Posts Tagged ‘break’

Yelp vs. Lucky River Restaurant at 700 Monterey Boulevard – Rating Drops Due to “Sidewalk Steak” Viral Video

Monday, November 24th, 2014

Via KRON-TV’s Stanley Roberts comes news of this

Here’s the story:

San Francisco Sidewalk Steak – My buddies and I were walking up to the side door to Lucky River Restaurant at 700 Monterey Boulevard in San Francisco for lunch on Friday, November 21, 2014, and we saw this guy tenderizing or trying to break apart frozen meat. Yes, that appears to be frozen, raw meat that he’s slamming on the sidewalk. Maybe it’s what makes their Mongolian beef taste so good? Would you eat here after witnessing this?

And here come the Yelpers with some fresh one-star reviews:

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On It Goes…

Gone in 60 Seconds: Here’s How an Expert with a Slim Jim Can Break Into Your Car with a Quickness

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

This guy was fast.

As seen on Oak:

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What’s a fair price for this guy to get your keys out of your car?

I’m thinking $50.

Anyway, this is one way for thieves to get into your car…

A Visual Aid for Junkies About to Break Into This Auto: “NOTHING IN CAR” and “VALUE STOLEN = $0″

Friday, July 18th, 2014

This is redolent of the home-made “NO RADIO” signs you used to see in cars in SoMA back in the 1990′s…

As seen on Fell Street, San Francisco, 2014 – Ed Lee, Mayor:

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Note the listing of dates of prior break-ins…

Here’s What Happens When You Park Your Car on Fulton Street Lately – Smashy Smashy! – A Junkie Wants Your Miley CDs

Friday, November 29th, 2013

Or your Creedence tapes, either way.

It’s a living:

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How Do Thieves Break Your Car Windows Quietly on the Streets of San Francisco? With Tiny Ninja Rocks!

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Has it been ten years since Ninja Rocks have been enshrined in our California Criminal Code? Yes!

Celebrate by breaking into cars this year, as people are already doing on McAllister Street right near City Hall.

But don’t use a hammer to get car booty. Hammers are heavy.

Use ninja rocks to break windows instead. (They’re super light so they’re easy to carry around.)

Thusly:

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PENAL CODE SECTION 466-469

“466. Every person having upon him or her in his or her possession a
picklock, crow, keybit, crowbar, screwdriver, vise grip pliers,
water-pump pliers, slidehammer, slim jim, tension bar, lock pick gun,
tubular lock pick, bump key, floor-safe door puller, master key,
ceramic or porcelain spark plug chips or pieces, or other instrument
or tool with intent feloniously to break or enter into…”

If You Park Your Car Overnight on McAllister Street Near San Francisco City Hall, Junkies Will Break Into It

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

Just saying.

And especially recently:

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What It Looks Like When a San Franciscan Breaks Into Your Car To Rummage Around and Steal Things

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

It’s just like a nighttime bear attack at a Yosemite parking lot:

Via KRON 4 Stanley Roberts’s Page - click to expand

The Open-Air Employee Lounge of Michelin-Starred One Market Restaurant

Friday, December 30th, 2011

Stuart near Market, right across the street from Justin Herman Plaza:

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Annual SFPD Mission Station Annual Easter Egg Hunt a Huge Success

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Boy oh boy, the little squirts of the Mission District had a blast this morning at the annual San Francisco Police Department Easter Egg Hunt at Mission Playground on 19th Street.

Were tears shed by some of the hundreds who didn’t win the bicycle? Oh yes. Oh well.

Mission Station Sponsors Annual Easter Egg Hunt Saturday

In the spirit of community policing, the command staff and officers of Mission Police Station will sponsor its annual Easter Egg Hunt for children ten years old and under on Saturday, April 4, at Mission Playground,19th Street between Valencia and Guerrero, beginning at 10:00 A.M. There will be entertainment, a raffle for a bike, and a special appearance from the Easter Bunny.

Better luck next year…

How to Break into Cars on the Streets of San Francisco

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Of course you already carry around a small shard of NGK (日本特殊陶業株式会社 aka Nippon Tokusyu Tōgyō Kabushiki-gaisha) high-temperature spark plug porcelain ceramic insulator to easily break windows, but how do you determine which parked car has worthwhile booty? Simple, just crane your neck and look into each car as you walk down the sidewalk.

You’ll never know what you’ll find.  

As seen on Golden Gate Avenue, checking every last car on this block and the next one too:

NB: Don’t try this in the Richmond District, else you might make the Noteworthy Arrests section of the Richmond District Police Community Relations Forum newsletter and then end up in the hoosegow.