Posts Tagged ‘billboard’

Malcom in the Middle of Your Next Convention: Mr. Gladwell Plays PULSECONF2014 – He Hearts “CUSTOMER SUCCESS?”

Friday, April 11th, 2014

Or something:

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Sometimes I just don’t know.

A “Pro-Life Across America” Billboard in Oakland: How Being a “Natural Red Head” Says Something About Abortion

Friday, March 7th, 2014

Or not.

I’m at a loss here: 

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And oh yes, TRIGGER WARNING: Ginger.

Area Religious Organization Claims Not to be Religious on a Big Billboard: “NOT RELIGIOUS? NEITHER ARE WE”

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

I cry foul:

All the deets

 

This Billboard Against Distracted Driving has Lost Its Punch – Three Judge Panel Interprets Cell Phone Law

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

Mmmm, what if these people are just looking at maps – is that OK under California law these days?

Maybe.

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Puzzling Billboard: “MAKE MORE, TEACH” – Really?

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

From Teach.org:

I have one small edit: MAKE LESS, TEACH

I Disagree with This “YOU JUST BLEW $10,000″ Ad Campaign for Drunk Drivers – A “.08″ Blow Won’t Cost You 10K in Frisco

Friday, February 21st, 2014

I don’t think.

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JMO

Here’s what happens IRL – there are many examples here, for better or worse.

Billboards that Say, “What If My Tax Preparer is Not Legal?” Well, I _Completely_ Misunderstood This Ad Campaign

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

What does this mean to you?

As seen in gentrified Hayes Valley:

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To me, it meant what if your tax preparer got caught overstaying his visa and then got deported and then who the hell would defend your return come audit time and that’s why you ought to hire a fully-fledged ‘Murican to help you with your taxes.

I’m srsly.

But it turns out that it’s just a rent-seeking trade guild.

I’ll tell you, I know a little bit about how people get into trouble with such alphabet soups as the IRS, the BOE and the FTB. (Oh man, if an auditor asks a bar owner why he why buys 200 kegs a month but only sells 50, you know, officially, he’ll start talking about employee theft and spoilage and, gee, look at all that beer in the lines, well that’s probably 100 keg’s worth right there.)

So that’s real life.

But I aint ever met anybody who needed to worry about, “What If My Tax Preparer is Not Legal?”

Just saying.

DOG SHOW COW PALACE! DOG SHOW COW PALACE! DOG SHOW COW PALACE!

Friday, January 31st, 2014

Aww, I missed it!

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(You oughta take down this sign, DOG SHOW, COW PALACE or CBS or somebody, ’cause the dog people have split town by now.)

When we get around to making another animal palace, which species should we choose?

Huge Billboard Proclaims “7th ANNUAL AWARDS SHOW” – But What are “The Crunchies,” GIGAOM, TechCrunch, and VentureBeat?

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

I’ll tell you, oh, actually, I can’t tell you.

What kind of awards show holds itself out as an AWARDS SHOW in large type and then has the actual show name in greyed-out small type?

IDK, a crappy one?

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(I could prolly tell you more ’bout the Webby Award (the Webbies!) than anything on this billboard.)

Let us, I beseech thee, Software-Americans, maintaineth thy perspective…

Can You Really Get to Graton Resort & Casino in 43 Minutes? I Think Not, I Cry Foul – Also, Bad Reviews on Yelp

Tuesday, January 21st, 2014

This big sign is at the corner of Fell and Divisadero. It promises a quick 43 minute trip up to Rohnert Park from the “Bay.”

See?

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And yet, Google Maps has the journey at one hour.

Even if you choose the Golden Gate Bridge as your starting point, the trip will take more than 43 minutes.

(Perhaps the Graton people think you own a Suzuki Hayabusa or Honda CBR1100XX Super Blackbird or something.)

To add injury to insult, the place sucks, apparently.

“Every bit as bad as the previous reviews, maybe even worse.  Place already stinks of smoke, no comps, mediocre food and watered down drinks way overpriced to go with crappy service, ridiculous “dress code”, rude and patronizing “security”, tightest slots / worst blackjack odds anywhere in N. Cal.  I wouldn’t go back to this place if you paid me.

Oh, Graton Resort & Casino, will you ever win?