So fine, you have a church and SFGov lets you tell your attendees it’s OK to park on the street out front.
Because this policy is unconstitutional, the SFMTA can’t lay down any official rules to the game. But I can.
So, when you’re completely filling up an entire city block with cars, you churches ought to leave the spaces near crosswalks empty.
You see, this kind of a thing here is a problem:
So, keep your cars at least 30 feet away from any crosswalk, how’s that for a rule?
Oh, what’s that, you don’t care? Well, OK. But following this rule would be the Christian thing to do, right, Christian?
How Would Jesus Park? Well, He wouldn’t double park so close to a crosswalk, that’s for sure…
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