Posts Tagged ‘Foxy Knoxy’

Amanda Knox Case DOESN’T Show Need for Informed Traveling – Writer Nina Burleigh Cashes in on Murder Case

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Don’t you love it when the news of the day is riveted on the crime case you just wrote a book about? Well, former People Magazine staff writer Nina Burleigh must be loving it right about now.

See?

Amanda Knox case shows need for informed traveling

Let’s take a look:

“In the course of investigating the story for my book, I lived in Perugia for nine months, corresponded with the defendants, pored over investigative records and came to the conclusion that the crime was actually quite simple – a robbery gone wrong…”

Uh, no, actually, the crime is called calunnia, what we would call obstruction of justice, something like that. In fact, Amanda Knox just did a three-year stretch in Italy for that.

See?

Amanda Knox found guilty of slander for implication of bar owner Patrick Lumumba in the murder of Meredith Kercher; upholds prior slander conviction. Receives 3-year sentence (time served) and 22,000 Euro fine.”

So, when traveling, just like when you’re at home, try to figure out just one story and then stick with it. And try not to implicate others.

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Now you can consider youself an “informed traveler.”

Enjoy.

Foxy Knoxy’s Pyrrhic Victory: Amanda Knox Wins Her Freedom But Loses Her Wikipedia Page

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

I don’t know, if I were an internationally-famous criminal, I’d think I’d deserve my very own Wikipedia page, you know, the kind that Amanda Knox had until recently.

See?

These days, Amanda’s webpage is called Murder of Meredith Kercher. How wude!

So even though you might be mentioned 300 times on just one Wiki page, you still might not rate.

Now remember, if you’re ever jailed in a foreign country and the police are sweating you over some murder investigation, be sure to deflect blame by implicating Some Black Guy, why not? Make him go to jail for a week or two and make him lose his business, something like that.

And feel free to change your story as many times as seems necessary.

And then you’ll become a heroine to some, but, even so, you can’t have your own Wiki page.

A word to the wise…