Posts Tagged ‘cops’

Dogged Elephant Dr. Hamburger!? – Scenes from the Controversial McDonalds at Haight & Stanyan – SFGov Wants to Shut This Place Down?

Thursday, June 11th, 2015

Here’s Camden Avery’s Hoodline update from a couple months ago, and that leads us to this – Stanyan McDonalds owner CC Yin is the “Asian Mr. McDonalds,” a “dogged elephant,” AND “Dr. Hamburger!” Oh my.

Anyway, here are some shots taken since SFGov’s rumblings about shutting down the joint made the news.

What’s this – beat cops?

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And then, as I was passing by again a couple  hours  later, a different set of beat cops:

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I hadn’t noticed as many cops here, you know, historically.

Here’s the famous patio – it looks like a ghost town these days, most of the time, but this is where a handgun ended up skidding along the bricks before an SFPD arrest about a month ago. AFAIK:

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Here’s a shot from the parking lot, across Stanyan. Is Mickey D’s responsible for this as well?

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And look, it’s SFGov itself enjoying the parking lot:

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Speaking of which, it looks like ZipCar has a deal to use this underused lot:

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Le mise en scene – it’s pretty bucolic most of the time, actually:

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A small silver security guard car is over to the right – prolly it itself scares away a lot of hippies these days:

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Two women loitering, I suppose. Is this threatening to area residents?

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And there go the loiterers, cutting through the lot.

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Are you bored? I’m bored.

I’ll tell you, if you can’t handle the Stanyan Street McDonalds, you can’t handle much.

The Great Schlep: Students at the University of San Francisco Have To Bend Over Backwards to Move In and Move Out

Thursday, June 11th, 2015

This is just one part of The Trek – can you see them all, laboring their borrowed carts up Lone Mountain going to where – a moving van somewhere near Geary in the Inner Richmond?

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Poor students!

Come to think of it, USF goes out of its way to avoid pissing off its neighbors on Moving Days

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I guess that’s the price you gotta pay when you’re an Urban University…

Not Complaining, Just Explaining: See How a Jogger Handles the Revised Intersection of OAK and MASONIC

Friday, June 5th, 2015

What you’ll see isn’t the world-famous Golden Gate Park Panhandle Bike Path – that’s on the north side, the Fell Street side. What you’ll see is the south side, the bike-free path near Oak.

Brocephus on the left here is jogging east and he’s way late – he missed his chance to enter the crosswalk on his green. OTOH, the taxi can enter the intersection.

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No matter, here’s the jogger going more south than east, “jogging” around a Prius:

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Hey, are you allowed to run into a crosswalk in CA? Uh, not really. And hey, isn’t this crosswalk excessively wide? Uh, yes it is.

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By this time, the left turn arrow phase started and the jogger exited the intersection. A happy ending, I suppose.

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This intersection now has three signal phases, for better or worse – people are still getting used to it.

The fundamental problem here has been that traffic backs up on the left side of Oak due to all the people who want to go north on Masonic -it’s kind of a bottleneck so that’s why we got the new left turn arrows.

If this jogger had been hit by a vehicle, the SFPD would have found him at fault, the same way it found the majority (50-something percent) of pedestrians at fault for their deaths last year, calendar 2014.

]If you say, well any struck pedestrian was “in the crosswalk,” well that’s pretty much useless as you’re not giving enough information to determine fault and, in fact, a pedestrian can be outside of a crosswalk, let’s say just outside, you know, close enough, and still be held not at fault for a collision, in California anyway. (This isn’t really a written-down law, it’s more of a case of judges following how other judges have ruled in the past.)

OTOH, you can be in the absolute middle of a crosswalk, as Brocephus was,  and be held at fault for your death / injury.

It all depends…

SFPD Busted Brake Light – You’d Think They’d Check for This Stuff – Consider This a Fix It Ticket

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Issued to radio car #169:

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How the SFPD Rolls: Look Ma, No Hands!

