So let’s see here, for whom is this video?
Is it for tourists and people who lived in town for less than three weeks? Well, it has something to do with the Gannett Co. Inc The Bold Italic so the answer’s gotta be YES.
We’re selling Chevys here so that’s why the Chevrolet Volt plug-in hybrid is featured so heavily of course, but who drives the one block from Alamo Square to the touristy part of Divisadero? Is this real life?
Oh, and here are two relevant terms I happened to have learned in this particular decade, so they’re kind of new terms for things that have been around for a while:
1. Vocal Fry Register
2. Upper Thigh Gap (“Hey, stand in front of this white thing for contrast, or better yet, let’s put this white card right here, you know, temporarily, for contrast.” Is that how this worked?)
Hey Gannett, when are you going to make money in San Francisco, you know, to generate taxes to pay back the losses you’ve claimed on your ridiculous venture?
Just asking, corporate overlords.
Instead of doing this crap, why not do something real? This video shows why you’re a joke, The Bold Italic