Hey, remember Pixels?
This one painting is much better than all of Pixels. Much cheaper to produce too.
I suppose this topic is too commercial, literally, for Reddit, but I’ll try.
Where is this place? SoMA, right? I know not.
Here it is, Audi – The Chase:
(Obviously, the tunnel itself isn’t in the 415.)
I’ll tell you, I thought this was a trailer at first, but no, it’s just an Audi ad. (The tone and the music are all wrong for a Major Motion Picture, even one Sponsored By Audi. Oh also, there are too many Audis in this Audi ad.)
Anyway, I should know where this is, but I don’t.
You’ve seen the movie, so why not take the next step?
Oh look, it’s Disney Legend Tyrus Wong:
SAN FRANCISCO, March 4, 2016 – The Center for Asian American Media (CAAM), is thrilled to announce a truly endearing event taking place the day before CAAMFest 2016’s Opening Night presentation of the Bay Area premiere of TYRUS.
Tyrus Wong, the 105-year-old subject of TYRUS and pioneering icon whose art has touched millions through films like REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE and Disney’s BAMBI, will sign an original piece of his artwork that had been unidentified for decades. The painting was rediscovered by CAAM Board Member David Lei at the Chinese United Methodist Church in San Francisco’s Chinatown.
The event, hosted by CAAM, the Asian Art Museum and the Angel Island Immigration Station Foundation, will take place on Wednesday, March 9th, at 4:00PM in the Asian Art Museum’s Peterson Room, where San Francisco District 1 Supervisor Eric Mar will present a Tyrus Wong Day proclamation in honor of the artist.
Wong will be joined by his daughter, Kim, and TYRUS director, Pamela Tom. Tom’s award-winning documentary paints a beautifully intimate portrait of Wong, eloquently exploring his childhood arrival at the Angel Island Immigration Station, the evolution of his voice and legacy and the formation of what he views as his greatest achievement, his family.
The painting will be on display at the Asian Art Museum on Thursday, March 10th, for one day only. The public is invited to view the signed piece during regular museum hours and CAAMFest’s Opening Night Gala. Learn more at www.caamfest.com/2016
Kim Wong, Pamela Tom and David Lei will be available for soundbites and photo opportunities. Press are invited to attend, and can RSVP to Larsen Associates at firstname.lastname@example.org as space is limited.
CAAMFest, formerly the San Francisco International Asian American Film Festival (SFIAAFF), takes placeMarch 10–20, 2016 in the Bay Area. CAAMFest is a celebration of film, music, food and digital media from the world’s most innovative Asian and Asian American artists.
CAAM (Center for Asian American Media) is a non-profit organization dedicated to presenting stories that convey the richness and diversity of Asian American experiences to the broadest audience possible. CAAM does this by funding, producing, distributing and exhibiting works in film, television and digital media. For more information on CAAM, please visit www.caamedia.org.”
This operation needs 50 parking spaces, apparently:
DRIVERS with CARS
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 with car bump $35 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 25 – 65 /
Must have driver’s license and be comfortable driving. Please only submit if you have cars that are NOT BRIGHTLY-COLORED, OR RED, WHITE, OR BLACK. Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section what kind of car, year, color, you have. Car must be clean and in good shape.
Golfers – MUST HAVE golf attire and own clubs
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 plus bump for clubs $12 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 30 – 60 /
Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section your level of golfing ability and if you have your own clubs.
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8; Non-union $12.25/hour SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 20 – 40 /
Wearing pirate costume and serving food and drink at children’s catered birthday party.
Woman in Mermaid Costume – must be fit
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 SAG-AFTRA 02/14/2016
Female / Caucasian / 20 – 30 /
Will be wearing an Ariel-type costume.
Why on Gaia’s Green Earth should we pay Hollywood millions to make a Janis Joplin biopic on the streets of San Francisco? Well, that’s what we just did.
Like what, otherwise they’d film in Vancouver, Canada? Well, OK fine. If that’s the way you want to do it, Hollywood. Of course, your feature will look a lot better if you come to Noe Valley (aka “Upper Mission” as some called it, back in the day) and the 94117, but it’ll cost you big bucks, since SF is one of the most expensive places to shoot in the world.
But this tax giveaway makes things easier for you, I s’pose, oh well. (I don’t approve of this arrangement, obvs.)
“I am a hard core Joplin fan, so of course I was really excited when I heard they where making a Biopic… that is until I found out they are casting Amy Adams as Janis. WTH? This is a joke right? Why would they disgrace Janis with this broad? I have seen Amy’s movies… She in no way can play this part. Surely they could think of someone else!?!? Dana Fuchs would have been a better choice, or even Gabby West. NOT Amy Adams. What a shame.”
Say hello to your new Janis Joplin:
All right, get all the deets here.
Watch out, The Hunger Games – The Exhibition is coming/ to town, starting February 13th, 2016! That’s right, fellow Panemanians, Our historic Palace of Fine Arts will soon become THE INNOVATION HANGAR and you’ll be able to see it all for just $29.95.
You know, for kids:
See for yourself at, and I’m srsly, the iHangar.com.
I can think of more than a few 94123 landfill-dwelling millionaires who are GOING TO BE PISSED about this attraction, when they find out that troubled Supervisor Mark Farrell’s District 2 will soon transform troubled President Snow’s tech-rich District 3
ASSIGNMENT DESK: Hey, just how much is Hollywood going to pay SFGov / Rec and Park for all the trouble? One wonders if we’re charging a $100,000 “premium reservation fee,” or a $50,000 “park regeneration fee.”
Don’t stop believing, Panamaniacs – the iHangar is for reals.
See you there!
You young kids don’t know what inflation is, but I do. And if someone had told me back when I was laboring at some flea-bitten Landmark Theatres, where precious It’s It’s cost $2 and frozen Toblerone bars were $3 and tickets were $6, I think, that you’d be able to see a first-run film for just $9.25 in the heart of Frisco on business-class seating in the Year of our Lord 2015, well I wouldn’t have believed it.
It’s here, opening early, on 12-12-15
See you there!