Posts Tagged ‘art school’

Market Street Fine Art Caption Contest – Pregnant Nude Bondage Under Rain of Fire

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

My submission is “Pregnant Nude Bondage Under Rain of Fire.”

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I should have gone to art school.

Then I’d be more articulate ‘n stuff.

Pay me, Baby
CCACS-C-A-D
Thats SCAD its really rad

Whats really rad, who’s really your dad
R-I-S-D, thats RISD

Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’
Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’

PrattSVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé
Pratt, Pratt, SVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé

What If They Called a CLASSWAR and Nobody Came?

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

It would look a little something like this:

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That’s right, it says “CLASSWAR.”

Or, in other words, “I went, I went, I went to art school.”

Quick Draw McGraw, I went to art school
With the art fools, with the smart fools
With the sophomores, with the freshmen
I fuck with textbooks, I fuck with text, man

I went to art college, I got the art knowledge
I got the smart knowledge, I drink the Smart Water
I drink the Vitamin Water, I drink seltzer water
I drink regular water (I like regular water)

You Never Really Realize How Many Art Students There are in San Francisco Until a Fire Alarm Goes Off at the AoAU

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Thusly:

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The sidewalks of SoMA couldn’t handle all of these Academy of Art University students in SoMA after a recent fire alarm – they were everywhere.

And I thought most AoA-types were up in the Tenderloin.

Anyway, I didn’t realize how many art students San Francisco has these days…