Posts Tagged ‘bumper sticker’

Ron Paul for President Booster Drives Plymouth Valiant Unironically

Friday, November 30th, 2012

2016 is just four years away:

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“PennState Proud” or Should It be Penn State Ashamed? You Make The Call

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

I’ll go with ashamed…

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But here you go, meet Penn State, if you want.

NIMBYs are Born and Not Made: “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE”

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Hurray for me!

I was born a rich white kid and now I live in my parent’s house, so hurray for me!

Hurray for Prop 13 middle class welfare, which subsidizes my existence! I use that welfare money to join local NIMBY groups and Support Your Parks and donate to KQED and buy MINI Coopers.

YAY!

As seen in the Western Addition near Alamo Square:

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Hurray for me!

Oh, dear 99 percenter, please make for me a bumper sticker that tells the world I’m an “ALAMO SQUARE NATIVE.”

Yay!

Or, in other words, my bumper sticker says I’m better than you, Auslander. 

So, hurray for me!

Word on the Street: TRUMP/SHEEN 2012, SERIOUS CHANGE

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

You can’t argue with that.

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Harsh: “Crappy People, Crappy Jobs” Campaign Mocks MUNI’s “Good People, Tough Jobs” PR

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Via the excellent Uptown Almanac comes news of this anti-MUNI bumper sticker campaign:

Beej Weir with deets here and here.

“The bottom of the sticker reads: “ASSAULTING A PARKING CONTROL OFFICER IS A CRIME. SO DON’T GET CAUGHT.”- WACKO 1

As previously noted, harsh.

California Penal Code 241 — Assault, punishment. (“(b) When an assault is committed against the person of a parking control officer engaged in the performance of his or her duties, and the person committing the offense knows or reasonably should know that the victim is a parking control officer, the assault is punishable by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars ($2,000), or by imprisonment in the county jail not exceeding six months, or by both the fine and imprisonment.”

So much for “Good People, Tough Jobs.”