Posts Tagged ‘dpr’

Word on the Street: “Don’t Leave Behind Valuables In Car!” – I Think This Message Should Come From Anybody BUT the SFPD

Friday, August 1st, 2014

JMO*

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Good advice tho.

*Of course, the SFPD has to deal with the SFDA and the SFDA has to deal with the famously-lenient SF jury pool… 

The Physically-Handicapped, Jaguar-Owning Drivers of the San Francisco-Based Lyft Taxi Service

Friday, November 16th, 2012

Ooh, here’s one:

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See?

(It seems that most large luxury sedans in San Francisco have handicapped placards, the better to park you with, dear.)

And check it out, “Lyft drivers make $20+ per hour,” per a recent ad.

See?

So, Lyft drivers are making $20/hr+ after paying for their expenses? Mmmmm…

Something doesn’t wash here, IMO.

Hey Park and Rec! You’re Losing the McKinley Statue Graffiti Battle Again, Just So You Know – Long Term Plan?

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

I thought you all were on top of this sitch.

What’s your long-term plan, DPR? Oh, I know, give you all more money. But if that’s not going to happen, what if we just take this whole statue thing out? Would you like that DPR?

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Anyway, I think KKKatie is still in the hoosegow, but SFNOB(?) and cat-face have taken over the reigns…

Can You Legally Park Your Tiny Smart Car Perpendicular to the Curb? Heck No

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

See this trendy Smart Car parked all perpendicularly to the curb in San Francisco’s Western Addition / NOPA area? Well don’t be surprised if you see it and others like it get cited for illegal parking.

That’s right, what’s encouraged in Paris, France will get you a citation in the 415.

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Cf. Or this way, don’t park this way.

The gritty nitty:

CA Vehicle Code: 22502. (a) Except as otherwise provided in this chapter every vehicle stopped or parked upon a roadway where there are adjacent  curbs shall be stopped or parked with the right-hand wheels of such vehicle parallel with and within 18 inches of the right-hand curb…

So don’t be surprised when a DPT SFMTA PCO KO’s U ASAP.

TTFN.