Posts Tagged ‘Blue’

Does YOUR Church Offer Valet Parking Service? CALVARY PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Fillmore Street, Pacific Heights

Thursday, February 26th, 2015

As seen on a Sunday morning:

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“We Welcome Everyone. Really”

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This is What Happens When You Hold Up a Cashew in Some Parts of Golden Gate Park: A Bird Encounter

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

A wild boid will come over and land on your hand to grab the nut and fly away.

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What Percentage of the Drivers of These Cars Use Handicap Placards to Get Free Parking, You Know, Primarily?

Friday, February 6th, 2015

I’m guessing 66%, or 100%.

(If you want to see scenes like this, head to Washington and Davis, just north of the Financh. And for some reason, handicap placard users tend to have brand new cars, and a lot of them have Mercedes-Benz S-Classes…)

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Hey, here’s another question:

What percentage of California physicians have ever been disciplined for signing off  on somebody’s handicap placard application?

The answer is zero percent (0%), in the entire history of Cali.

So that’s why it’s preferable for doctors to just sign your form instead of explaining why s/he doesn’t want to sign your form and, and, you know, piss you off.

You know, I’m in my 40’s, but when I was in my 30’s, my knees felt warm for a couple days. I looked it up and thought, oh so that’s what bursitis is. And people were all no you don’t have bursitis, that’s what plumbers get. And I thought, no, plumbers get chronic bursitis and I got me some acute bursitis. So I took an ibu pill and that was that – I never had this symptom again. Now, Gentle Reader, do you think I could go to a doctor, or a non-doctor, cause the DMV takes the word of pretty much anyone, and say I want a handicap placard for my bursitis condition, and then get a handicap placard, and then park all day all day, for free? I bet I could.

Not that I would.

But I’ll tell you, whenever SFGov gets around to ending this FREE PARKING FIESTA scam, watch them all fall down.

As up in Portland, OR. Hey, you know Portland is a leader in so many things, so guess what they just did up there? That’s right, NO SOUP FOR YOU! And, all of a sudden, most of the handicapped placards went away.

Someday this will happen down here in SF.

Someday.

Cake Tableau: Lucky Supermarket in the Western Addition Takes a Surprisingly Pro Seattle Seahawks Stance

Friday, January 30th, 2015

These were all the cakes on display, not a Niners or Patiots cake in sight:

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The Actual Color of the Sky during Sunset the Other Day – Lilac Over Aqua

Friday, January 16th, 2015

Looking to the east, which is not the way you usually look at the sky when the sun sets.

I hadn’t noticed these colors before…

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Absurd: Nestle Pure Life Bottled Water Delivery Driver Blocks Southbound Fillmore by Double Parking 3x in 2 Blocks

Thursday, January 15th, 2015

What’s this? It takes just one truck double parking in our defunct “Jazz District” to back up Fillmore Street all the way across Geary?

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Yep.

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Dude stopped at least three times to deliver huge water bottles on both sides of the street, like he had all the time in the world

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And he seemed to double park closer to the middle of the street than the right side.

Anyway, I tended to bidness and then came back up Fillmore northbound and Dude was still there on Fillmore, except this time he nosed in a bit. Here’s your reverse angle:

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Don’t we get water from Hetch Hetchy? So why do we need Nestle to deliver these huge bottles as if we had the worst water in the world?

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Nestle charges extra for San Francisco deliveries and this impossible delivery situation is part of the reason why.

IMO, this job, which is unecessary in the first place, is too big for one person to do without cutting corners…

“Free Tibet” Subaru Wagon vs. an SF Cabbie: Which One’s the Bad Driver?

Wednesday, January 7th, 2015

The Subie driver, that’s who.

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How would you find out that you’re one of SF worst drivers? I mean, who’s going to tell you? So yes, you can make a right on red and rely on others to avoid you, but that’s not the way to drive, right?

Just saying

Chewbacca Sells Out – Gets a Lexus Wagon, Moves to the ‘Burbs

Monday, January 5th, 2015

What do you have to say for yourself, man?

Oh, what’s that, you’re all, “Arwwwwwaaaaaaaarrrrrrahahahahahhaahhhhaa?”

Well, that’s your answer to everything.

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I remember when you used to be cool, Chewie!

An Update on CAR2GO Car Sharing in SF: The Giant FREE PARKING Logos are Gone

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014

Read all about it. So how does this work, you see a car and then you use it to get wherever and then you park it legally and then you’re done with it? Mmm…

As seen on Fell in December 2014:

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All right, I’m making this an ASSIGNMENT DESK.

So, what is CAR2GO. Why didn’t the corrupt SFMTA approve of it back in 2013, when it greenlighted a bunch of other transportation schemes? What happened to the FREE PARKING words on the sides of the cars? (One imagines that could be a touchy issue for those in the City Attorney’s Office.) What’s the status of it now in the 415?

So many questions!

A San Francisco YOLO Bird – You Only Live Once, So Steal As Many Peanuts As You Can – A Stellar Jay

Monday, December 15th, 2014

This Steller’s Jay didn’t have time to eat the peanut in its beak, but it did have time to grab two more.

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YOLO.