Posts Tagged ‘flashing’

Know Your Hayes Valley Sex Offenders, Mild Type – This Flasher on Hayes Street Flashes MUNI Buses

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012

That’s why he wears the sweat pants.

So he can flash.

See?

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Hayes Valley: The Place Between Where You Are and Where You Want To Be. 

This MUNI 5 Fulton Bus Opposes Proposition 8, Apparently: It Says, “EQUALITY FOR ALL!”

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

This is MUNI’s message to the world:

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Or I suppose this is the message when it’s not “GO GIANTS!

Troop 58 Sitting on Folding Chairs and Flashing Gang Signs

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Safety vs. Self Parody – The 99% Guarding the Kids of the 1% – And, “Won’t Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children!”

Monday, November 28th, 2011

I don’t know, I’m all for safety and whatnot, but something about this Bye-Bye Buggy convoy struck me.

What is it, the orange and yellow safety vests, the orange pennant, the back-up orange pennant, the hand-held stop sign (held by a person with no authority to use a hand-held stop sign on Van Ness), and/or the flashing white LED light on said hand-held stop sign?

Crossing U. S. Route 101, aka Van Ness Avenue:

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I don’t know.

Oh wait, that’s right, it’s missing its BABY ON BOARD! sign hanging off the back. I just knew something was wrong with this scene. I’ll obtain one (or a half-dozen) and make a gift to this crew the next time I see them on McAllister or in front of City Hall.

All right, play us out of here, Helen Lovejoy.

OMG, It’s the Sneaky, Pigeon-Toed “BlueTooth Bandit” – Takes Wallet Out of Your Purse at Cafes in the Marina, Polk Gulch, FiDi

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

The slick, “Bluetooth Bandit is still out there, people.

Bluetooth Bandit is still out there, check him out on YouTube: Northern Station PSA 2

Check out his M.O., courtesy of StarBucksVision – start at 4:00 right here.

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Call the 911 when you see him at your coffee shop.