Posts Tagged ‘delivery’

Not Many Takers for Frisco Phone Book Delivery the Past Month – Is “YP” Just a Scam to Separate Advertisers from Their Money?

Friday, December 22nd, 2017

This is my current theory. If the cost of production and delivery is less than what you can get out of advertisers, then you have an operating business, it seems, even if every last one of these unwanted “books” gets recycled within a few days of them getting dumped off.

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Just a theory.

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Party Poopers Put Up a Sign at California and Mason – Simple “HILL” on Nob Hill Replaced with “LOW GROUND CLEARANCE”

Wednesday, December 20th, 2017

Back in my day, a simple say saying “HILL” was all that prevented out of towners with long vehicles from high centering, and that was the way we liked it!

But these days, we get a graphic graphic:

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The signs I can see online all have railroad tracks and just three lighting bolts, so maybe this is a custom job…

Ah, mem’ries:

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Our US Postal Service Gets an Early Start with Parking in the New Bike Lanes of Masonic Avenue

Monday, November 27th, 2017

And this lengthy project isn’t even done yet:

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Where will these trucks park after completion?

– The slow lane, leaving just one for MUNI and cars?

– The slightly elevated bike lane, as seen?

– The new overly-wide sidewalks?

– Some yet-to-be-designated delivery vehicle / UBER Lyft dropoff point?

IDK.

 

Frisco’s Opt Out System for Useless Telephone Book Delivery Isn’t Working, and Here’s the Proof

Thursday, November 23rd, 2017

Here’s the official opt out webpage, but it don’t work.

What happens is that deliverers count the number of units in a building and then leave that exact number on your stoop regardless of anybody opting out. Really, this is a lot easier than consulting some Do Not Deliver list.

So, a 3-unit building:

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And a 14-unit building:

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And another 3-unit building:

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See how that works?

So:

  1. Frisco’s vaunted opt out system doesn’t work.
  2. Nobody wants these useless, bulky ad books anyway, so that makes things obvious that Frisco’s vaunted opt out system doesn’t work.
  3. Phone books haven’t been relevant since they took out the Rainbow Grocery 20% off coupons.

Attention YP: Nobody in town wants your products.

END OF LINE.

Taylor Swift has Something to do with UPS, Apparently

Monday, November 6th, 2017

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Oh, it’s this.

Are they talking about delivering physical copies, like CD’s?

I guess so. (Man, I haven’t boughten a CD in like almost two decades, but the young ppl, well I guess they still do?)

Where in Frisco Does UPS Just Leave Your Delivery in Front of Your House? Presidio Heights, That’s Where

Wednesday, July 19th, 2017

See? It’s like this place is Mayberry R.F.D.

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In my ‘hood, that box would be gone in a New York minute.

Flower Delivery Truck, Frisco-Style – Ancient Specialized Hard Rock Mountain Bike Retires, Finds a New Career

Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

As seen in our Presidio:

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Meet the “Cultish” Company What Supplies the Fish to Your Favorite Sushi Restaurant

Wednesday, May 10th, 2017

As seen in Frisco

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In other news

Nyan Pegasus: Advertising Marijuana Delivery on the Side of a Bus in Frisco

Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

Nyan Cat, meet Nyan Unicorn, getting a boost from the 38L Geary Limited:

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Man, that horse looks baked, man.

A Brand-New Volvo SUV Can’t Even “Limp Home” to the Dealer? Sad!

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

Maybe this is just a new car delivery to another dealership, but IDK:

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Some bathtub curves are deeper than others of course…