who owns the building in the background: Robert Redford / Sundance!)

Of course the National Dollar used to advertise Everything $1 or Less but there came a time when that wasn’t actually true, so City Attorney Dennis Herrera got after them.

So now the sign says “Everything ___ or Less.”


(Bonus: National Dollar Sidewalk Bling)


Dream Catcher from Tattoo Boogaloo

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

By Deanna Wardin of Tattoo Boogaloo, North Beach:

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That’s something, huh?

Crazy Hand Signals: Tell Other Motorcycle Riders a Speed Trap is Behind You by Tapping Your Head

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

See how that works? You want to warn your fellow riders that there are cops handing out speeding tickets on Highway 37 (aka Sears Point Road) up there in the Great White North, so all you have to do is to tap your head in an exaggerated fashion when you see others going the opposite way.


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Anyway, that’s one of the codes you can transmit when you’re a cowboy, on a steel horse you ride.

OMG, It’s the Sneaky, Pigeon-Toed “BlueTooth Bandit” – Takes Wallet Out of Your Purse at Cafes in the Marina, Polk Gulch, FiDi

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

The slick, “Bluetooth Bandit is still out there, people.

Bluetooth Bandit is still out there, check him out on YouTube: Northern Station PSA 2

Check out his M.O., courtesy of StarBucksVision – start at 4:00 right here.

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Call the 911 when you see him at your coffee shop.