Posts Tagged ‘black’

If Drivers Want to Protest the Policies of Lyft, They Should Cover Their Mustaches in Black and Turn Them Upside Down

Friday, September 27th, 2013

Thusly:

Oh Lyft, will you ever win?

Perfect Dog Harmony in NoPA, the “Northeast of the Panhandle Area” Part of the Western Addition

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

The Old-School Cadillacs of the Western Addition – These are the Whips Upon Which We’ll All Ghost-Ride, Eventually

Thursday, September 5th, 2013

Cadillac Ranch, Bryant Mortuary, 635 Fulton:

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Awwwww Cute: Behemoth Google Bus Has a Message for the Haight: “HAVE A NICE DAY”

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013

Google is in the midst of a charm offensive, looks like.

See?

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I’m going figure out a hack to make the signs say “BING SUX!!!”

Look for it.

And San Francisco’s Worst Driver Owns a Mercedes Benz G63 AMG “G-Wagen” – Geländewagen Means “Hummer” in German

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

If Paris Hilton had a drivers license, she’d drive the way the owner of this, this vehicle drives, prolly.

Seen in the Upper Fillmore, natch:

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Hey CA 6ZZM644! If you’re ever in the Financh during working hours, shoot me a note and then I’ll cheerfully ride shotgun with you for a bit, at no charge, you know, to teach you how to fucking drive.

Cheerfully.

Oh Boy, “Civic Center Community Benefits District” “Community Ambassadors” Look Like They’re in a Bob Fosse Dance Routine

Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

I think it’s the hat what does it.

Let’s see here, what does the CCCBD do with the tax* money levied on local bidness and institutions?

Oh look, it’s a Community Ambassador narcing to the SFPD:

Boy, I’ll bet the local street toughs will never ever notice this kind of thing:

Let’s see, what else. Oh look, it’s Our Dear Leader at some North Korean-style photo op posted on the CCCBD FB.

And check it, the map of so-called Civic Center is a perfect giant arrow pointed down. How apropo! Did corrupt non-profit “leader” Randy Shaw play a role in drawing the borders of this district as well? We can only hope.

Someday I’ll tell you, Gentle Reader, all about the now-defunct Fillmore CBD, Ooh, about a quarter of the taxes were spent on just one person to show up at meetings to say how great the FCBD was.

But here’s the Party Line, Dear Comrade, from the all-seeing and all-knowing SFGov. See how that works? No problems here!

In closing, I’d just like to say “hi” to area Vanity Google Searcher and Mayoral Spokesmodel Christine Falvey. (Someday, someday, I’ll get a kickback job what pays me six figures to Google my very own name all the live-long day. Someday, someday, Dominion

All the deets: 

The Civic Center Community Benefit District (CBD) is a special assessment district conceived and organized by a group of concerned Civic Center property owners, arts organizations, government entities, and other stakeholders. The goal of the CBD is to improve coordination and communication around the management, image, safety, beautification and cleanliness of the greater Civic Center area for the benefit of patrons, residents, employees, merchants, property owners and other visitors within the district.

*If you want to get technical and say that the charges assessed aren’t actually taxes, well then go ahead. But, fundamentally, they’re taxes.

1990-Era Nike Air Max Shoes are Back, Baby! – Sighted in the Wilds of the Twitterloin – Orange and Black are IN Again

Thursday, August 1st, 2013

I remember when these kicks were being sold the first time around…

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Mid-Market Black Market Update: Donated Food for Sale, for Cheap! Oh and Millville “Crisp Rice” Cereal is Actually from General Mills

Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Go figure.

Renoir Hotel, Market Street:

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When are these ladies going to stop?

 

 

Rent a Tesla Model S Electric Car for $30 per Hour? OK Fine – Here’s How You Do It – GetAround, Inc.

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

I don’t know why you’d do this, but here it is:

I pay 11 cents per hour for my Toyota, which is actually a better car but anyway…

That Law School Got a Hemi? The University of California Police Patrolling UC Hastings – Twitterloin Mopar Madness

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

The first I’ve seen of this:

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“Serving the Hastings Community” it says on the side.

So Hastings still has unarmed uniformed security guards? IDK. Back in the 1990′s there was some push for them to cowboy up with sidearms* but some people thought it a bad idea.

Anyway, presenting one of the few police vehicles in San Francisco not made by Ford…

*Or “assault weapons” in the lexicon of our day.