Posts Tagged ‘bmw’

Crazy Parking or Genius Parking? – Going Diagonal to Fit Your BMW Between Property Lines

Wednesday, November 9th, 2016

Overnight parking in the Western Addition:

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Looks Like BMW of San Francisco Can’t Af-FORD to Operate a BMW, in San Francisco

Thursday, October 27th, 2016

Or maybe this pick-em-up is just a rolling billboard, in which case shouldn’t it be a BMW instead of, IDK, an F-150 with its badges removed?

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As Seen In The Richmond: A BMW’s Last Ride

Monday, October 17th, 2016

I guess it’s a parts car now:

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More car glass gets broken in Frisco than prolly anywhere else in the world…

The UPSHIFT Car Rental Delivery Service is On The Road in Frisco

Thursday, October 13th, 2016

I hadn’t thought of this new biz for a couple years, but now here it is, spotted in the wilds of the Financh:

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I guess Bro here just drove a rental Prius to somebody’s home, took out his Bianchi and is now heading home? I think that’s how things work.

Just What Frisco Needs: More BMW Owners from Back East

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

I guess moving to the 415 is still a thing, so you fly on over from New Yawk or Joisey and then have your Beemer loaded up in a car carrier for delivery direct to your new stoop in the Western Addition:

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Welcome, Auslanders.

FLASHBACK: “My Other Car Is A Hodor” – This Meme was the Harambe of 2014 – DMV Plate “[HAND] OF KNG”

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Look at the registration – this car is still on the road:

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And now harambe too is losing its luster as a meme.

Wonder what our next great meme will be…

All Cars in Frisco are All-Electric, Based Upon This Scene

Thursday, September 1st, 2016

Nissan Leaf, Tesla Model S, and BMW i3 times two on Green Street:

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“I’ll Take BOXY THINGS WE DON’T NEED ANYMORE for $400, Alex!” – A Scene from The Richmond

Monday, August 22nd, 2016

Do we need cars anymore? IDK, but we have more registered in the history of Frisco right now, just saying. Anyway, this boxy 1973 BMW 2002 is totally max:

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But the cathode ray tube (CRT) TV abandoned on the Avenues? Nobody wants that, obvs.

And the USPS letter box? It doesn’t get so much use anymore, but just try taking it away – you’ll hear howls of protest with a quickness I’m sure. (Or people’d email their complaints, more likely, these days.)

Which box do you prefer?

The Most Ridiculous Tall, Skinny Wheels BMW Will Sell You – Fashion Over Function to an Extreme Degree

Friday, June 24th, 2016

The fashion is to have bigger and bigger wheels on cars ’cause that’s how we roll these days. Fine. But this?

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Oh, it has good handling? No it doesn’t.

How about some Prius-style wheels what are are a half-foot smaller in diameter? Oh no, not for you? OK, enjoy your Conestoga wheels┬áthen…

Word on the Street, From Aging Millionaires in an Aging BMW Convertible: “BILLIONAIRES CAN’T BUY BERNIE” – Poor Hillary!

Monday, March 28th, 2016

Just assuming on the millionaire part, but this very clean 80’s-style orthogonal Beemer has been garaged for decades, obvs, so that and the white hair suggests long-term bay area house ownership, and all that suggests millionaires to me…

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