Posts Tagged ‘fishermans wharf’

Word on the Street: “EAT CRAB”

Friday, October 14th, 2016

From the Joe Dimaggio Building:

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“What I don’t understand, is why you ask where I’ve gone. I just did a Mr. Coffee commercial, I’m a spokesman for the Bowery Savings Bank and I haven’t gone anywhere!”

The West End of the Fort Mason Tunnel, as Seen from the East End

Friday, October 14th, 2016

Does this make sense?

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How about this?

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Homeowners in the Marina, our Great White North, don’t want to be “closer” to the Fish Wharf, so this tunnel will remain closed…

If Scrappy ROCKETBOAT were a Person, He’d be Sammy Hagar – Put This Ride on Your Bucket List

Thursday, September 1st, 2016

What’s this?

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It’s Rocketboat! Doing donuts on the water, as it is wont to do

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Rocketboat! Rocketboat! Rocketboat!

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Kicking a little sand in the base of the Echo Tower of the San Francisco Oakland Bay Bridge:

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And now, cleverly, Rocketboat sneaks up on Delta Tower in the shadow of the roadbed:

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And then, some more donuts:

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And here are some shots of Rocketboat from back in the aughts:

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See them here. (I guess RB is red at the front and back and that fades to orange on the sides.)

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Someday, I’ll ride you, Rocketboat.

Someday.

The Messy Tourists of Fisherman’s Wharf – Oh, Wait a Second…

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2016

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Huge Crowd of Frisco Tourists Gape at Just Two Sea Lions Up At the Fish Wharf – Sad!

Friday, July 15th, 2016

The gapers:

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The gapees:

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Someday, soon, we’ll get a full crew of sea lions back at Pier 39.

Oorh oorh orh…

Fooling Frisco’s Tourists: CLIFF HOUSE CHART HOUSE, CHART HOUSE CLIFF HOUSE, CLIFF HOUSE CHART HOUSE

Tuesday, March 29th, 2016

Now even I’m confused, after that copy pasting.

At first, I saw the word HOUSE and I read the cursive writing as CLIFF. But oh, CHART HOUSE, Pier 39. Two stars on Yelp, even with your possible shill reviews thrown in:

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And oh yes, bring your money. Lots and lots of money…

Here It Is, San Francisco’s Best Christmas Tree for 2015, in an Unexpected Place – 55 Foot Tall – Straight Outta Shasta

Friday, November 13th, 2015

Just look at this thing in front of Pier 39 – it’s huge!

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And it’s 100% real, for better or worse. I heard it’s 55 feet, but officially it’s 60, perhaps due to rounding, IDK:

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I’m calling this thing an Attraction:

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Oh, but why so soon, in early November?

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(WHY SO SOON? TWSS!)

This issue hadn’t occurred to me – I guess it is a bit early. (But feel free to add that to the lengthy list of things I care absolutely nothing about.)

Anyway, the Lighting Ceremonies are coming November 21-22, 2015.

See you there!

Frisco’s LEAST POPULAR NEIGHBORHOOD Advertised as THE CITY’S MOST POPULAR NEIGHBORHOOD on MUNI Buses

Friday, September 18th, 2015

I’ll take “Famous Tourist Traps” for $400, Alex!

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Oh what’s that, our “urbanists” have recently “activated” the “streetscape” of Jefferson? Well, that makes it EVEN WORSE, prolly

DO NOT WANT.

HOW ABOUT NO?

First SF Loses Its Hooters and Now This: Dick’s Last Resort Shutters After Six Months – Who’s Next for 353 Jefferson?

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

Of course, our Hooters was having to deal with some wage and hour lawsuit issues when it went away, but one supposes the rents up there at 353 Jefferson were too high for them to keep on keeping on.

This was the replacement – Dick’s Last Resort. It lasted six months.

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I can’t imagine locals going to 353 Jefferson for any kind of restaurant, and the tourists are probably heavier at the other end of the wharf, and the building is set back a ways from the sidewalk, so these can be challenges:

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Who will try to make a go of it next at this cursed location?

If You Save Your In-&-Out Drink Cup, You Can Get Free Refills for Life – At Least It Sure Looks That Way

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

As seen on Jefferson:

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This is what happens when you put the side entrance of an In-&-Out too close to the serve yourself drink station.

To prevent this, it would take posting a $15 an hour worker at the side door every minute the joint is open…