Posts Tagged ‘clinton’

Supreme Master Television is Going Global

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Well, there she is - it’s the Supreme Master going down Market Street on the side of a Honda! All to announce the news that Supreme Master Television is going global. What’s that, you can’t tune into the Eurobird or the Intelsat KU-Band? Well then just check things out on the net.

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But whatever you do, don’t call it “cult television,” the way some people do. How wude! Would “cult television” give you a joke of the day finished off with a one-second cut showing the visage of “God’s Direct Contact” herself?

Of course, there are some downsides. Spoiler alert. Supreme Master Ching Hai has directives:

  • Refrain from taking the life of sentient beings
  • Refrain from speaking what is not true
  • Refrain from taking what is not offered
  • Refrain from sexual misconduct
  • Refrain from the use of intoxicants
  • On the other hand, she raised thousands of dollars for President Bill Clinton, back in the day, and who could object to that?

    Remember, “go veg, be green, save the planet!”

    Obama Campaign Higher-Ups are Livid at an Unidentified “Local Fundraising Consultant”

    Monday, April 14th, 2008

    How did famous blogger Mayhill Fowler get inside that recent controversial Obama event in San Francisco that some people are calling a miracle for Hillary Clinton? From Matier and Ross:

    Just how the MP3-wielding Fowler managed to secure an invite to the $1,000 a head fundraiser at the San Francisco home of developer Alex Mehran wasn’t immediately clear - but Obama campaign higher-ups were said to be livid, with fingers pointing at a local fundraising consultant for the slip-up.

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    Everyone was all smiles in San Francisco at this event last year, anyway

    Without getting some more information, it’s hard to say just what went wrong. Perhaps the official invitation to the event holds a clue.

    Who is the person that’s being held responsible? Check it out, after the jump.

    Update: Is Mayhill referred to as a roach under a sofa here on barackobama.com? You make the call.

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    Denial Runs Deep - These People Still Want to Count Florida and Michigan

    Sunday, March 30th, 2008

    Sighted yesterday in front of the 2008 Democratic Party State Convention.

    Look at these poor souls who don’t yet realize that decisions made in Florida and Michigan last year mean that voters from those states won’t get to have their say on the Democratic primary?

    Don’t they know that the primary is over? Well, not quite. Anything can happen.
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