“‘Kobe beef’ painted on the wall. Bar-B-que.”
See? It’s stupefying.
And The Yelp is hilarious.
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IMO, the LED “OPEN” sign hanging from the fire alarm is the piece de resistance, pardon my French.
“Let me paint a picture for you. Kobe BBQ is a one-story half of a building, painted entirely black. No windows. The words “Kobe BBQ” are painted in big red letters on the top half of the building with a big red arrow pointing down to the door. At night, the entrance is lit up with bright lights and there is a lighted “Open” sign next to the entrance on top of a sample menu.”