Posts Tagged ‘california’

GOOD NEWS: We’ve Found Your Stolen Bike! – But, BAD NEWS: It’s Been Chopped-Shopped and is Now Untraceable

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

Being slowly pushed down Market in the Financh, and to certain dismemberment:

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As seen on TV

IT IS WRITTEN: “San Fran” If You’re an Out-Of-Towner and FRISCO If You’re a Local

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

See?*

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I’ll tell you, the term Frisco is having a hell of a decade.

*As seen at Grant and Fresno. “Filthy Animal,” “See You In Hell,” and “FRISCO,” natch.

Chinatown Park and Ride: Not a Bad Deal If You Want to Park in the Financh on Weekends for $3, Sort Of

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

Here’s the sign:

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And here’s the program.

And here’s what Yelp has to say.

I didn’t know about this deal- now I know why people are lining up to get into the Golden Gateway Garage before it opens on Saturday mornings.

Seems like a good deal for those who want to while away the hours in C-Town on a Saturday…

SFMTA Inspector Pledges “Safe Streets” But Runs Red Lights on Market

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

I guess he sort-of-stopped in the middle of this crosswalk on Market outbound near Jones…

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…like you can see more than one red here, when the light is against you…

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…but a second later he was off again, to wait for the reds at 7th:

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The signals at the goofy intersection of Market, McAllister, and Jones seem to be messed up lately, IDK why. There was a big redesign to make most of McAllister a two-way street in this area and that worked out OK I s’pose but this hasn’t been a good place to be in 2016.

(Note that the anti-pedestrian chains on the north side of the foot of McAllister have been removed, perhaps to fight crime. This place is pretty dysfunctional, of course.)

Anyway, here’s the kicker – the quite insincere I PLEDGE SAFE STREETS bumper sticker on the back:

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On It Goes…

Zappos.com Sends Gift Card in Enormous Box, for Some Reason

Thursday, July 28th, 2016

I’m sure they could have fit 1000’s of gift cards in this cardboard box, but they chose to only include one and nothing else:

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What if You Could Enjoy DONUTS, TERIYAKI, HAMBURGERS, and CHINESE FOOD All At Just One Restaurant? The Dream is Real

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

It’s J Georgie’s en La Mision:

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Local Papers Bully the San Jose Mercury News on Market

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

Poor little feller:

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Facepainted Pokemon-GO Player on Mission – This is How We Live Now, in 2016

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

Let’s see – he’s got the shirt and the visor and matching blue hair and blue beard. I think he just might be playing PG.

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GO Catch all those Pocket Monsters!

Word on the Street: “BIGGER BUSES COMING TO THE 5R FULTON [LIMITED] RAPID” – Is This a Good Thing?

Wednesday, July 27th, 2016

IDK, man – 60 foot buses on McAllister?

Muni Forward: Bigger buses coming to the 5R Fulton Rapid

They’ll be like the Mammoth Car from Speed Racer, non?

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They’ll be just like this monster:

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Hello, Backwards MUNI. Hey, what are some of the downsides of this plan? Oh, none, none at all? Well, that’s reassuring. But hey MUNI? What about your Only In Frisco “work rules?” Are those a part of MUNIFORWARD? Oh they are, but you just don’t want to deal with them? OK. OK fine.

Anyway, here’s the “big” announcement:

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These big monsters look more comfortable on Mission, just saying:

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On It Goes…

Tiny Grant Avenue Gets Blocked for Minutes as Tourists Hop On and Off a Hop-On Hop-Off Bus

Tuesday, July 26th, 2016

At the entrance to Chinatown:

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And here’s the reverse angle of the same bus at the same place, with people still hopping on and off minutes later:

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How long is this process supposed to take, BigBusTours?