Posts Tagged ‘car’

Driving Etiquette: Rolls Royce Owner in the Western Addition Goes About with Pinkie Finger Upraised, As If Drinking Tea

Monday, April 27th, 2015

I’m not sure what Brocephus here was doing – he might have been eating an Egg McMuffin or he might have actually been drinking tea. This is the only shot I have, so I suppose I’ll never know:

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No matter, his left pinkie was upraised, scoring mad baller points.

Proper!

Smashy Smashy: Broken Window Glass All Over the Western Addition These Days – Interim Mayor Ed Lee Indifferent, Ineffective

Friday, April 17th, 2015

Can you see it?

Look and you’ll see:

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Interim Mayor Ed Lee doesn’t know.

Interim Mayor Ed Lee doesn’t care.

Sk8er Boi Thinks He’s a Car: “Taking the Lane” South of the Slot

Thursday, April 16th, 2015

Sk8er Boi!

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Sk8er Boi!

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Sk8er Boi!

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A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

Though his mind is not for rent
Don’t put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day’s events
The river

The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his eyes are wide

Exit the warrior
Today’s Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the energy you trade
He gets right on to the friction of the day

Verlocal – What’s That?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

I guess it’s this, among other things:

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Verlocal doesn’t appear* to be owned by area Republican-type billionaire Ron Conway, so it’s got that going for it.

*But I’ll note that a search containing the terms Con Ronway and Verlocal turns up interesting results, almost as if the famous algorithm has been altered for Ronny-Baby…

Ferguson MO, 94117 – In St. Louis County, Expired Car Registration Costs $30, But in SF It’s $117 + $117 + $117 + $117 + $117…

Friday, April 10th, 2015

Here’s St. Louis County with its $30 tickets

…and here’s San Francisco – for this ride from Oakland with tabs expired less than six months, the cost isĀ $117 + $117 + $117 + $117 + $117:

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Do you think the SFMTA “makes money” from issuing citations and towing cars? Should it?

Why are the tickets $117 – why shouldn’t they be $517 or 1517?

IDK.

BIG Dog, MINI Car

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

Right turn, Clyde:

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A Chrysler New Yorker on the Streets of San Francisco – Driver’s All, “I’M BETTE” – This Woman Rules, Benevolently

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

As seen on Masonic:

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An Expensive Jaguar Sedan and the Inexpensive Ford I Always Mistake It For

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

It’s hard to be a baller when ppl think your ride is a stripper Ford.

Jag up front, doppelganger in the rear*

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I’ll tell you, in my day, Jaguars looked like Jaguars.

And that was the way we liked it.

*And we all know how painful that can be

The Driver of This BMW has No Fear – Goofy Looking All-Electric Car Deserves One Ticket for the Front and One for the Rear

Monday, March 30th, 2015

The driver of this ride was nowhere to be seen.

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Man, that’s bold.

Extreme Trialsing, 94117 – The Highest Form of Fixie, No Saddle Required – Dangerous Storage in the Western Addition

Thursday, March 26th, 2015

What the kids are calling a bicycle these days:

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