Posts Tagged ‘break’

Know Better Your Richmond District Bike Thieves – Caught in the Act, Left Tools Behind – A Car Jack Hack

Saturday, September 23rd, 2017

I’ll tell you back in the day, bicycle thieves aspired to take your whole bike, so they’d carry around Volvo car jacks the better to pry open your old-school Kyptonite U-locks. Then U-locks got better and the parts market became bigger, so now we’re in the Era of Frankenbikes with people stealing, tearing down, and reassembling bike parts to make untraceable, “new” bikes for sale on the craigslist and at fucking Laney College.

So this recent theft attempt in our Richmond District is old school. Note how the thief has modified the jack for easier concealment:

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One supposes this crime was interrupted.

So now it’s time to break into another car to get another car jack to steal more bikes to sell for $60 each to buy more drugs, one assumes.

Consult this handy chart when considering alternative careers…

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Kung Food Vacation: “Ya Boi Andy will be Taking a Two Week Break for Chinese New Year”

Tuesday, January 24th, 2017

TMYK:

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A Rational Response to Frisco’s Wave of Car Break-Ins: Tape That Matches the Color of Your Ride

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Much cheaper than a proper repair, so it’s easier to fix the next time somebody wants into your car:

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Regular Uber, Classy Uber – Hey Could Driving a Jaguar XJ8 Generate You a Negative Income?

Friday, September 2nd, 2016

IDK, like negative five dollars per hour, after factoring in maintenance?

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Just asking.

Here We Go: SFPD Taraval Station Captain vs. SFDA George Gascon – Prop 47 and Car Break-Ins – “Bundle” Prosecutions?

Thursday, April 14th, 2016

Here it is, a brand-new “Captain’s Message” from the Outside Lands.

I’ve never seen anything like this.

1. Oh, so this is the beef from elements of the SFPD against George Gascon? News to me.

2. Here’s the referenced opinion piece from the ‘Xam. I’ll note that the writer is trying to sway opinion afore Frisco’s next election day in June 2016, so we’re getting pretty political here, non? (And in that election, we’ll get to vote for DCCC candidates, who then will officially endorse candidates running in November 2016 and all this could affect who runs the SFPD and, of course, which station captains work where, just saying.)

3. And when I saw this: Read Captain Flaherty’s April 2016 message to the Taraval Community, I thought that the topic would be, and I’m srsly, Racist SFPD Testing Scandal 2.0, which came out of a rape investigation involving an SFPD officer working out of Taraval Station. This whole affair was the talk of the Westside on NextDoor.com last year, IIRC. But no, it’s a station captain lobbing shotgun beanbags at our DA. Surprise surprise.

4. “Bundle Prosecution?” I’ve never heard this term. Hey, you know, this would have made a great CWNevius posting – I wonder why he didn’t articulate this one. Now I’ve already heard the beef about the SFPD arresting people only to have the SFDA spring them, but I’ve always chalked that up to San Francisco’s notorious jury pool and also some of our more liberal judges. And I still do, actually.

5. Man, how many car windows do you have to break in order to get nine arrests? I’ll tell you, my car made it a decade and a half on the streets of the 94117 with zero broken glass. But the past six months, I’ve lost two windows (with nothing taken, there’s nothing worth stealing really, except for the quarters in the coin tray, which, of course, was left untouched). Now, do you think I’m going to report this? No. And if did, do you think the perpetrators would get caught? Prolly not. And then the people have to get caught get nine times? Wow, as stated, news to me.

6. And there’s something about the borders of Taraval Station that isn’t synonymous with the Westside? I’m baffled by that. Taraval Station is prototypical westside, IMO.

Take a look yourself, below. (I didn’t read all of it, I got bored halfway through.)

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2015 is San Francisco’s Big Year of Car Break-Ins – Here’s What It Looks Like – An SFPD Bust in NoPA, Hayes, Divisadero

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

Here’s the update from resident Leslie Straw:

I just so foiled this smash and grab at Hayes & Divis.

A Sign of the Times:

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Yelp vs. Lucky River Restaurant at 700 Monterey Boulevard – Rating Drops Due to “Sidewalk Steak” Viral Video

Monday, November 24th, 2014

Via KRON-TV’s Stanley Roberts comes news of this

Here’s the story:

San Francisco Sidewalk Steak – My buddies and I were walking up to the side door to Lucky River Restaurant at 700 Monterey Boulevard in San Francisco for lunch on Friday, November 21, 2014, and we saw this guy tenderizing or trying to break apart frozen meat. Yes, that appears to be frozen, raw meat that he’s slamming on the sidewalk. Maybe it’s what makes their Mongolian beef taste so good? Would you eat here after witnessing this?

And here come the Yelpers with some fresh one-star reviews:

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On It Goes…

Gone in 60 Seconds: Here’s How an Expert with a Slim Jim Can Break Into Your Car with a Quickness

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

This guy was fast.

As seen on Oak:

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What’s a fair price for this guy to get your keys out of your car?

I’m thinking $50.

Anyway, this is one way for thieves to get into your car…

A Visual Aid for Junkies About to Break Into This Auto: “NOTHING IN CAR” and “VALUE STOLEN = $0”

Friday, July 18th, 2014

This is redolent of the home-made “NO RADIO” signs you used to see in cars in SoMA back in the 1990’s…

As seen on Fell Street, San Francisco, 2014 – Ed Lee, Mayor:

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Note the listing of dates of prior break-ins…

Here’s What Happens When You Park Your Car on Fulton Street Lately – Smashy Smashy! – A Junkie Wants Your Miley CDs

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Or your Creedence tapes, either way.

It’s a living:

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