Posts Tagged ‘bay guardian’
Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
Not sure what Marke Bieschke’s deal is here.
‘Cause this is an arresting video, trannies or no. (Oh let’s run a search here - only 1600 hits on Google when you look for the words Marke and tranny in the same article at SFBG.com? Mmmm…)
But let’s take a look at the video, d’accord? D’accord.
Five foot nothing, barefoot, and wearing white PJ’s in Randy Shaw’s corrupt greater Uptown Tenderloin Twitterloin area – she has the fight in her but she lacks the stuff she needs, you know, like reach:

So she spent most of this squabble caught by her hair, oh well:

Well, at least he didn’t Break My Window to get the purse out of this aging BMW:

After you see your gf’s purse disappear into Randy Shaw’s corrupt Uptown Tenderloin, all you can do is point as the perp flees. (Is that a moose tattoo on his now naked torso?)

The purse snatching definitely led to a brief cessation of hostilities:

And the, in the end, a swift sucker punch, you know, to say good-bye:

Tags: 2013, area, asian, bar, bay area, bay guardian, beyond chron, beyondchron, california, car, district, editor, fight, hair, Marke B, Marke Bieschke, newspaper, purse, randy shaw, San Francisco, sfbg, tenderloin, tenderloinhousing clini, term, thc, TRANNIES, tranny, twitterloin, uptown, uptown tenderloin, wOMAN, word
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Monday, November 5th, 2012
Oh, well, here’s the whole thing, or at least all of the back of the mailer.
(When they say Shell Oil, what they mean is Shell Energy North America.)

Tags: 2012, bay area, bay guardian, big oil, billionaires, california, cca, Christina Olague, coates, comunty, davis, ddistrict five, dead, district 5, editorial, election, evil, explosi9on, flier, flyer, gayle conway, julian davis, light, Linda Voight, London Breed, newspaper, oil, olague, pg&e, photoshop, power, Progressive, Ron Conway, san bruno, San Francisco, sfbg, shell energy, shell oil, thomas coates, tim redmond, tom coates, western addition
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Monday, November 5th, 2012
This is from the already-famous hit-piece mailer regarding Shell Energy and some candidates for District Five Supervisor.
Now, why did the dumb-clucks who made this ad decide to pick the world’s most solar-powered gas station?

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I don’t know, because they don’t know what they’re doing?
NB: Your bad cosmetic surgery fools nobody. People laugh at you when your back is turned, you know, at those benefits ‘n stuff. Perhaps just aging gracefully is a better, safer option?
Tags: 2012, bay area, bay guardian, big oil, billionaires, california, cca, Christina Olague, coates, comunty, davis, ddistrict five, dead, district 5, editorial, election, evil, explosi9on, flier, flyer, gayle conway, julian davis, light, Linda Voight, London Breed, newspaper, oil, olague, pg&e, photoshop, power, Progressive, Ron Conway, san bruno, San Francisco, sfbg, shell energy, shell oil, thomas coates, tim redmond, tom coates, western addition
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Sunday, November 4th, 2012
This is how they do it, with a flyer in the mail talking about how Christina Olague and Julian Davis support giving nearly $20,000,000 a year to Shell Oil.
See?

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Now, is that true?
No.
But it appears that Christina Olague and Julian Davis have run afoul of a few PG&E-loving Bay Area billioniares, et uxes.
Now, I’d call this cabal Conway/Coates, but they, and I’m seriously, call themselves:
“San Francisco Women for Accountability and a Responsible Supervisor Opposing Christina Olague 2012.”
So that’s SFWFAAARSOCA 2012 for short, sort of.
Here’s Tim Redmond’s take:
“So-called DV group doing PG&E’s dirty work“
Fair ‘nough.
But hey, do you see the orange skies up there, right where the heads of the progressive D5 front-runners have been Photoshopped?
Mmmm…
Hey, I know, let’s take Linda Voight and Photoshop her into a shot of the Great PG&E Pipeline explosion of San Bruno.
Thusly.
I see dead people:

