Posts Tagged ‘chicken’

KFC Deconstructed – The Colonel’s Giant Chicken Bucket Looks Great in Flat Black – Summer of Love, Winter of Chicken

Friday, February 5th, 2016

Say good-bye to our Combination KFC and Taco Bell in the Fillmore. Hoodline has the deets.

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Wow, this fairly unsanitary (76 out of 100) place has been around a long time, huh? Since the 1960’s! It’s right next door to the former Jim Jones Peoples Temple (and right across the street from Jim Jones enabler Willie Brown’s former church) and the reactivated Fillmore Theatre:

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This massive black KFC bucket is why I’m making this post. It’s beautiful!

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Don’t touch this thing, property owner.

Save The Bucket! Save The Bucket!

Shades of Cosmo Kramer: “SHAME ON WHOLE FOODS FOR DISCOUNTING WORKERS WAGES & BENEFITS!!”

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016

Word on the street, Haight Street and Stanyan:

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Model S Teslas Vying for the Same Parking Space at the Western Addition Popeye’s – What Do You Call This Place – NoPA, DivCo – Is It So Special?

Tuesday, December 15th, 2015

IDK, man.

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I don’t think NoPA is so special.

Sorry.

Hey look, your precious Northeast of Panhandle Area is actually in the Western Addition – here’s a map from just part of part of the WA:

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Sorry.

And don’t ever search your house’s property records for the term “Western Addition,” ’cause you’ll be disappointed to find that term in there, over and over.

Sorry.

But no no, area millionaire homeowners association – please go on and on about your petty concerns. Tell EVERYBODY.

Yay!

Whoa: The Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits at Divisadero and Hayes Gets Refurbished – It Looks All Upscale Now

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

Look at this, the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices, or something like that, on display, for tout le monde to see:

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I guess this happened last year?

I thought this place was going to get shut down? It seems to be thriving…

Cannibal Pigeon, San Francisco

Monday, February 16th, 2015

So sad:

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Meat is Murder, after all

Gluten-Free + Southern + Breakfast & Brunch = GREASE BOX, an Icon of North Oakland

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

Yelp is polarized:

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Bemused Chicken: “CHICKEN FRIES ARE BACK!”

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

But look at that facial expression:

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Something’s wrong here.

Very wrong.

Meat is Murder.

“Meat Day” Comes on the 29th of Every Month in Japantown – But Uh Oh: “Except for Sausage, Bacon, Ham”

Friday, October 4th, 2013

This is a monthly thing for four-star Yelp-rated Nijiya Market at 1737 Post St (between Buchanan and Webster) in Godforsaken, windblown, Redeveloped, and concrete-and-clay-and-general-decay Japantown.*

But what’s this,”EXCEPT FOR SAUSAGE, BACON, HAM?”

Those are like the three best animals, man!

A good thing is when the have cases of “imported” Sapporo Draft (aka Premium) (kara サッポロビール株式会社 Sapporo Bīru Kabushiki-gaisha) on sale for $13. (Yeah, imported from Ontario, Canada(!), but I guess an import is an import.)

Anyway, enjoy your Meat Days, San Francisco!

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

*I haven’t a clue on how to best fix earthquake-unsafe J-Town. Before the Great Recession, the solution was going to be something like 500 new condos in the nabe, each with a $100,000 fee tacked on to help pay for a new Japantown Garage and whatnot. But some businesses inside the horrible mall buildings are thriving and some are not, so it’s not an easy call to have a giant implosion and just start over. And, up to now, there’s been no money for that kind of thing anyway…

Now I’ve Seen Everything: Presenting CHICKEN & WAFFLES Potato Chips from Lay’s

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

This is an abomination.

See?

“Then came Chicken & Waffle. I’ve always wanted to try actual chicken and waffles, but just haven’t gotten around to it yet. It seemed wrong to taste the chip before having done so – like have a banana-flavored Runt before ever trying an actual banana. But I was already committed to the chip having tried the Sriracha. I could taste the syrup! It was like eating a syrupy potato chip twinged with a hint of chicken. And, what’s worse, it wasn’t terrible!”

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Try all three from Lucky, if you dare.

Bacon Bacon NIMBYs Make Saturday Night Live: Client(s) of Ryan Patterson Now a National Laughingstock

Sunday, May 19th, 2013

I believe Bagdad By The Bay has the latest on our Bacon Bacon saga at Ashbury Market near the corner of Frederick in not-so-scenic Ashbury Heights.

Well this wacky story just went national today on Saturday Night Live – here’s Weekend Update co-host Amy Poehler, via Brock Keeling of SFist:

Perhaps not that funny but at least now more people are mocking attorney Ryan Patterson and his unknown client(s).

At least now there’s an upside to this flagrant NIMBYism.

So feel free to add this incident…

…to the time this Kramer-esque sign hung off the back of nearby 1965 Page…

…and, for that matter, Kramer’s famous run in:

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Bacon Bacon ‏@BaconBaconSF: “Apparently bacon bacon on SNL tonight!! Weekend update. Here we go folks. Here we go.” #baconbaconsf#snl

On It Goes…