Posts Tagged ‘art’

A Tattoo for Your Car? – This City Car Share Chevy Volt Doesn’t Know It’s a Gas-Powered Hybrid, But Nice Kitty!

Wednesday, May 18th, 2016

As seen in Civic Center:

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Hey, does this ride have a fuel tank? Yes it do. 9.3 gallons worth.

Hey, does this ride have a tailpipe? Yes it do again. But it’s hidden away, the better to fool you.

Does the artist what tagged this car know all this?

IDTS!

Anyway, if this ride is an “EV,” then so is craig Newmark’s old-school ’99 Prius, just saying…

Local Art: “Pac Man Attacks Japanese Ornamental Carp From Above” – It’s Morte Dall’Alto for Your Colorful Koi

Monday, May 16th, 2016

Hey, remember Pixels?

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This one painting is much better than all of Pixels. Much cheaper to produce too.

The Biggest Bus in the World Promotes Our Asian Art Museum

Friday, May 13th, 2016

You can’t miss this

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Area Man Encounters Giant Norway Rat in Civic Center

Wednesday, May 11th, 2016

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Militaristic Playground: C-130 Paratroopers, F-18 Blue Angels, and a Giant F-8 Crusader – Larsen in the Parkside

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

Larsen Playground on 19th in the Parkside has quite a military bent, non? This mystery comes from our history. Let’s take a look.

C-130 paratroopers coming to kill you, just like in Operation Market Garden:

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And an F-18 Hornet from the much-talked-about U.S. Navy Blue Angels:

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And here’s your giant Chance-Vought F-8 Crusader:

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Remember to whisper Mors Ex Supera as you drive by on 19th…

How Forest Hill Sees Itself / How MUNI Sees Itself – Mural Depicts Frisco as a Bucolic Ireland with Detached Single-Family Homes

Wednesday, April 27th, 2016

Hey look – it’s the streetcar what’s named Desire:

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Or at least it’s somebody’s view of what big city living should look like.

Precita Eyes Mural Outside Laguna Honda Hospital Nears Completion

Yeah,
Lover I’m off the streets
Gonna go where the bright lights
And the big city meet
With a red guitar, on fire
Desire

And best of all, if we’re looking at the History of Forest Hill, and I think we are, there’s not any pesky Chinese laundryman playing basketball on his roof across the street…

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…and no poors living next door

Word on the Street: “GOLF. ART. CULTURE.” – Guess Which Word Doesn’t Belong – SPOILER: GOLF

Wednesday, April 6th, 2016

What the Hell, Man?

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What’s next? TRUMP. ART. CULTURE?

I cry foul.

Bad News for Advertising on SFMTA MUNI Buses – Hard to See – MUNI Advertising MUNI

Monday, March 14th, 2016

Let’s see here, or in this case, let’s not see the ad on the side of this MUNI bus

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Somebody’s promoting bus advertising by calling it a “mobile ad,” except it’s not, not really?

But if somebody wants to pay us for the ad, that’s great. It’s just that it’s mounted so low it’s hard to see. Even just one foot higher would help a lot. (Fashionably big windows have a price, I s’pose.)

And what’s up with the ad on the back? It promotes MUNI art? This thing? But it’s not art itself, it’s just saying how great our SFMTA is so 1% of us might start liking the SFMTA more, maybe?

Boy, it sure seems our horrible MUNI SFMTA spends a lot of time promoting itself, for better or worse.

Mostly worse…

At the Asian Art Museum: “PEARLS ON A STRING – ARTISTS, PATRONS AND POETS AT THE GREAT ISLAMIC COURTS” – Runs Thru MAY 8, 2016

Friday, February 26th, 2016

I can’t think of a subject I know less about than art of the Islamic world in the 16th through 18th centuries, but check it out – this short, well-produced video is MESMERIZING:

Look at all the baubles for The Man With The Golden Gun. Bling bling! It’s as if Faberge made guns instead of eggs…

Of course, most of the exhibit is beyond my ken, but look what these people are saying:

‘Pearls on a String’ provides a glimpse of Islamic arts by Janos Gereben SF Performing Arts Examiner

Poets, Patrons and Artists at the Islamic Courts posted By Emily Wilson

Art: Pearls of the Orient by Jonathan Curiel

Now you’re up-to-speed.

Curator Qamar Adamjee introducing the exhibit with AAA Director Jay Xu:

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And here’s the geography:

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I’ll post some photos next week. In the meantime, see you there!

Pearls On a String: Artists, Patrons, and Poets at the Great Islamic Courts
Asian Art Museum, 200 Larkin, 10AM – 5PM Daily, Closed Mondays, Open Late on Thursdays

VICTORY: NFL Relents – Hauls Super Bowl 50 Corporate Sculpture Ad From Alamo Square – NFL Badly Misled by Local “Host Committee”

Sunday, January 31st, 2016

Get up to speed here:

Intrusive Super Bowl “50” Sculpture in Alamo Square Righted – But 90 Minutes Later, Angry Locals Topple It Again – Now It’s Irreparable – Photos

And here’s the latest from this morning – via LZ, we see that the NFL has relented to community pressure and it’s just removed the tacky “50” logo from Alamo Square:

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Now it looks like this – the 50 is GONE. The workers must have been arriving just as I was leaving earlier this AM:

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And now when you’re up at Union Square, the only way you can tell that San Francisco is hosting the party part of SB50 is this giant sign what’s supposed to tell tourists (and federal law enforcement?) not to keep valuables (or guns?) in cars, due to the high chances of break-ins in Mayor Ed Lee’s Frisco. Sadly, the sign hasn’t been turned on yet. [UPDATE: Oh, per Hoodline, the sign IS on, it’s just that nobody can read it? You know, that’s even worse. The ones I saw last year were legible. Mmm..]

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So, questions:

1. Are the NFL people going to repair or replace it and then bring it back? If so, then it will need security 24-7. Perhaps more on-the-clock SFGov employees can “volunteer” some more of “their” time for this purpose?

2. OTOH, perhaps the NFL will remove all the statues from SF? That would be a nice gesture, IMO.

3. Hey, isn’t the local Host Committee supposed to warn the NFL when the NFL wants to do something grossly inappropriate, like isn’t the Committee supposed to have local knowledge?  

4. And how is the 50th Super Bowl [SB50] of 2016 not exactly like the 34th America’s Cup [AC34, aka “THE SUPER BOWL OF SAILING] of 2013? Check it: 

“…we estimate that the increase in overall economic activity in San Francisco due to hosting an America’s Cup could be on the order of $1.37 billion. This is three times the estimated impact of hosting the Super Bowl ($300-$500 million).”

See how that works – our disastrous, deadly America’s Cup was predicted to be a BIGGER deal than any old Super Bowl. Was/is that true? NOPE. Oh well.

Anyway, apologies to the people of Alamo Square. Sorry about all this.