Posts Tagged ‘bike’

ONLY IN MARIN: Irate Homeowner Makes a Sign to Quiet Noisy Bike Riders

Tuesday, February 21st, 2017

Hey Bro, can you keep it down Bro?

As seen on, and I’m srsly, the still inchoate¬†California Cheese Trail:

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I suppose a giant propane truck, the kind you see all over West Marin, gets a pass from this area resident, as its driver prolly isn’t yelling to his bros stuff like, “Hey Bro! Did you see that…”

Just as Whalers have Factory Processing Motherships, Bikers have This – Or, What This RV Needs is a Camper Out Back

Monday, January 30th, 2017

So you had a bike, then you no longer had it, for some reason, and then parts of it ended up on the roof of a long long trailer parked under the 101 freeway in SoMA:

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Multiply that by 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for a couple decades and that adds up…

Where is This Limousine Supposed to Offload Passengers in Front of Our State Building on Golden Gate

Thursday, January 19th, 2017

Yes, that black Lincoln SUV thing is a stretched limo. It stopped in the new bike lane, as you can see.

Some in town would want the driver to double park far to the left in the slow lane so as to not block the now-sacrosanct new bike lane. Now I think that would be illegal, as is of course what the driver has done here:

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So after all that, my question remains¬†Where is This Limousine Supposed to Offload Passengers in Front of Our State Building on Golden Gate? I’m not really seeing any real legal options here. So parking as far to the right as practical seems like the least bad choice…

Bicycle License Plate, Oregon, USA

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

Being in Oregon, getting a special plate is cheaper than in CA – this number would run you just $20 total:

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Stolen Again: Now-Infamous Blue Trials Bike Goes Missing for a Second Time

Friday, December 2nd, 2016

The story so far, and now this:

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Man with a Bicycle Instructs Owner of a 650-Horsepower Corvette “Supercar” How to Drive – But Get This: THE DRIVER LISTENS!

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

IDK, is a Chevy Z06 a supercar? New GM seems to think so.

Anyway, as seen in Frisco’s Twitterloin / Tenderloin near the foot McAllister, amongst a sea of stolen bikes and untraceable bike parts, an SFPD bicycle officer lays down the law:

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Here’s Your New 400 Block of 11th Street, for Better or Worse, from Our SFMTA

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

Here’s what this one small block of 11th Street looks like now, after the SFMTA started changing things.

I can’t say I understand what the SFMTA’s doing here.

But I do understand what this means:

Muni Bus that Killed Cyclist Cheng Jin Lai Missing Key Safety Equipment

Yeah, the same small block.

Anyway, the yellow lines are back closer to where you’d expect them to be, so that’s nice. (I guess this scene from last month was just for construction.)

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So now this block has 2.5 sidewalks.

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Why not four or five? IDK, maybe next year…

Double Dog Dare: Transport These Pooches About Town Using a Motorized Chopper Bicycle – Putt, Putt, Putt…

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

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Pyramid Power, 94117

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

The largest bike light I’ve ever seen, in all my years:

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A Lot of Drivers in Golden Gate Park End Up Parking About a Yard Too Far to the Right – What’s Wrong Here?

Friday, November 18th, 2016

The is JFK Drive heading west. What you’re seeing is the westbound lane, then the new parking area people are suppose to use, then there’s the “buffer zone” or the unloading zone or the do not park here zone, and then there’s the bike lane (and then the curb and then a strip of putting green and then the sidewalk).

But drivers don’t feel like following the rules because then they’d be hanging their rear view mirrors out in traffic, so they split the difference and park halfway betwixt the main lane and the bike lane – basically they’re ignoring the marked right-side-only buffer zone and making their own left and right side buffers. Thusly:

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And the two rides in the distance:

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So what ends up happening is that people unload in the bike lane, sometimes.

This is fucked up man.

Even the SFMTA ppl will tell you that.