Posts Tagged ‘break-in’

Virginia might be “FOR LOVERS,” But Frisco is for CAR BREAKER INNERS, as This Mission Newcomer Will Soon Discover

Monday, March 13th, 2017

The owner of this ride drove all the way across ‘Muricah, with love, only to arrive en la Mision to go broken into:

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Things are different here.

Oh well.

How to Break Into a Frisco Parking Meter – One Simple Trick!

Thursday, January 12th, 2017

Consider this a failed attempt:

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A Rational Response to Frisco’s Wave of Car Break-Ins: Tape That Matches the Color of Your Ride

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Much cheaper than a proper repair, so it’s easier to fix the next time somebody wants into your car:

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Smashy Smashy: 8:00 AM Car Thief v. the Early Morning Golfers of Lincoln Park

Friday, October 28th, 2016

It wouldn’t even occur to me to contact the popo if somebody busted out the windows of my aging Toyota, oh well.

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Anyway, these duffers parked their rides near 34th and Clement, played a round, and then came back to this:

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For whatever reason, car break ins are up up up the past few years in Frisco…

Even Rich Mercedes Benz Owners in Pricey Alamo Square Can’t Take It Anymore: “NOTHING LEFT IN CAR”

Monday, June 20th, 2016

No, not the newest Mercedes, but anyway:

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Why is San Francisco the car break-in capital of the world?

IDK.

But we’re famous for it…

Life in Appointed Mayor Ed Lee’s Frisco, the Broken Car Glass Capital of the World

Tuesday, June 14th, 2016

As seen in NoPA, at the Top Of The Hill:

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Don’t simply look at police statistics, just talk to people in the auto glass industry and ask how busy they are these days. Busy busy busy!

But Ed Lee went to the law school, so he has a solution. He wants people to go to preliminary hearings and then boo judges who don’t rule the way property insurance companies would like. I”m srsly.

Edleeite: Official Google Results for Frisco Costco Displays Broken Auto Glass – Street Crime at Warehouse #144 in SoMA

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

I’ve never seen as much broken glass upon the Streets of San Francisco as I’ve seen in this year, 2016, so far. The current level is redolent of the late 80’s / early 90’s, IMO.

So try it, Gentle Reader. Google yourself for “Costco 144.” You get this:

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And that leads to this:

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Oh well.

Life in Ed Lee’s San Francisco: Parking in the Only Space Still Available, the One with All the Broken Glass from Last Night

Wednesday, November 4th, 2015

People tend to park a little way from the curb in these situations.

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Oh well.

CSI Richmond District: Cyclist Gal from NYC Moves to Frisco and Then Gets Ripped Off – Prop 47?

Tuesday, July 28th, 2015

All these items espied near Fulton tell quite a story.

A sad story.

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The junkie who breaks into your car at night doesn’t really want most of your stuff. The junkie can’t use most of it, so it gets tossed. Value = 0. So why does the junkie take it? This sitch isn’t good for you and it’s not good for the junkie.

Oh well.

Desperate San Francisco Drivers Will Happily Roll Over Broken Glass in Order to Get a Free Parking Space

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

Thusly.

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