As seen on Sansome:
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Take off the heels and you’d be hobbling around just like a deer…
Posts Tagged ‘Cruel Shoes’
Fashion Update: Cruel Shoes – Tottering Through Union Square on Wooden Platforms
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011The next best thing to foot binding?*
I mean, how can you roundhouse the typical Union Square/Twitterloin mugger/iPhone** thief with these things on?
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Clip clop clip clop…
Haven’t we been bound too long?
*”The ideal length for a bound foot was seven and a half centimetres” – that’s Wiki-talk for less than three inches, girlfriend.
**First the felonious MUNI riders came for the iPhone owners and I didn’t speak out, for I had the Android…
