Posts Tagged ‘crime’

Spring Has Sprung: Seasonal San Francisco Graffiti Timed and Colored to Match Area Vegetation

Monday, March 24th, 2014

One assumes:

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As seen in Potrero Hill…

Bicycle Chop Shop or Just Another Homeless Encampment: You Make The Call

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

At first I thought chop shop, but now I don’t think so. Usually when I think see one I actually do, but not this time, oh well.

Betwixt DISCOUNT BUILDER’S SUPPLY and the Duboce offramp: 

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If you want a clear example of both a chop-shop and a non-chop shop, click here.

On It Goes…

Area Cyclist Caught Brazenly Hitching a Ride on the J Church Through Dolores Park – SFMTA Allows Bikes on _This_ Streetcar

Monday, March 17th, 2014

Via Sara Sonic:

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Why AVA Won’t Get Mocked the Way the NeMA Building Gets Mocked – BONUS: Why SFist is Much Better Than “The Bold Italic”

Friday, February 28th, 2014

Well here’s the come-on for the new AVA Building

“Win A Brand New Apartment in Mid-Market: This post is brought to you by AVA 55 Ninth. AVA 55 Ninth, … http://bit.ly/1bRsg0U  ”

And here’s a screenshot of SFist – man, that’s a lot of advertisin’:

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So, the reason why AVA won’t get mocked is that it’s not spending its marketing money as absurdly as it’s nearby competitor, NeMa.

(In short, NeMa, you crazy!)

Moving on.

Of course, you won’t actually be “winning” a “brand-new apartment,” but you’ll get to stay there for a year, assuming you can work out the tax implications.*

So you’re not winning an apartment per se, or a 20 year lease per se, or a life estate, per se.

But this contest  could be interesting to a San Francisco newcomer.

Moving on.

I’ll note that this ad is clearly labeled as an ad. I’ll further note the the Gannett Co Inc’s west coast blog The Bold Italic, differs  in this regard.

The Gannett blog would do different things with the money given by the property developer. Maybe form a “partnership,” something corrupt like that.

So that’s Why AVA Won’t Get Mocked the Way the NeMA Building Gets Mocked and Why SFist is Much Better Than “The Bold Italic”

*Frankly, “winning” this deal would have zero appeal to me, as it would the typical San Francisco renter.  Perhaps you could work out a deal to “take the cash” as they say in the sweeps biz. 

“Sovereign” Beautifully Lordes Over the Western Addition – All Hail Our New Graffiti Royalty – No Curses, Just Cursive

Tuesday, February 18th, 2014

As seen in Alamo Square:

However briefly…

You can be my ruler, Sovereign.

The People Behind the New, “New Market” “NeMa” Building are Unusual – Meet the Chief Designer

Wednesday, January 29th, 2014

I’ll tell you, the marketing for the NeMA Building is strange, man.

And the people behind it are the strangest to hit town ever.

Check it, here and here.

Now it’s time to “meet The Designer“ 

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Oh wait, somebody Photoshopped Soviet rocket engineer Sergei Korolev, the so-called “Chief Designer,” into the shot.

Aw, that’s not right!

Now here we go, the real shot, the Chief Designer of the NeMa: ”Step Inside the NEMA North Tower Two-Bedroom Model with Interior Designer Liza Evans.”

But who are the other people, the dramatic people? IDK.

All right, now let’s sell some units here:

“Q: Name 3 Feng Shui tips you’d give someone moving into the 2 BDR+Den model floor plan in the new North Tower.”

OK fine.

I’ll tell you, Old Market Street didn’t have any of the feng shui.

Good luck in the Twitterloin, NeMA!

I bought at NeMA
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you’ve seen me before

Official Yelp Map of San Francisco’s “Sketchy” Areas: Now with Annotations! – Bad News for NeMA Building

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Check it, “Reviews that mention ‘SKETCHY’ in San Francisco

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(Now of course there are plenty of other places in town that could similarly be considered “sketchy” by the Yelpers, except the Yelpers would never have a reason to go there.)

Now let’s take a look at these blips on San Francisco’s CT scan:

North Beach – Stay off of Broadway and out of its strip clubs and you should do fine. The epicenter is Kearney and Broadway.

The Tenderloin – This is the big one. AKA the Uptown Tenderloin, per some Berkeley residents. AKA the Twitterloin. AKA the 6th Street Corridor. AKA Downtown. AKA Civic Center. AKA New Market / NeMA. AKA Central Market. AKA Mid-Market. AKA the ‘Loin. The epicenter is Turk and Taylor.

The Fillmore – AKA the Western Addition. The epicenter is the Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits in the Safeway mall.

NoPA – AKA North of Panhandle Area. AKA Northeast of the Panhandle Area. AKA the Divisadero Corridor. AKA DivCo. AKA the Western Addition. The epicenter is the Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits at Hayes, I suppose, but the drug dealers who hang out at McAllister and Divis might disagree.

Lower Haight – AKA Lower Fillmore. The epicenter is Haight and Webster.

16th and Mission – The epicenter is the BART Station.

24th and Mission – The epicenter is the BART Station.

30th and Mission – The epicenter is where they want to build a new BART Station.

The Lower Third – NB: The cross-streets are alphabetized, more or less. The epicenter is Oakdale and Third

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San Francisco Is Being Trolled by the Anti-Abortion People and Here’s the Proof – Plus, What the Banners Look Like

Thursday, January 16th, 2014

All right, let’s pay off on that headline:

Eva Muntean, co-chair of the Walk for Life West Coast said “We are delighted with the publicity our banners have already generated. We urge all people of good will to join us on January 25 …

You see, they want you to call these banners a “hate crime.”

And here’s a banner:

Excuse Me, Officer? Our Mercedes Benz is Parked in Your Twitterloin Crime Scene – Could You Move Your Cruiser For Us?

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

You know, just a skosh? ‘Cause the brunch line at farmerbrown is just too long for us today – we need to motor.

Gathering evidence at a crime scene in Mayor Ed Lee’s Twitterloin Open-Air Halfway House and Stolen IPhone Emporium:

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There was yellow tape all over the place, two scenes on Market and two on Turk. At first I thought it could have been a MDK, but I never heard anything about it…

What It Looks Like When DreamForce Conventioneers Report Street Crime to the SFPD – A Few Questions

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

This pair here near 4th and Mission were victimized by, you guessed it, ladies, a team of mens.

Of course I had already guessed that they were DreamForcers but the officer directly asked them. So hey, how many Dreamforcers became crime victims this year? Does the SFPD keep records?

Just asking.