Posts Tagged ‘Cruel Shoes’

Cruel Shoes: If Ronald McDonald Wore High Heels

Thursday, August 13th, 2015

Or are these platform heels? (One supposes that’s a subcategory of high heel, but one doesn’t know for sure)

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Kings Things:

– The #1 occupation for those with a foot fetish is … shoe salesman, just saying.

– I talked with a shoe salesman in Union Square one time. He side his “primary job” as a salesperson was to determine if the customer wanted to buy some new kicks TODAY. “Women will go shoe shopping to kill time, while waiting for a bus.” OTOH, if you told him that you were a serious shopper, he’d “have all the time in the world for you.” That’s life on commish, I s’pose.  

Cruel Shoes, Golden Gate Park

Monday, June 16th, 2014

From an unsanctioned photo shoot in Golden Gate Park.


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Fashion has a price, it would appear…

Cruel Shoes – A Relentless Pursuit of Beauty – Financial District Flower Shop – Listing to Starboard

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

As seen on Sansome:

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Take off the heels and you’d be hobbling around just like a deer…

Fashion Update: Cruel Shoes – Tottering Through Union Square on Wooden Platforms

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

The next best thing to foot binding?*

I mean, how can you roundhouse the typical Union Square/Twitterloin mugger/iPhone** thief with these things on?

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Clip clop clip clop…

Haven’t we been bound too long?

*”The ideal length for a bound foot was seven and a half centimetres” – that’s Wiki-talk for less than three inches, girlfriend.

**First the felonious MUNI riders came for the iPhone owners and I didn’t speak out, for I had the Android…