Posts Tagged ‘gas’

If Bikes in San Francisco Were Required to Have License Plates, This is What It Would Look Like – A Gas-Powered Bike

Thursday, February 14th, 2013

What’s this, a motorized bicycle?

I wouldn’t park this rig in Civic Center and just walk away, what with its exposed gasoline tank and whatnot, but that’s just me:

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Pork-Barrel Republican Roy LaHood is a Bad Secretary of Transportation – Here’s Why – Toyota Cars vs. Boeing Planes

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

Transportation Secretary Roy LaHood ‘s message to Toyota owners back in 2010:

“LaHood says his advice to owners is to ‘stop driving it. Take it to a Toyota dealer because they believe they have a fix for it.’”

Now here’s message regarding Boeing’s new 787 wide-body:

I believe this plane is safe and I would have absolutely no reservations of boarding one of these planes and taking a flight,” Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said at the press conference.”

Perhaps these statements are the right thing to say politically, but they’re not the right thing to say IRL. The chances of people dying in a 787 accident over the next month or so are low, but those chances are orders of magnitude higher than that of passengers on a tried-and true Boeing 777, for example.

So the fact that we’re not even going to consider grounding the fleet in America because some pol “thinks” the 787 is “safe” seems stupid to me.

And the latest is that an airline in Japan has grounded its entire fleet of 787 Dreamliners.

Oh well.

The Chevron Gas Pumps You Sit Right Next To At That McDonalds at 2nd and Market in the Financial District

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

No not the McDonalds on Market just west of 2nd Street, the one just east of 2nd.

This fast food place is in the old Chevron Building so this is how they decorate:

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OK fine.

So If You Want Water or Air for Your Car on Fell Street, You Need to Donate to Christians? “Feed My Starving Children”

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Well it sure looks that way:

Feed My Starving Children - Feeding God’s starving children hungry in body and spirit.”

OK fine.

As seen on Fell at Masonic:

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However:

“California law requires that station operators provide free air and water to customers who purchase gasoline or diesel fuel.”

So, no tithing is required to get your ride back on the road.

FYI, Department of Food and Ag, Division of Measurement Standards wants to know if you ever run into any hassles.

All right, now back to the Christians:

Our Statement of Beliefs
As a Christian Organization:

  • We believe that there is one God, in three persons: Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. He has directed us to help others in need.
  • We believe Jesus Christ is the reason that FMSC exists and we strive to listen for and follow His will every day in all that we do.

The Smelliest Car in San Francisco is This Chevy II from the 1960′s – Incomplete Combustion – Maximum Functionalism with Thrift

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

This thing smells like a gas station, like 20% of the fuel goes out the tailpipe unburned:

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Oh well.

MSM Question of the Day: Do Trains Run on Gasoline? The SF Examiner’s “Caltrain could be off gas by ’19 under new plan”

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Uh, trains don’t run on gasoline, for various good reasons.

(I thought this was common knowledge.)

Or natural gas neither, if that’s what you were going for.

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“Diesel” would have worked though.

Yes, like the jeans.

Just saying.

Bro-ham.

Crazy State Worker Lady Wants Honda Civic Hybrid Owners to Sue Honda in Small Claims Court Over Low MPG

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

I’ll tell you, I don’t know how good your odds would be if you sued the maker of your car because you felt it didn’t meet the EPA mileage estimate, but this lady in SoCal appears to have a good shot.

I’ll tell you, Honda Civic Hybrid owners, The System wants you to take some worthless $100 coupon or whatever to compensate you for Honda messing up. The System doesn’t want you opting out of the national class action settlement.

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Choose or lose, Honda owners.

HONDA ORDERED TO STAND TRIAL ON JANUARY 3rd

Normally a small claims case is just that – small – in fact, barely an annoyance to large corporations because damages are limited. However, one small claims case pending in the Los Angeles area is certain to get a lot of attention because it will be going to trial just when approximately 200,000 Honda Civic Hybrid owners are opening their mailboxes to find notices of a proposed class action settlement where the Honda owners would get no more than $200 cash and the lawyers would get $8.474 million!

