Posts Tagged ‘car’

WARNING: If You Break Into This Car on Divisadero, It Will Photograph You and then IMMEDIATELY Post Your Photos “TO THE CLOUD”

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Posted on all the windows of this ride:


The Latest Fall Fashions – Why Not Paint Your Car This Way, All Arbitrary?

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

Some kind of Audi sedan. It really stands oot, eh?


As Seen In The Richmond: A BMW’s Last Ride

Monday, October 17th, 2016

I guess it’s a parts car now:


More car glass gets broken in Frisco than prolly anywhere else in the world…

Mini Mouse, Direct from Plant Oxford, UK – MIINNIE, to Friends

Friday, October 14th, 2016

As seen just a few klicks from our Walt Disney Family Museum in the Presidio.

I didn’t get it ’til I saw the bow:


I’m kind of slow…

Shake, baby, shake, you know I can fit you in my arms
Brake, baby, brake, taking me in with all you’re charms

I’ve never been inside you but you’re so alluring
They call you “little mouse” by name in Rome and Turin

The UPSHIFT Car Rental Delivery Service is On The Road in Frisco

Thursday, October 13th, 2016

I hadn’t thought of this new biz for a couple years, but now here it is, spotted in the wilds of the Financh:


I guess Bro here just drove a rental Prius to somebody’s home, took out his Bianchi and is now heading home? I think that’s how things work.

Status Signaling, Frisco Edition: GEARY

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

I don’t know what this means, but it means something:


“SF N8TVE” Parks in the Bus Stop, Of Course

Friday, October 7th, 2016

Sort of half in and half out, and then Bro got stuck there for a minute or so.

I’d be careful about doing that behind a bus, since some of them have illegal parking cameras these days – you find out about that ten days later when you get a reminder notice in the mail…


I wonder who regulates claims of Frisco Nativity – like who are the birthers of the 415?

In Tejas, they have “self-policing,” which is really no policing at all.

All right, I’m going to apply for my own nativity license plate: BRN NRAZD. Or maybe FRSCO BRN. (Hope no birthers find out.) Yay for me!

FLASHBACK: “My Other Car Is A Hodor” – This Meme was the Harambe of 2014 – DMV Plate “[HAND] OF KNG”

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

Look at the registration – this car is still on the road:


And now harambe too is losing its luster as a meme.

Wonder what our next great meme will be…

Mopar Madness: “U.S. Customs and Border Protection, FIELD OPERATIONS” – A G-Man in a Muscle Car

Thursday, September 29th, 2016


They’re Here! – Meet “Boron,” Your New UBER Robot Car Being Tested in Frisco’s Financh

Wednesday, September 21st, 2016

No no, no silly names for UBER Technologies, like, IDK, PLATYPUS from the GM Cruise people. Just straight up science, like something out of Breaking Bad:


Now let’s rack out to see the more of this new robot car, seen being driven at California and Sansome yesterday:


The Future is Now…