Posts Tagged ‘bike’

What Happens When You Park Your Bike in Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco – His Legacy Parked on the Sidewalk

Tuesday, May 10th, 2016

Why on Earth would he go to Brazil to give tips on the already-failed 2016 Summer Olympics, or to Panama to look at a canal – I mean, how is that kind of stuff official business?

Anyway, the best parts of your bike are now gone, so all that’s left to do is prop the carcass up on a pole for somebody to eventually carry it off…

7J7C2526 copy

Wheelie Shoes, Golden Gate Park – Kind of Like a Skateboard Broken in Two – Also Kind of Like Roller Skates

Friday, May 6th, 2016

Aint never seen this:

7J7C5451 copy

Can’t Tell If This is an Act of Selfy or Not – Riding Bikes in Golden Gate Park – This is How We Live Now in 2016

Thursday, April 28th, 2016

7J7C5628 copy

A Bicycle Built for Two (Nerds) – Unique Tandem Recumbent Bike – Easy Rider 2016

Friday, April 22nd, 2016

Never seen this

7J7C2544 copy

Panhandle Bike Path: Aggressive Local Roadies vs. Bunched-Up, Lollygagging Tourists – A Bicycle Freeway or Promenade?

Wednesday, April 6th, 2016

You know what’s odd? We have the ability to count cyclists (oh, I’m sorry, PEOPLE ON BIKES or PEOPLE WITH BIKES instead, to use the proper post-2015 “framing,” you know, to influence your opinion, you know, subconsciously) but not to how fast they’re speeding downhill on our Panhandle Bike Path.

Hey, what’s the speed limit on this path? Oh, no signs posted. Hey, how fast can a roadie get coming inbound on skinny high-PSI tires, downhill, and with the prevailing tailwind? IDK, 25 MPH pretty easily?

Anyway, here’s the group of slow slow tourists heading east. They didn’t have much respect for the lane lines, as you can see:

7J7C3404 copy

And these two guys passed them going the other way. One was obviously¬†irate. He was all, “USE YOUR HEADS, USE YOUR BRAINS!”

7J7C3405 copy

IDK, man. I get his point about the tourists, but I think his expectations of the Panhandle Bike Path are too high. IMO, we all need to look out for others…

This is What It’s Like to Operate a Bike in Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco

Friday, March 25th, 2016

It’s exactly like this:

7J7C2526 copy

But Ed Lee has a plan for the West Coast Capital of Bike Theft.

Here it is, going to Brasil to lecture about how to lose billions on the Olympics? Well, maybe not, but Flying South To Rio must be more fun than doing the job six people appointed this longtime SFGov bureaucrat to do…

Another Run for SFFD Engine #21: The Aftermath of a Routine Bicycle Accident in the Golden Gate Park Panhandle

Friday, February 19th, 2016

I guess this is one of my issues, the width of the Fell Street bike path – I think it’s too narrow. It’s being used a lot more now than back when it was widened from 8 feet to 12 feet, IMO.

7J7C1052 copy

Anyway, this kind of thing happens all the time and it always seems to be E21 that turns up to haul people (and their bikes – it comes with you at no extra charge on your already quite hefty bill) away.

7J7C1069 copy

(Hey, who would get better medical attention after an accident – Princess Diana back in the 1990’s or a homeless person of the 94117 in 2016? It’s not even close.)

ASSIGNMENT DESK: Somebody ought to go on a ride-along with this crew and then write about it…

If a Bro Pops a Wheelie for Blocks on the Panhandle Bike Path and Another Bro Doesn’t Video It, Did It Really Happen?

Wednesday, February 17th, 2016

Bro #1, Golden Gate Park:

7J7C0669 copy

Bro #2, with video rig:

7J7C0672 copy

I had a Stingray, in my yout. It had a huge metal basket up front, kind of a cargo bike of its day.

Anyway, you’ll see shoots like this all over town, typically in support of a nascent yout clothing brand…

Golden Gate Park’s Unicyclist Of The Year: Look Ma, No Hands! – Or, I Can Ride With Both Hands Tied Behind My Back

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

See? Dude’s in the Zone:

IMG_0009 copy

Oooooooohm..

Vandalized Bike Racks in Front of a WalMart Store

Friday, January 22nd, 2016

Wow, I guess WalMart put these racks in, in Sacramento County, so it could say that it put some racks in?

IMG_9572 copy

People used these deficient racks the wrong way, so they lost their bikes, oh well…