Posts Tagged ‘at&t park’

The Worst MUNI Bus Ad Ever: “Fed Up With the Price of a Fill Up?”

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Hey, SFMTA! Do you realize that you’re a national joke?

‘Cause, I don’t know, sometimes it seems you don’t realize you’re a national joke.

Just saying.

OK, work with me here, you’re beautiful, you’re gorgeous, you’re a San Francisco Giants* fan, right, and you don’t care what it costs to park near AT&T Park, oh no, what has you fazed is the cost of the four quid worth of petrol you had to expend to get to the game, so look astonished, go ahead, oh hey Margie, could you stencil the word “gasoline” onto our 1960′s-style gas pump, oh never mind, we’ll just add it in later in post, OK, babe, you’re giving me a 3 right now, let’s make it a 9, that’s it, look more astonished, more, that’s it, hold it, hold it. Click! That’s a rap people, I’ll see you at the after party:

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How much did we pay for this ad, I wonder…

*Or something, I still haven’t figured out which baseball team the talent supports. Does the M stand for MUNI? Oh, what’s that? The SF Giants might not want to be associated with a hated, loser organization like MUNI? Maybe…

OMG, OMG Meet Andres Torres at Walgreens in the Financh Today! 275 Battery, Noon to 2:00PM

Monday, June 20th, 2011

I said it before and I’m saying it again: “Torture comes to Walgreens” today, June 20th, 2011 from 12:00 Noon to 2:00 PM.

See you there!

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Thanks popchips!

All the deets:

popchips, the all-natural line of popped chips, invites snackers to pop into the sacramento street walgreens to meet san francisco giant’s centerfielder (and star snacker) andres torres, for an afternoon of autographs, photographs and snacking!

popchips will also host a ‘san fran fan contest’ inviting snack fanatics across the city to walgreens stores to take a photo in front of the popchips display and show their best fan face. snackers will need to post the photo to www.popchips.com/sanfranfan between june 1 and 22, then share with friends and fellow fans to gather the most votes. the fan with the most likes will win an ultimate san francisco game day prize package including two baseball jerseys & caps, an autographed baseball (signed by andres torres) and a year’s supply of popchips!

who: san francisco giant’s star centerfielder andres torres

what: popchips invites snackers to pop into the sacramento street walgreens to meet san francisco giant’s centerfielder (and star snacker) andres torres, for an afternoon of autographs, photographs and snacking!

when: monday, june 20, 2011

time: 12pm – 2pm

where: walgreens, 275 sacramento st. between davis and front st.

OMG, OMG Meet Andres Torres at Walgreens in the Financh on Monday! 275 Battery, Noon to 2:00PM

Friday, June 17th, 2011

That’s right, “torture comes to Walgreens” this Monday, June 20th, 2011 from 12:00 Noon to 2:00 PM.

See you there!

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Thanks popchips!

All the deets:

popchips, the all-natural line of popped chips, invites snackers to pop into the sacramento street walgreens to meet san francisco giant’s centerfielder (and star snacker) andres torres, for an afternoon of autographs, photographs and snacking!

popchips will also host a ‘san fran fan contest’ inviting snack fanatics across the city to walgreens stores to take a photo in front of the popchips display and show their best fan face. snackers will need to post the photo to www.popchips.com/sanfranfan between june 1 and 22, then share with friends and fellow fans to gather the most votes. the fan with the most likes will win an ultimate san francisco game day prize package including two baseball jerseys & caps, an autographed baseball (signed by andres torres) and a year’s supply of popchips!

who: san francisco giant’s star centerfielder andres torres

what: popchips invites snackers to pop into the sacramento street walgreens to meet san francisco giant’s centerfielder (and star snacker) andres torres, for an afternoon of autographs, photographs and snacking!

when: monday, june 20, 2011

time: 12pm – 2pm

where: walgreens, 275 sacramento st. between davis and front st.

OMG, It’s a Brand New Cirque du Soleil! TOTEM Under the Big Comes to S.F. and San Jose for 2011-2012

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

OMG, OMG, it’s a brand new show and they’re bringing the tent:

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL RETURNS TO BAY AREA WITH ITS LATEST BIG TOP SHOW  TOTEM 
In San Francisco as of October 28, 2011
In San Jose as of March 2, 2012

That’s a ways off now, but do join the Cirque Club today, why not? It’s free.

This is going to be mega.

See you there!

EXCLUSIVE OFFERS NOW AVAILABLE TO
CIRQUE CLUB MEMBERS ONLY
Specially-priced tickets available!

San Francisco – June 8, 2011 – Cirque du Soleil returns to the Bay Area with TOTEM, its latest big top production written and directed by Robert Lepage. Proudly presented by iShares, TOTEM will open in San Francisco on October 28, 2011 for a limited engagement under the blue-and-yellow Grand Chapiteau (Big Top) located at the AT&T Park and in the spring 2012 in San Jose as of March 2 at the Taylor Street Bridge.
Cirque Club special offer

Specially-priced tickets for TOTEM in the Bay Area are now available to Cirque Club members for an exclusive period through June 26 (San Francisco) and September 18 (San Jose) at cirqueclub.com. Cirque Club Membership is free and registration is quick and simple. Cirque Club members receive advance access to the best seats under the Grand Chapiteau, ticket upgrades, partner promotions and insider information on the world of Cirque du Soleil.

About TOTEM
TOTEM traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. The characters evolve on a stage evoking a giant turtle, the symbol of origin for many ancient civilizations.

Inspired by many founding myths, TOTEM illustrates, through a visual and acrobatic language, the evolutionary progress of species. Somewhere between science and legend TOTEM explores the ties that bind Man to other species, his dreams and his infinite potential.
Sponsors
Cirque du Soleil gratefully acknowledges iShares®, Presenting Sponsor of the US 2011-2012 TOTEM Tour as well as CGI, Xerox, Wyndham Hotels & Resorts, Infiniti, Sun Life Financial and American Express as the Official Sponsors.

Attorney Gloria Allred Ably Demonstrates, With a Baseball Bat, How The Cure Can Be Worse Than The Disease

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Via TK at @40goingon28:

“Everything was fine this morning until I read the sentence “Gloria Allred simulates sex with baseball bat” http://bit.ly/iKSJ7m

I don’t know, man.

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Sometimes I just don’t know…

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

UFL Football League Struggles to Pay the Bills, But Will the NFL Strike Help Paul Pelosi’s Sacramento Mountain Lions?

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Here are all the deets since the UFL‘s California Redwoods started playing professional at AT&T Park in 2009.

Our “local” team has upped and moved to Sacramento – they’re called the Mountain Lions now. Oh well. At least the uniforms have a dignified, old-school look, so that should please area writer Joe Eskenazi.

You’d think the enormous squad of cheerleaders would be called the Kittens, or the Pumettes, or maybe even the Cougars, but no, they’re called the Lady Lions. See?

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Anywho, elements of the UFL, as you might imagine, are having trouble paying the bills. Uh oh. (Hey you know what happens to a McDonalds what doesn’t pay its employees as agreed? Bad tings, that’s what happens. But if the UFL doesn’t doesn’t make sure that its employees get paid, well that’s A-OK, huh?)

But maybe the 2011 NFL lockout will result in an increase in talent tout de suite?

Stay tooned…

Sacramento, Sacramento, where you at, after the jump

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Thousands of Disappointed U.S. Soccer Fans Turned Away from Civic Center

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

I don’t know, I think they could have figured out a way to have Pride Weekend and the World Cup at the same place at the same time this A.M.

Or, in other words:

How the hell is there no large venue showing this match?”

They were still setting up this stage when the action started in South Africa:

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Fans forced indoors tried to make the best of it, craning their necks as if they were in the front row of a Metreon movie theatre:

(Of course, batting practice precluded AT&T Park’s JumboTron from showing the contest.)

Fans arriving at Civic Center this morning were told to go to “some bar” to catch the match. One fan announced that he was “mega-bummed.”

Oh well…

Sir Paul McCartney to Play AT&T Park on July 10, 2010! Tickets on Sale May 24th

Thursday, May 20th, 2010
 
Up and Coming Paul McCartney just can’t stay away from our sports stadia, right? A mere 15,971 days after playing the ‘Stick, he’s back to play the ‘Booth.
 
From Barbara Koh’s About.com comes the exciting news:
 
Paul McCartney has announced two new performance dates, the first at San Francisco’s very own AT&T Park on Saturday July 10th, and then at the Rio Tinto stadium in Salt Lake City on Tuesday July 13th, as part of his ‘Up and Coming’ 2010 tour. Keeping with his headline-making special concerts over the last few years, the tour will see the iconic star and his band play unique venues, places and locations; new cities he’s never played and familiar markets he’s not visited for a while.”
 
Get that? He’s not visited “for a while.” I”ll check you on that, good buddy.
 
 
(Did you know he was also in a band _before_ Wings?)
 
See you there!
 
“The July 10th concert date at AT&T Park will be Paul’s first performance within the City of San Francisco since The Beatles’ last concert tour appearance – at Candlestick Park on August 29, 1966.

San Francisco Tickets
Tickets go on-sale Monday, May 24th at 10am (local time) through all Ticketmaster locations or online at
www.Ticketmaster.com and www.APEConcerts.com

Free Iced Lattes from Seattle’s Best Coffee – April 22-23 in San Francisco

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

[UPDATE: They're back. This time they'll be at the CalTrain station n SOMA from 3:00 PM to 7:00 PM. It's today. See?

4/30/2010            Cal Train Depot                 3PM - 7PM]

You know what you need? You need some free iced lattes from Seattle’s Best Coffee. Just look for the:

“…huge, hard-to-miss “Big Red Fridge.” Visitors will be offered samples of our new canned Iced Lattes, featuring Iced Mocha, Iced Vanilla Latte [Iced iced, baby!] and traditional Iced Latte flavors.”

Thursday 4/22/10 Embarcadero Farmers Market (8:00 AM – 12:00 Noon)

Friday 4/23/10 Giants Blanket Night AT&T Park (3:00 PM – 7:00 PM)  

Check it, RTD (Ready To Drink):

“The new Iced Latte’s are now available in major grocery, retail and convenient store outlets in the Western US (Arizona, California, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington) and have a suggested retail price of $1.49 for a single can and $4.99 for a four-pack.”

See you there.

And oh, Petaluma, you too. Bonus!

4/24/10 Petaluma Butter & Egg Days Parade (10am – 6pm)      

4/25/10 Antique Faire in Petaluma (10am – 6pm)    

Professional Football at AT&T Park – the UFL’s California Redwoods Debut in San Francisco

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Get the story on the UFL’s California Redwoods over at SFWeekly with Joe Eskenazi’s lengthy report and see some more photos here at the Examiner.

Did the San Francisco team really fly in from Arizona just before the game on Saturday and then leave just after?

Are you cheering yet? All right, Let’s Go Redwoods:

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A fiery entrance:

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Football at AT&T Park – never seen that before:

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The mise-en-scene:

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Seemed like real football to me:

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Of course, there were a few tree huggers in the crowd:

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Are these EMTs actually Trauma actors preparing for next season?  

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Whoops, missed the big bounce, bounce, bounce interception - here it is up on the big screen:

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Speaking of which, lots of fans ended up there as well.

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Ezekiel in the House:

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Hey, who’s that guy in the Giants gear?

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And that the UFL’s debut in San Francisco.