Thursday, May 21st, 2015


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Not that I care, not that I don’t do the same myself sometimes:

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Anyway, FTR

Hands-Free? Free to Do What, Spank Your Monkey? SFPD Says Porsche Driver’s Phone Sex Causes Collision with Tree

Tuesday, May 5th, 2015

I would Like this SFPD Facebook entry, but I don’t know how! (Isn’t that sad?)

Anyway, make up your own jokes here:

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MLK & Chain of Lakes (Golden Gate Park)
04-25-2015 4:12 AM
A Porsche was traveling eastbound on MLK at an unsafe speed when the driver ran off the road and collided with a tree. He told officers that he was having a phone conversation of a sexual nature (it’s unknown whether this conversation was hands free as required by the vehicle code). He suffered major injuries and major damage to his car. He was cited for speeding and for driving with a suspended license.

Here’s What It Looks Like When the SFPD Hands Out a Bunch of Sit/Lie-Type Tickets in the Golden Gate Park Panhandle

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

I suppose these people were in sleeping bags like at 11:00 AM or so and that attracted some attention from the SFPD?

Does our newish sit-lie law even apply to this location at this time of day? IDK.

But once you start accumulating these kinds of nuisance citations, you might start thinking about moving on down the road to a new town…

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A sleepy napper in the lower right corner:

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A U-turn:

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And cold busted – sign here please, Ma’am:

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On It Goes in the 94117

KRON-TV’s Big Stanley Roberts vs. the Little Lebowski of the Southern Wiggle: “I Don’t Want To Release This Footage”

Friday, April 24th, 2015

Welcome to ‘Merica, Dude:

A Silent Cry for Help and a Noisy Response from SFFD & SFPD – What Happens When You Take Off Your Pants and Sit on Masonic

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015


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And here’s the response from SFGov for this this young woman, and this isn’t the half of it – you could hear sirens coming from every direction.

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More than a dozen public employees quickly responded to this one, including at least three huge SFFD fire engines, one of our few SFFD paramedic vehicles, and of course the SFPD. This turned into quite a scene.

The clients are suffering, the systems are suffering, and it’s hard for me to watch my personnel (get) run into the ground.”

Oh No, Shaming! – “Referee the Wiggle” Event Coming April 23rd to “Red Card” Cyclists at Infamous Waller and Steiner

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

I’ll tell you, I’m not a big fan of the vaunted The Wiggle bike route and here’s why:


That’s why. This was my stab at promoting the Northern Wiggle,* aka the McAllister Pass,** aka the Hastings Cutoff. *** Some people listened, but most did not, oh well.

Anyway, aside from this route being a third of a mile shorter and faster and safer and relatively ped-free, it NEVER gets any SFPD Bicycle Enforcement Actions, the way, say, the intersection of Waller and Steiner gets.

Speaking of which, now more people are joining the SFPD, to “referee the Wiggle,” if only for a short time.

Here it is:

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“Referee the Wiggle
Thursday, April 23, 2015, 3:00pm – 3:30 pm
Waller and Steiner st – The Wiggle

While 95% of cyclists using the Wiggle are really incredibly respectful of other road users, there is that small minority who give us all a bad name. I’ve always wanted to dress as a referee and hand out yellow and red cards to bad cyclists (and maybe some cars and peds too) and I’m using NOW! as my excuse!

Come join me in shaming the few bad cyclists out there and making the Wiggle just a little bit safer and more courteous!”

*I, myself, wiggle from street to street north of the Panhandle on my way inbound to Fulton and Scott – it depends on traffic.

**The pass over Alamo Heights, which the Southern Wiggle route mostly avoids by generally following the route of the former creek what used to drain the kind of valley where the Golden Gate Park Panhandle sits now.

***Named for Landsford Hastings, a distant cousin, surely, of UC Hastings’ Justice Serranus Clinton Hastings.