Posts Tagged ‘break’
Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
Has it been ten years since Ninja Rocks have been enshrined in our California Criminal Code? Yes!
Celebrate by breaking into cars this year, as people are already doing on McAllister Street right near City Hall.
But don’t use a hammer to get car booty. Hammers are heavy.
Use ninja rocks to break windows instead. (They’re super light so they’re easy to carry around.)
Thusly:
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PENAL CODE SECTION 466-469
“466. Every person having upon him or her in his or her possession a
picklock, crow, keybit, crowbar, screwdriver, vise grip pliers,
water-pump pliers, slidehammer, slim jim, tension bar, lock pick gun,
tubular lock pick, bump key, floor-safe door puller, master key,
ceramic or porcelain spark plug chips or pieces, or other instrument
or tool with intent feloniously to break or enter into…”
Tags: 2013, aluminum, bay area, break, broken, burglary, california, car, ceramic, code, crime, criminal, drugs, into, junkies, night, ninja, ninja rocks, no radio, plug, plugs, pocket, rocks, San Francisco, SFPD, spark plug, spark plugs, tools, Window, windows
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2013
Just saying.
And especially recently:
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Tags: 2013, bay area, break, broken, california, car, crime, glass, junkies, mcallister, San Francisco, SFPD, street, windows
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Tuesday, August 21st, 2012
It’s just like a nighttime bear attack at a Yosemite parking lot:
Via KRON 4 Stanley Roberts’s Page - click to expand
Tags: 4 four, break, car, channel, crime, district, into, KRON, mission, prius, SFPD, silver, stanley Roberts, steal, toyota, Window
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Friday, December 30th, 2011
Stuart near Market, right across the street from Justin Herman Plaza:
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Tags: 2011, bay area, break, california, Cigarettes, employee, lounge, market, MICHELIN, One Market, One Market Restaurant, restaurant, San Francisco, smoke, smoking, Starred, street, Stuart
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Saturday, April 4th, 2009
Boy oh boy, the little squirts of the Mission District had a blast this morning at the annual San Francisco Police Department Easter Egg Hunt at Mission Playground on 19th Street.
Were tears shed by some of the hundreds who didn’t win the bicycle? Oh yes. Oh well.
Mission Station Sponsors Annual Easter Egg Hunt Saturday
In the spirit of community policing, the command staff and officers of Mission Police Station will sponsor its annual Easter Egg Hunt for children ten years old and under on Saturday, April 4, at Mission Playground,19th Street between Valencia and Guerrero, beginning at 10:00 A.M. There will be entertainment, a raffle for a bike, and a special appearance from the Easter Bunny.
Better luck next year…
Tags: 19th, break, cops, department, dept., easter, mission, mission district, mission station, officer, playground, police, San Francisco, san francisco police department, SFPD, spring, Steve, street, Thoma, valenceia
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Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
Of course you already carry around a small shard of NGK (日本特殊陶業株式会社 aka Nippon Tokusyu Tōgyō Kabushiki-gaisha) high-temperature spark plug porcelain ceramic insulator to easily break windows, but how do you determine which parked car has worthwhile booty? Simple, just crane your neck and look into each car as you walk down the sidewalk.
You’ll never know what you’ll find.
As seen on Golden Gate Avenue, checking every last car on this block and the next one too:
NB: Don’t try this in the Richmond District, else you might make the Noteworthy Arrests section of the Richmond District Police Community Relations Forum newsletter and then end up in the hoosegow.
Tags: auto, avenue, break, car, civic center, glass, golden gate, police, San Francisco, SFPD, spark plug, theft, Window
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Monday, November 17th, 2008
The owner of this car that was spotted in the South of Market Area of San Francisco has multiple signs visible from all angles advertising the futility of breaking in.
Now back in the day, you could go out and buy a simple yellow “NO RADIO” sign to hang in your car. Those signs went out of fashion for whatever reason, so now there’s no excuse to not create your own haiku or senryu.
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PLEASE
DO NOT BREAK
WINDOW
I HAVE NOTHING
INSIDE
MY CAR
NO MONEY, NO
CD
NOTHING
Does this approach work?
Well, it can’t hoit.
AGING TOYOTA
CRASH, ANOTHER WINDOW GONE
SOON, WINTER ARRIVES
Try it yourself. What would you write?
I don’t have much in my life/ But take it, it’s yours
Tags: auto, begging, break, car, cd, haiku, market, money, no radio, San Francisco, senryu, sign, soma, south, stret, Window
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