One disappointed Honda Civic Hybrid owner in California who got wind of the tiny settlement offer in advance chose to opt-out of the class and paid $75 to file a small claims case instead. The trial was set for January 3rd, six weeks before the 200,000 Civic owners are set to decide if they want to stick with the class action or file their own suits which can often be done quickly and cheaply without lawyers. (Think Judge Judy where regular people get up and give a 15 minute version of their complaint in plain English and then get a decision from the court). This case will be one of the first under the new 2012 law allowing individuals to sue for up to $10,000 in small claims court in California.

Honda has attempted four different legal maneuvers to postpone the trial until after the deadline had passed for Hybrid owners to opt-out of the class action, but the Judge said “no” all four times and the trial will proceed as originally scheduled on January 3rd. If the Plaintiff in that case wins and gets awarded thousands of dollars in damages, then Honda will have a lot of explaining to do to justify paying other Hybrid owners just enough to cover a few tanks of gas instead of replacing the defective hybrid batteries at $3,000 a pop – roughly $600,000,000.00!”

You Shall Not Pass! Idling Police Cars Hold Idling SFPD Guarding the Bocce Ball Courts of OccupySF Plaza

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Do you know why the SFPD sits around in radio cars idling the day away? Because they want to, and, you know, you’re paying for the gas, so why not?

Can you see the fluid drip, drip, dripping from the left tailpipe? Sure you can. You can see one of the exhaust plumes as well: 

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This is the very same SFPD what drove to Montana(!) for the former Mayor’s wedding.

Oh well.

Our PG&E Energy Monopoly Attempted Suicide Last Night – KABOOM at Beale and Mission HQ – Call Before You Dig, PG&E!

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Ah let’s review.

- Remember when a mid-level PG&E employee* threatened me at an event sponsored by the Presidio Trust, told me that I should take one of my PG&E-related posts down because, I was done told, “It would be your interest to take that post down?” And I was like, well what does that mean? Oh that’s right, Gentle Reader, you don’t remember, but I do. Strike One. 

- And remember when PG&E killed eight people near SFO last year? Strike Two.

- And remember when Mayor Ed Lee* recently started going on about how “City Family” member PG&E is a great local company who gets it?” Strike Three.

Oh well.

Now, here’s the scene last night at 7:00 PM as I was swinging by the FiDi to pick up my special lady friend at an area law firm. Workers were just setting up the cones. And then a paramedic was telling me, “This one isn’t PG&E’s fault – somebody was digging.” Well yeah, but that somebody was PG&E itself:

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Isn’t it ironic, dont’cha think?

Oh, and this was all right in front of Pacific Gas & Electric Building, one of San Francisco’s tallest, you know, at 77 Beale:

“The Pacific Gas & Electric Building is a 150 m (490 ft) skyscraper located at 77 Beale and Mission streets in the financial district of San FranciscoCalifornia. Completed in 1971, the 34 story building is headquarters for Pacific Gas and Electric Company, the main utility provider for Northern California, and has been host to a nesting pair of Peregrine Falcons since 1987. List of tallest buildings in San Francisco

Isn’t it ironic again, dont’cha think?

Hey, PG&E, why don’t you eat your own dog food and CALL BEFORE YOUR DIG?

Via Daedrius

The easy-to-remember phone number is 811, you remember?

In short, I just can’t believe how much you suck, PG&E.

Straighten up and fly right PG&E.

*A member of San Francisco’s dominant political faction (aka Downtown) along with fellow members Willie Brown, Chamber of Commerce, Gavin Newsom, real estate interests, PG&E, and you know, all those non-profits, among others.

KQED News was On The Scene for This Morning’s “Occupy Oakland” Police Eviction – Follow Along, Tick Tock

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

It’s all right here.