The San Francisco Citizen

A brief contest to find the schlockiest gift item available in central San Francisco yesterday resulted with a clear winner - a USB Humping Dog. According to the helpful sign:

“Does as names suggests when plugged into USB laptop port.”

And it’s only $11.50, per the Ichiban Kan Web Team. This goes to show that 241 Yelp commenters can’t be wrong.

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Remember:

“I will keep humping until disconnected.”

Available in Husky, Akita and Doberman. Collect them all!

Are you prepared to spend hundreds of dollars in an attempt to retrieve your lost pet? If so, check out FindToto.com.

Just tell them where your pet went missing and they’ll robocall your neighbors with a pithy message to be on the lookout for Fluffy or whomever. Their system is up and working and making calls in the Bay Area today, so consider this an option.  

Another lost pet in San Francisco, via Lulu Vision’s Photostream

Don’t know why this is such a big deal in other places, but in San Francisco your dog is king.

Get your pooch in the car and the driver will even lower the window. Everybody’s happy. It’s a win-win.

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The perfect accessory for your Pagoda-roof SL W113 Mercedes Benz on the streets of San Francisco is a dog

It sure looks that way. But this is a shot of Chewie during the recent Carnaval in the Mission district of San Francisco.

And say hello to his little friend: the stuffed animal version of Gidget, that Taco Bell Chihuahua.

“¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!” from Jenner8675309’s flickerstream

This will be the summer of the chihuahua, as Disney’s Beverley Hills Chihuahua is coming soon. Brace yourself.

Petaluma-based Diggler, the original mountain scooter company, is selling more and more of its products to San Franciscans. Check out this sweet electric ride seen at Crissy Field.

And check the video. Maybe a little more practical than an E-Glide electric skateboard, anyway.

So when you hear the name Diggler, don’t think about Dirk Diggler (or Brock Landers), think about scooters.

This little pup has been bred to attack vermin, so that’s what must be on its mind a great deal of the time.

Eternal vigilance.

This here monkey thing looks like a stuffed animal or a backpack, but basically it’s a disguised harness avec leash.

The youngest blogger in the world seems to like his. He doesn’t feel he’s lost his “dignity” or is being “treated like a dog”

You see, somebody who cares about you wants you to get out of the house, but not stray too far.

Just so you know….

This dog also has a driver and a personal assistant: