Posts Tagged ‘fake’

Spot the Real Trees, Spot the Fake Trees – Do These Cell Phone Towers Really Look Better Than Regular Cell Phone Towers?

Thursday, October 12th, 2017

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Random Right-Turn-Only Requirement for Drivers and Bike Riders at 9th and California?

Monday, October 2nd, 2017

On 9th Ave looking north:

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I don’t see any other markings or signs, except for some official-looking painted-on arrow and a similar sign / street arrow  for southbound traffic.

One wonders, is this real life? You can’t simply drive north on 9th, or even turn left?

One wonders if these are real SFMTA signs…

Take a Look at These Phoney Baloney California Cell Phone Tower “Trees” – Is This What We Want – How Did We Get Here?

Wednesday, April 5th, 2017

I’ll let you spot them, Gentle Reader:

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What’s the point of this?

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Do these fake plastic/metal trees really fool anybody?

I cry foul.

Ugliest Bridge in the World – Spanning the American River with False Arches – Designed by Committee

Thursday, June 9th, 2016

Here you go – the arches are decorative-only:

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File this one, this post-tensioned concrete box girder bridge under False Arch.

Hey, “BAY AREA” – If You Think You Have the Best Personalized License Plate, Take a Look at This – Bonus: Yellow on Black

Monday, March 14th, 2016

Is this real life?

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So, either this is a real license plate, which would be fine, or it’s not. But if it’s not, I don’t approve…

Fake Monk, Real Crutches, Union Square, San Francisco, USA

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015

As Seen On TV:

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Here’s What You Want to See in Golden Gate Park: An Orange-Shirted “INMATE”

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

Is a genuine orange shirt from the California Department of Corrections a prestige item on the Streets of San Francisco?

Yes it is:

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Uh Oh: Many Many Outside Lands 2014 Tickets from Scalpers are Turning Out to be Fake – Here’s What They Look Like

Friday, August 8th, 2014

Like all these tickets are fake, per the SFPD:

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So if you try to use your fake ticket at the box office it won’t work, sorry.

Here’s a close-up from from Cornell Banard:

How can you tell a fake from a real ticket? I don’t think you can.

Many many fakes are out there:

@KimKardashian I got sold a fake ticket to outside lands fest to see Kanye!! Can you help me????

What White People Don’t Like:

Waiting around by boxoffice watching all manner of teary-eyed white 20-somethings stomp away screaming on phones abt fake tix

What can be done?

Don’t buy tickets from scalpers. Judging by the amount of tears at the entry gate, they are almost all fake. Duh.

So, choose wisely.

(You can always try to go over or under The Wire, but that kind of thing probably won’t work.)

Sneaking Into Outside Lands: It Can Be Done, But It’s Hard – Remembering the Old Days, When It Was Easy

Friday, August 8th, 2014

[UPDATE: You can always try your luck with the scalpers but there’s a huge wave of pretty good looking fakes out there this year, sorry. Oh, and here’s a sampling of the citations the SFPD has issued to people getting caught trying to sneak in on this first day of the 2014 event:

Ouch!]

Back in the day, back in the aughts, all you had to do to sneak into Outside Lands was deal with just one eight-foot cyclone fence.

You had the option of going under the wire or over the wire.

Here’s under. See how that worked? Easy peasy.

Well there’s the problem: No bottom tension wire on the chain link fence plus the line posts were placed too far apart:

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And here’s an example of over. This is called the bum rush:

You could get away with this kind of thing a few years ago.

But nowadays, things have changed. You won’t be able find these weaknesses in 2014.

Oh, your friend Badger’s working on the inside this year and he’s going to let you and your buds in?

Well, that might work.

But the days of a single chain link fence between you and your tunes are over at the Outside Lands

Just saying, once again.

Advertising Your Business by Making Your Handbills Look Like Parking Tickets and Then Putting them on Car Windshields

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

Right under the windshield wipers, thusly – as seen on Fell Street:

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This is an oldie but a goodie, a time-honored technique.

I cry foul.