Posts Tagged ‘Blue’

FGBOTD: Your Ford GoBike of the Day – #12535 Headed to the Chop Shop – Harvest, Harvest Time

Saturday, August 12th, 2017

Neoliberalism is having a hard time getting going in Frisco.

Take a look, via Nishant.

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The Ford Motor Company workers laboring (in the Bay Area? North Carolina?) are stumped as to this location – can you guess? Hint: alTrainCay racks-tay.

Myself, I’d rather steal a $98 Walmart bike (like the 21-speed 29’er I lost near Cal / Battery last year – it had a nice bell, and one good replacement tire, and a wiener-friendly replacement seat) than a pretty much useless yet very expensive ($1200!) Ford Motor Company GoBike rolling advertisement.

Remember, Ford doesn’t track you through the bike, but through the app what you use to get the bike. Think on that. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

HOW FORD TRACKS YOU

Look closely. ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Weepin’ time reapin’ time harvest harvest time
You reap what you sow I reap what I sow

Can’t Touch This: 1964 Mercury Montclair Breezeway

Thursday, August 10th, 2017

A “touchless car” at the Fell Street ARCO watering hole:

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And best of all, you can open up that crazy rear window for a chance of breathing a little exhaust…

FGBOTD, Your Ford Motor Company GoBike Of The Day: Taking Your Rental Bike on MUNI for Just $12/Hr

Tuesday, August 8th, 2017

Good times.

Via CactusJ:

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I can’t explain this, but I have several theories.

All right, back to my Ford research

A “Needle Bandit” Strikes Ford Motor Company GoBike Rental Bikes in the Castro Area

Saturday, August 5th, 2017

See?

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That’s Ford, which is a Corporation but also a person that some might not like. In Frisco, that’s two strikes already.

Compare that to what happened to GM back in the day. This is at the Panhandle Playground:

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See that? It used to say:

WELCOME
TO
KID’S KINGDOM
DONATED BY YOUR LOCAL
SATURN DEALER

A Saturn was a kind of crummy General Motors car. Anyway, this subtler form of advertising was just too much for area locals.

I know this might be hard to understand if you’re peering in from Cary, NC or Dearborn, MI or Brooklyn NY while trying to make money here…

A Rough Start for Ford Motor Company’s GoBike Bicycle Rental – Let’s See What Users Have to Say

Tuesday, July 18th, 2017

Oh, here’s one. Actually, ever since these new bikes came out I haven’t been able to cross The Bridge without seeing tourists on branded bikes heading to or coming back from Marin County. I suppose if they cost only $12 per hour to rent, then that price might seem reasonable compared with that charge by the legacy local bike rental businesses already established in tourist areas, so over to Sausalito they go:

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And here’s your vox populi, the three entries into Yelp the past week:

“I picked 2 Bikes for the day pass for $9.95 each. I thought that was good price for a day and only rode 2 hours and 15 minutes and returned the Bikes. However, they charged me $73 that is super expensive.

Original price was $88, now $149, a increase of $61.

“…irritating pricing structure: you only get 30 minutes at a time even if you buy a day pass. Apparently this structure was a result of pressure from Blazing Saddles on the government to protect their high margin tourist business. These heavy bikes can’t take you far in 30 minutes, so I think that’ll have to change for the system to work for anyone other than the most casual occasional user or dedicated bike share enthusiast. The bike we got on a day pass ended up costing an extra $6 for a grand total of $16 for 48 minutes of bike riding.

That’s how things are going in our Brave New World of Corporate Marketing In The Year Of Our Ford 1.

Well-Trained Blue Jay, Golden Gate Park: Will Pose for Photos for Peanuts – Just Hold One Hand High in the Air

Friday, July 14th, 2017

As seen in the former Strybing Free Garden (which got replaced by the non-Strybing, non-free garden) in Golden Gate Park, back when it was still called Strybing Arboretum

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You’d hold up a peanut and then this Western Scrub Jay would fly over, grab the nuts, and then hang out on your hand for a few seconds, enough time for your friend to take a shot. What a lightweight animal, thought I.

(Or maybe it’s people what are the well-trained ones…)

Captain America Minibike, Clement Street – A Much Cheaper Way of Getting Around Frisco Than Spending $100/Mo on SFMTA MUNI

Wednesday, July 5th, 2017

Good work, Soldier!

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Harder, better, cheaper, faster than MUNI is what I’m saying…

Gristle Car

Wednesday, June 28th, 2017

Oh, muscle car, telling one and all to EAT BACN

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Rec and Parking: BMW’s Roundel is Practically a Parking Pass for RPD, an Organization Disconnected from La Raza

Wednesday, June 14th, 2017

Just saying.

BMW roundels, which DO NOT represent spinning propeller blades, apparently, are not the problem, but they are one symptom of the problem.

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The problem is that RPD is clubby and conservative, a bastion for those who decidedly are not like the people of Frisco.

Oh well.

Ford Motor Company Takes Over Bay Area Bike Share – Now Called GoBike – A Huge Price Increase –

Thursday, June 1st, 2017

Frisco’s unpopular, expensive, taxpayer-subsidized Bay Area Bike Share will soon be in the service of marketing for FoMoCo.

Here’s the pitch:

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So the big news is the yuge 70% price increase along with the extended 45-minute rental period.

IDK man, I see their giant Mercedes trucks illegally parked in various ways on Market, and I also see the same trucks making illegal turns off of the very same Market Street. We’ll see if Ford will change operations.

IDK man, SFgov could simply buy and give away for free bicycles to any and all Frisco residents for less money than what it’s already spent on BABS. I was thinking Ford could lower prices considering how important these bikes seem to be for their marketing efforts. I realize that bikeshare programs aren’t really meant for people who already ride bicycles, but just as a comparison.)

And wasn’t it Ford GoBike who led the charge against any kind of competition from China?  I think it was. The hated competitors were a gonna charge just 99 cents a ride. Oh well