Posts Tagged ‘credit’

Sorry Visa, But Your New Black Card is Not the World’s Most Prestigious Credit Card

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Visa Inc. claims its new Black Card is “the world’s most prestigious and versatile credit card.”

Srsly, Visa? Haven’t you all ever heard of the Centurion Card from the American Express?  That thang is certainly more prestigious than your Black Card.

Visa, please correct your ad campaign. Forthwith.

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These cards are made with carbon, just like a rusting, broke down Ford Pinto.

Did Visa actually apply for a patent for the idea of carbon-fortifying these rectangular pieces of black plastic? Sadly, yes.

In Visa’s own words: 

“For those who demand only the best of what life has to offer, the exclusive Visa Black Card is for you. The Black Card is not just another piece of plastic. Made with carbon, it is the ultimate buying tool.

The Black Card is not for everyone. In fact, it is limited to only 1% of U.S. residents to ensure the highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember.

Become a Black Card member today and enjoy our 24-hour world class Concierge Service ready to assist you with all your business, travel and leisure needs.”

And:

“The Black Card is made with carbon, creating a more unique card, guaranteed to get you noticed.”

O.K. fine.

If your sugar daddy and/or mommy ever tries to impress you by whipping out a Visa Black Card, you ought to end it right there and start yelling about how you “don’t want no scrub.”

Anyway, just don’t what you’re thinking here, Visa. Using this new piece of plastic/carbon merely serves to show how somebody doesn’t have a Centurion, right?

In closing, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Symposium: “Beyond the Bailout” at UC Hastings on April 16th, 2009

Monday, April 13th, 2009

It’ll be on this Thursday at UC Hastings School of Law in the Civic Center, because the Hastings Business Law Journal is putting on an all-day symposium: Beyond the Bailout. It’s going to be mega.  The Keynote Speaker will be Lynn E. Turner, former Chief Accountant for the SEC, but you’ll also be able to hear from some locals, such as Staff Writer for the San Francisco Chronicle Carolyn Said.

You lawyers might also be able to get some Minimum Continuing Legal Education (MCLE) credit, so why not? Here’s the agenda and there are more deets below.

See you there!

Hastings Business Law Journal Symposium – “Beyond the Bailout”

Start:  4/16/2009 from 9:00 AM to 3:00 PM
Location:  200 McAllister, Alumni Reception Center
You have heard about the credit crisis and the national bailout in the news, now come and listen to esteemed professionals and renowned professors speak on the subject at the Hastings Business Law Journal’s symposium, “Beyond the Bailout:  Risk, Responsibility and the Road Ahead”

Topics that will be addressed include:

  • The scope and effects of the crisis on the financial real estate markets both in the U.S. and abroad
  • Regulating risk and how regulators failed to make credit-rating agencies, banks, and securities firms rein in their risk before the crisis
  • How to bring values to Wall Street to reduce corruption and fraud
  • Innovation and the resurgence of the Bay Area and beyond

We have the privilege of hosting Mr. Lynn Turner, the former chief accountant for the Securities and Exchange Commission, as the keynote speaker. Turner recently testified at the congressional hearing on the collapse of AIG. 

Come with your questions and expect a fresh, intellectual, and multi-faceted discussion of the economic crisis.

Lunch and snacks will be served. Please click here to view the entire program, including a detailed list of speakers and more.

NOTE: MCLE credit available!

Speakers 

Keynote Speaker Lynn E. Turner, former Chief Accountant for the SEC 

Professor Jo. Carrillo – UC Hastings Law

Professor Joel Paul - UC Hastings Law 

Professor Heather Field – UC Hastings Law 
  
Ms. Rhyen Cooms - Photographic Journalist   

John Hunt – UC Berkeley, Research Director and Law Fellow

Professor Reza Dibadj – USF Law School, author of “Rescuing Regulation”
 
Professor Talbot  – USF Law School, Director of Center of Investor Justice

Carolyn  Said  –  Staff  Writer  for  the  San  Francisco  Chronicle  
 
Professor  Denise  Kleinrichert  –  San  Francisco  State  University:  Graduate  School  of  Business,  
 
Professor  Bruce  McNamara  –  UC  Hastings  Law,  Partner  and  head  of  the  Corporate  Governance   and  Transactions  practice  at  Perkins  Coie 

Professor  Ward  Hanson  –  Policy  Forum  Director  of  Stanford  Institute  for  Economic  Policy  Research    
 
Mr.  Rob  LaFave  –  Chief  Executive  Officer  of  Foodzie 
 
Ilya  Spivak  –  Currency  Analyst  at  Forex  Capital  Markets