Posts Tagged ‘fake rose pak’

An SFGov Cracker Mystery: Is This Appointed Mayor Ed Lee, Rose Pak, and the Willie Brown Span of the Bay Bridge?

Monday, December 30th, 2013

[UPDATE: Oh man, I was way off. That’s not Rose Pak, not at all. (And it’s not even Fake Rose Pak.) Well, that’s one mystery solved. Now, who took this shot* back in the day. It was done with a Canon Digital Rebel made in the mid-2000′s, that’s all I know. Anyway, somebody pointed me towards it and then it found its way to SFist. Back in the day.]

You Make The Call:

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Or it could be Ed Lee, Rose Pak, and the PG&E Tower of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Who baked these misfortune cookies?

* To wit:

Today’s Mayor Ed Lee Electoral Victory Lap Around San Francisco is Nothing But a Big F.U. to David Chiu

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Ah, let’s see what’s on the agenda today – oh it’s a tour of the City, a kind of victory lap to celebrate yesterday’s big news.

Mr. Mayor will drop by Districts #4, #7, and  #10 with  area Supervisors. Check it:

“Mayor Lee to visit Sunset neighborhood merchants along Irving Street with Supervisor Carmen Chu to discuss jobs & small businesses.
Merchant walk to start at Sunset Super”

“Mayor Lee to visit West Portal neighborhood merchants along West Portal Avenue with Supervisor Sean Elsbernd to discuss jobs & small businesses.
Merchant walk to start at Squat & Gobble”

“Mayor Lee to visit Portola neighborhood merchants along San Bruno Avenue with Supervisor Malia Cohen to discuss jobs & small businesses.
Merchant walk to start at North East Medical Services (NEMS)”

Fair enough, but oh, here’s another one – it’s in District #3, you know, the realm of Board of Supervisors President David Chiu.

“Mayor Lee to visit Chinatown neighborhood merchants along Stockton Street to discuss jobs & small businesses.
Merchant walk to start at Self-Help for the Elderly”

You notice anything? That’s right, Supervisor Chiu isn’t invited to a merchant walk in his own district.

Do you think that this is a mere oversight on behalf of the scheduling secretary?*

I don’t.

This is WillieBrownRosePakEdLee saying Foxtrot Yankee to poor DC for, among other things, Speaking Truth to Power a few months back.**

Oh well.

President David Chiu (along with Dr. Malcom-esque District #1 Supervisor Eric Mar) in mayoral campaign mode last week. 

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Soon, if not already, he’ll be in supervisorial campaign mode once again. What do WillieBrownRosePakEdLee have in store for David Chiu for 2012?

Well, we’ll just have to wait and see…

*Will Ed Lee be the first San Francisco Mayor since the 1990′s to NOT have sex with a young, attractive, female, SFGov mayoral scheduling secretary? Why yes, you can bank on that. How refreshing!

**Play us out, Managing Editor James Gardner:

“’So, Ed,’ began David Chiu, recounting a private conversation he claims the two had shortly before Lee reversed his longstanding insistence he wouldn’t run. ‘You told me you didn’t have the fire in the belly. You’d looked in the mirror and said you didn’t want to run … but you didn’t know how to say no to Willie Brown and Rose Pak.’

OK, there’s a genuine gotcha. Ouch.”

Harsh: San Francisco Chronicle Tells Mayor Ed Lee NOT TO RUN in This Fall’s Election

Sunday, July 17th, 2011

Ouch.

This one is going to hurt:

Mayor Ed Lee should not run for a full term in November.”

Here are all the deets, for those willing to pony up  a little $$$:

“To read this and other exclusive print stories today, subscribe to The Chronicle’s iPad app by visiting http://sfg.ly/kOoVKS. Or purchase an electronic version of the newspaper here http://sfg.ly/9hZRui. Chronicle Print subscribers can go to http://sfg.ly/a0EgVK to sign up for free e-editions.”

(Wonder what Fake Rose Pak would have had to say about this…)

Oh, and there’s this (written by somebody I don’t who, I can’t figure it out):

Willie Brown today dings Ed Lee saying he was playing golf when Adachi tried to reach across the divide to find common ground on the two pension reform measures. Brown says even he couldn’t reach Ed while golfing. We haven’t seen comments like that before from Da Mayor. So betting is Ed isn’t saying Yes.”

Anyway, ouch.

Remembering the Mildly Racist Twitter Account of Fake Rose Pak, Now Lost to History – Good-Bye, @FakeRosePak!

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Remember just a few days back when somebody, somebody working for a mayoral candidate or somebody at SF Weekly, something like that, posted a Twitter account using the handle FakeRosePak?

Good times.

Relive those times right here. First check out some of the entries (read them from the bottom if you want) and then check out the graphics, below.

(This version doesn’t have “Activist” as an occupation listed after “Dragon Lady” – my memory’s fading already, but I think activist was in there for a while.)

Enjoy just a taste:

  1. Dr. say I can’t light up in room. I blow smoke in face. “You must be shitty Taiwanese doctor. Everything shitty in Taiwan. Chinese better.”less than a minute ago via web
  2. hudin This @FakeRosePak is wrong, yet at the same time, awesome, much like the Honey Chili Chicken at Chef Jia.16 minutes ago via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak
  3. Tell whoever made my morning zhou that it tastes like shit.about 2 hours ago via Echofon
  4. matthewgoudeau @FakeRosePak is funny. The real Rose Pak is funnier.about 4 hours ago via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak and 1 other
  5. petewentz damn it feels good to be a gangsta11:15 PM Jun 16th, 2009 via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak
  6. Just wrapped up a meet w/Willie. Green card deal on track.http://ow.ly/4h2SR He brought Sonya along. As feared. Eh.about 10 hours ago via web from Tosca, San Francisco
  7. Everyone is right. Apology to Shrimp Boy. Should have said Ed Jew. Shrimp Boy has no discretion either, but he has stylehttp://ow.ly/4h1leabout 11 hours ago via web
  8. Wo Shing Wo goons want in on development deal. Bring me suitcase of cash in middle of public restaurant. Amateurs. Who am I, Shrimp Boy?about 11 hours ago via web
  9. adrielhampton @FakeRosePak Harsh!about 13 hours ago via web in reply to FakeRosePakRetweeted by FakeRosePak
  10. I just ousted Michael Hennessey as the mayor of San Francisco on Foursquare!about 14 hours ago via web
  11. Disrespect? http://ow.ly/4gYzk Rose cannot tell. Instruct Triad to put head of bleeding pig in bed of jì zhě. Just in case.about 14 hours ago via web
  12. Why @PhilTing want to @ResetSF ? SF work fine.about 14 hours ago via web
  13. @jeanquan think she so special. Rose not work as mayor. Mayor work for Rose.about 14 hours ago via web
  14. Rose Pak Doesn’t F@%k Around http://t.co/AA0bqBp via @sfistabout 14 hours ago via Tweet Button
  15. @adrielhampton Cigar box tribute from Chinese consulate. No Cuba embargo in Beijing.about 15 hours ago via web in reply to adrielhampton
  16. @fionama You are not Irish. Remember homeland. You shame your ancestors. Betrayal.about 15 hours ago via web in reply to fionama
  17. Gave @MayorEdLee instructions for tomorrow. All going according to plan.about 15 hours ago via web
  18. Willie Brown not return calls. Probably with blonde harlot. Hopefully he leave her at home for our 1 AM meeting. She ask too many questions.about 15 hours ago via web
  19. @LelandYee gets Nurses endorsement? Bring me the head of every nurse.about 15 hours ago via web

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