Now doesn’t she look evil?
I think so.
Tags: 2012, bay area, bay guardian, big oil, billionaires, california, cca, Christina Olague, coates, comunty, davis, ddistrict five, dead, district 5, editorial, election, evil, explosi9on, flier, flyer, gayle conway, julian davis, light, Linda Voight, London Breed, newspaper, oil, olague, pg&e, photoshop, power, Progressive, Ron Conway, san bruno, San Francisco, sfbg, shell energy, shell oil, thomas coates, tim redmond, tom coates, western addition
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Tuesday, October 30th, 2012
Here’s the latest door hangar from the ill-starred Julian Davis for District Five Supervisor campaign.
Found on an Ashbury Street sidewalk, a little soggy:

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You see the quote up top?
“…by far the best and strongest progressive in the race in District 5… SFBG 10/16/12″
Now here’s the real quote:
“…he was* by far the best and strongest progressive in the race in District 5…”
You know, as in USED TO BE BUT NOT ANYMORE.
Read the whole thing, right here from Tim Redmond:
“Davis needs to drop out“
Here’s the first graf:
“EDITORIAL Kay Vasilyeva, a member of the San Francisco Women’s Political Caucus, has come forward with the allegation that District Five candidate Julian Davis grabbed her and put his hand down her pants at a political bar crawl in 2006. That was six years ago, but it’s still important — and more than the incident itself, the response we’ve seen from Davis is highly disturbing. He’s utterly denying that it ever happened, and retained a lawyer to send Vasilyeva a letter threatening her with legal action if she continues to talk.”
And here’s the last graf:
“We have said it many times before: People on the left need to be able to put their own ambitions aside sometimes and do what’s right for the cause. Davis can’t win. He’s embarrassing his former allies. He needs to focus on coming to terms with his past and rebuilding his life. And for the good of the progressive movement, he needs to announce that he’s ending his campaign, withdrawing from the race, and urging his supporters to vote for another candidate.”
Now, see the next quote on the Julian Davis door hangar? You know, from the San Francisco Examiner?
“Davis had impressed us with his knowledge of city issues and solutions that moved beyond the typical tax-and-cut, cookie-cutter budget moves usually proposed at City Hall. SF Examiner 10/16/12″
You see where we’re going here?
“Davis had* impressed us with his knowledge of city issues and solutions that moved beyond the typical tax-and-cut, cookie-cutter budget moves usually proposed at City Hall. But being a leader in this city involves more than just advocating good policies.
Following revelations about the cease-and-desist letter, progressive supervisors John Avalos and David Campos have withdrawn their endorsements of Davis’ candidacy. And due to the combined effects of this new allegation and the candidate’s handling of the matter, The San Francisco Examiner is forced to do the same.
We reaffirm our pre-existing endorsement of two other candidates running in this race, and urge residents of District 5 to vote for both John Rizzo and Thea Selby when they cast their ranked-choice ballots.”
Now, are the taxpayers of SF paying for this door hangar, effectively?
Mmmm…
*Italics not in the original but this is what was meant. Truth.
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2012
Well, let’s take a look:

OK:
1. You still have “Best Local Website” up there, srsly? Wasn’t that like from half a decade ago? Don’t you know that people are laughing at you over this? Oh, what’s that Randy, your lickspittle spent hours and hours and weeks and weeks trying to get an entry for BeyondChron into Wikipedia and it didn’t work and part of the reason why is that you’ve never gotten a journalism award, is that the reason why you cling? OK fine.
2. Uh, didn’t Aaron Peskin just save San Francisco well over $100,000,000? I think so. But you think he’s a failure because he can no longer “dine” with corrupt Willie Brown? Is that the measure of success, Randy?
3. Uh, the Board of Supervisors isn’t voting on the America’s Cup deal today, owing to the news what came out 24 hours ago. Didn’t anybody tell you, Randy? Boy, you’d think a big-city news editor such as yourself would know about stuff like this…
Hey Randy, does your house in the East Bay Hills really have six bedrooms and four bathrooms?
Maybe you’re a one-percenter?
Mmmm….
Tags: 2012, Aaron Peskin, Americas Cup, award, bay area, bay guardian, best local website, beyond chron, beyondchron, blog, california, ed lee, ediotr, journalist, Mayor, newspaper, randy shaw, San Francisco, sfbg, voice of the rest, wikipedia, willie brown, Writer
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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
[UPDATE: Senator Leland Yee is on the case this AM - he's doing a presser involving this latest allegation. (I guess it's too late to call this an October Surprise, and frankly, it's not all that surprising neither. Let's call it a November Expectation. Brace yourself for more.) Oh, and Leland is onto some Chinatown voting sting operation as well.
And there's this: "Statement from Chiu Campaign on Money Laundering Allegations - SAN FRANCISCO (November 2, 2011): Addisu Demissie, spokesman for the David Chiu for Mayor campaign, released the following statement about a San Francisco Chronicle report of potential money laundering by supporters of Mayor Ed Lee:
"This is now the fourth allegation of illegal conduct by Mayor Lee's supporters, and it should be investigated fully by the District Attorney and appropriate authorities,” Demissie said. “With six days to go before Election Day, it will be up to the voters to decide whether this kind of bullying, pay-to-play politics is what they want to see at City Hall for the next 4 years. David is going to spend the last 6 days of this race talking about why he represents a new generation of leadership for San Francisco that will stand tough against the special interests and shake things up at City Hall."
Paid for by David Chiu for Mayor 2011, P.O. Box 641541, San Francisco, CA 94164, FPPC##1337108]
Well, it looks like early-rising City Attorney Dennis Jose Herrera is the first one out of the gates to follow up on today’s piece from San Francisco Chronicle Staff Writers John Coté and Heather Knight.
Testify, DJH:
“Too many of Ed Lee’s supporters act as though they’re above the law — on money laundering, on ballot tampering, and more – and Ed Lee isn’t strong enough to stop it.
Amen.
Earlier this year, Ed Lee was picked unanimously to be an Interim Mayor. He wasn’t picked to be a Reformer. He’ll never be a Reformer.
In Ed Lee’s world, the notorious Willie Brown Administration deserves an A+, Rose Pak is not a cancer on Chinatown, and corner-cutting PG&E (“KABOOM!“) is simply “a great local corporation” and a “great company that gets it.”
Oh well.
Is Ed Lee Breaking Bad? Has the City Family corrupted him? Or has he corrupted the City Family? A little of both?

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All the deets:
“Herrera calls on FPPC to join D.A. in investigating new Ed Lee campaign money laundering charge - CitiApartments’ former eviction goon led reimbursement-for-donation scheme, suggesting political payback for City Attorney’s 2006 tenant-protection lawsuit
SAN FRANCISCO (Nov. 2, 2011) — City Attorney Dennis Herrera this morning called on the state Fair Political Practices Commission to join District Attorney George Gascón in reviewing new allegations reported in today’s San Francisco Chronicle that Ed Lee’s mayoral campaign received donations that appear to have been illegally laundered to skirt San Francisco $500 per donor contribution maximum.[1] Andrew Hawkins, a property services manager whose harrowing tenant intimidation tactics were central to Herrera’s lawsuit five years ago against the Lembi Group landlords’ once high-rolling CitiApartments empire, promised reimbursements to at least sixteen employees in exchange for maximum contributions to Ed Lee’s mayoral campaign at an Oct. 18, 2011 fundraiser, according to the Chronicle.
It is the second major allegation of campaign money laundering to benefit Ed Lee’s campaign. The first, involving GO Lorrie’s airport shuttle, is the subject of separate investigations by Gascón’s office and the FPPC, the state commission responsible to investigate and impose penalties for violations of the California Political Reform Act. Such schemes have been prosecuted as felonies in California for conspiring to evade campaign contribution limits, and for making campaign contributions under false names.
“I think San Franciscans have now seen enough,” said City Attorney Dennis Herrera. “Too many of Ed Lee’s supporters act as though they’re above the law — on money laundering, on ballot tampering, and more — and Ed Lee isn’t strong enough to stop it. If this is how they behave before an election, just imagine how they’ll behave after the election, if Ed Lee wins. This scheme is clearly a bid for political payback by CitiApartments henchmen for my litigation to protect tenants five years ago. It is patently illegal, and I call on the FPPC to join the District Attorney in investigating.”
Hawkins is listed in Ed Lee’s campaign disclosures as the owner of Archway Property Services. As the one-time head of CitiApartments’ “tenant relocation program,” the gun-carrying Hawkins is reported to have coerced more than 2,500 tenants out of their rent-controlled units, and once boasted in civil court testimony, “I run people out of their apartments for a living. It’s what I do.“
Several recipients of Hawkins’ email invitation to an Oct. 18 event on Russian Hill made contributions to Ed Lee’s campaign on the same date. All contributed the maximum $500.
Herrera sued the CitiApartments residential rental property behemoth in Aug. 2006 for an array of unlawful business and tenant harassment practices, which sought to dispossess long-term residents of their rent-controlled apartments. The coerced vacancies freed the company to make often-unpermitted renovations to units, and then re-rent them to new tenants at dramatically increased market rates. The illegal business model enabled CitiApartments, Skyline Realty and other entities under the sway of real estate family patriarch Frank Lembi to aggressively outbid competitors for residential properties throughout San Francisco for several years — before lawsuits and a sharp economic downturn forced the aspiring empire into bankruptcies, foreclosures and receiverships.
A 2009 San Francisco Magazine feature story on the Lembi real estate empire[2] described Andrew Hawkins as “a burly former nightclub bouncer who headed up CitiApartments’ relocation program.” Hawkins reportedly led teams as large as 14 full-time employees, according to the report, and the company estimated that “Hawkins relocated more than 2,500 tenants.” An earlier exposé in 2006 by the San Francisco Bay Guardian[3] cited civil court testimony in which Hawkins boasted to one tenant’s family member, “I run people out of their apartments for a living. It’s what I do.”
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Thursday, August 11th, 2011
Here are the winners of the the San Francisco Bay Guardian‘s Best of the Bay 2011, I think.
Check it:

Comes now writer Gerry Shih to comment:
“Is it just me or is SFBG Best of Bay cast ah, desaturated, if you will
http://t.co/nEwS45c“
Ouch.
Let’s see what we can do to fix things up a bit.
Now, a lot of the faces appear to be blown out, so you just can’t simply adjust the Saturation slider to the right. But what about white balance? Using this method you push one slider to the left and another to the right to get this:

Do you think the shot is now too jaundice, too yellow, too warm, too Simpsons-esque? Well, maybe, but I think the original shot is way too blue, too cool, too white, Sherman, so there you go.
Anyway, no matter what you make of Gerry’s adianoeta, the second shot is an improvement over the first, IMO.
Now I’m one to talk – I’m as Européen nordique as they come (excepting that my cheveux ain’t blonde and my yeux aint bleu). So, you know, I’m saying that I, too, lack the flava.
But in that way, I’m exactly like many institutions and organizations about town.
Oh well.
Tags: 2011, adianoeta, awards, balance, Bay, bay area, bay guardian, best, best of bay, best of the bay, botb, california, color, double, entendre, flava, Gerry Shih, guardian, newspaper, photo, San Francisco, sfbg, sfbg.com, shoot, white, Writer
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Friday, July 29th, 2011
Remember back last decade when Beyond Chron won BEST LOCAL WEBSITE from the San Francisco Bay Guardian newspaper? Good times.
And really, how can you forget, what with the daily reminders from the masthead?
Like this:

But the problem with that is that BeyondChron hasn’t won that particular award recently.
BeyondChron didn’t win last year (FunCheapSF) and didn’t win the year before (Broke Ass Stuart) neither. And this year, well, I don’t think that the Guardian even has that particular category anymore.
Maybe I’m missing something here. Your winners for 2011:
“BEST OVERALL LOCAL BLOG - SFist
www.sfist.com
BEST OVERALL LOCAL WEBSITE - Funcheap SF
www.sf.funcheap.com
BEST NEWS BLOG OR SITE - Bay Citizen
www.baycitizen.org“
Does BeyondChron need even more money from the taxpayers of San Francisco, you know, to revise the masthead, to bring it current?
Looks that way…
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011
OMG, the 2011 Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Truck West Coast Tour is here in the bay area through the end of July, 2011!
Just check the sked right here to see where they’ll turn up next.
And best of all, if you Tweet them or Poke them, maybe they’ll show up at your office or whatever with some tasty free B&J.
Check it – these “happy gals” from Edelman Digital San Francisco (and some more over here at the San Francisco Bay Guardian) have already beaten you to the punch:

Via B&J
(In Soviet Russia, [You know, I'm going to have to issue a recall on my lame Yakov Smirnoff reference. What I want to say is something like, "In Soviet Russia, ice cream eats YOU." But that doesn't make sense. You know, I just haven't heard enough of his material. Apologies.])
Hurray!
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