Frisco’s highest point, you know:
He’d have no problem filling all available space with spectators.
It would be a spectacle and it would help him with Cruz supporters, just saying…
San Francisco based RoastSF returns on the heels of it’s first SF Sketchfest appearance bringing their own brand of heart stopping, fall-to-the-floor laughing, no-jokes barred comedy roasts! Featuring monthly shows around the Bay Area and one offs across the country. Join them as they bring 8 of the best INSULT comics together to mock each other and that night’s controversial guest of honor. As always: drinking is encouraged, sensitivity…. is not.
Our last guest was so controversial we sold out in record time and had to turn people away, so we’ve decided to bring him back for one more night! All we can say is whether you love him, or hate him, he’s got everyone feelin’ some type of way. That’s right, it’s:
Comedy Roast of Donald Trump
Come see if he falls victim to the comics left wing or if he can take the abuse and stay calm enough to defend himself. Sounds mean? It will be. But don’t worry, this show will be as much about mocking Trump as it is about those who love, and those who, for some reason… hate him. The actual Presidential Candidate/Billionaire/GrandeDouche Donald Trump will not be attendance. He has no association to this show. We have a top notch improv actor who has literally spent his entire life being a dick. He’s also got a killer Donald impersonation. So grab your best protest sandals and a crate of rotten tomatoes and get ready for some awkward selfies with The Donald.
Doors 8:00pm / Show 8:30pm
Take the tour:
And then compare Air Trump One with Air Force One.
And then watch as this quite narrow narrow-body airliner bounces from one bankrupt airline to another.
That’s not too baller, huh?
And Donald, Rolls Royce jet engines have NOTHING to do with luxury cars. I’ve never heard anybody ever make this connection, AAMOF. RR engines are no more or less “luxurious” than anything from GE or Pratt & Whitney or anywhere else.
Basically, what this long since out of production 757 is is a super Boeing 737. That means that it has a narrow width (which comes from a decision made in the 1950’s with the ancient 707) by today’s standards. Donald could have gone with a used 767 widebody, as other billionaires do. Of course, there’d be some downsides with this decision, but it would have been the ballier choice, one that would have been made by a baller. (And if you wanted to go fishing in some small out of the way place, you could have a small, regular corporate jet.)
And oh yes, you’ll never ever be President, Donald Trump, despite what people say.
Play us out, actual baller jet: