Posts Tagged ‘bank’

Encouraging Words from an ATM in the Bad Part of the Western Addition: “Life Gets Better” Well Gee, Thanks, Hanmi Bank!

Friday, October 11th, 2013

I’m thinking the people who green-lighted this slogan weren’t thinking things through.

The good thing is that if you get murdered near this particular ATM, as others have, the cops will at least have some fuzzy video to start with, as there are cameras, cameras everywhere around here:

Here’s One Problem, Just One Problem, With Tesla Motors’ Buyback Scheme: High Mercedes S Class Depreciation

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Here’s the news of the day:

“Working with some of the largest and most respected banks in the country, Tesla has been able to create a financing product that combines the surety and comfort of ownership with all the advantages of a traditional lease.

US Bank and Wells Fargo will provide 10% down financing assuming a good credit rating, and the down payment is covered or more than covered by US Federal and state tax credits ranging from $7,500 to $15,000. New Jersey, Washington and DC also have no sales tax for electric vehicles. These advantages are not available when leasing.

After 36 months, you have the right, but not the obligation to sell your Model S to Tesla for the same residual value percentage as the iconic Mercedes S Class, one of the finest premium sedans in the world, made by Daimler (also a Tesla partner and investor).

Not only is Tesla guaranteeing that resale value, but Tesla CEO Elon Musk is personally standing behind that guarantee to give customers absolute peace of mind about the value of the asset they are purchasing.

We also encourage you to think about Model S ownership in terms of true out of pocket cost. When considering the savings from using electricity instead of gasoline, depreciation benefits, and other factors, buyers will save hundreds of dollars per month compared to owning a gasoline powered car.”

The problem with this, or rather, one of the problems with this, is that Mercedes Benz S-Class cars have horrible resale value.

Just horrible!

Check it.

So if Elon Musk really wants to put his money where his mouth is, why doesn’t he use cars more desirable and practical for the residual value percentage guarantee?

How about the Nissan Versa or Honda Fit?

Just askin’.

Masjid Darussalam Mosque at Jones and Market, Just Above the Open-Air Stolen Apple iPhone Store of Mid-Market

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

20 Jones Street:

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The Lazy Pigeons of Randy Shaw’s Corrupt Twitterloin: Steps of Hibernia Bank

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

There they are:

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This is the Hibernia Bank branch that Patty Hearst didn’t rob.

Know Your Daily Wells Fargo Bank Mortgage Protest on the Steps of the State Building – NoJusticeZone – Day 140

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Deets here.

Day 138:

Day 128 or so:

Making Money Off of Donated Food: Wow, the Illegal Black Market of Mid-Market is Larger Than Ever

Friday, June 29th, 2012

See?

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This (about 20 sellers all in a row) is the most I’ve seen all in one place at one time.

The SFPD knows all about this – sometimes they care, but most of the time they don’t.

And best of all, after you purchase a bunch of food, you can go across the street to buy a stolen iPhone.

Remember, “Mayor Ed Lee Get’s It Done!”

“Run Ed Run!”

Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco Flies Rainbow Flag for Gay Pride Month, 2012

Saturday, June 23rd, 2012

Like this:

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But there are no complaints, unlike the recent situation in Virginia at the Fed Bank there.

Cold Busted: Members of the Pink Bag Mafia Lose the Food Bank Food They Were Trying to Sell in Mid Market – “Immigration Issues”

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Here’s the scene from yesterday AM at the corner of McAllister and Market and Jones in the Tenderloinish Civic Center Twitterloin area.

The woman involved were trying to sell the stuff they had gotten from a program what just gives it away with just one condition, can you guess? The condition is that you DON”T GO TO MID-MARKET AND SELL THIS FOOD ON THE SIDEWALK RIGHT NEXT TO THE THUGS SELLING STOLEN iPHONES.

Anyway, this one was a little different. Instead of just kicking the women off the corner, our SFPD (you see them all – there’s a bunch in there) actually took their stuff. And word on the street is that the cops didn’t want to bust them, in part, over “immigration issues.”

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That’s all I know.

 

If You Donate to a San Francisco Food Bank, Your Donation Just Might End Up Being Resold on the Street at 7th and Market

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Like this:

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Coincidentally, 7th and Market is the best place in the western United States to buy a stolen Apple iPhone.

Anyway, a few days ago, this crew was selling their black market goods on the north side of Market Street. But the SFPD took care of that, so now you need to travel to the south side of the intersection to obtain your Corn Flakes and Crispy Hexagons.

Enjoy.

Reverse Angle:

On it goes in Mayor Ed Lee’s new and improved Mid Market Twitterloin.

Mid-Market Update: Cut-Rate Groceries Sold on the Sidewalk – The Pink Bag Mafia is Back on 7th Street

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Here are about ten sellers in a row this morning on the corner of 7th and Market in the heart of the corrupt Twitterloin.

Cream cheese was the order of the day:

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Appears as if San Francisco’s seniors have more than enough food, but not enough cold hard cash.

I inquired about Crispy Hexagons, but there was no reply.

No reply at all.