Posts Tagged ‘gold’

Prediction: The First Gold Apple Watch Theft/Robbery in San Francisco Will Occur in June 2015

Tuesday, February 24th, 2015

Do you love gold?

Lots of criminals do.

And pretty soon, they’ll realize that the value of the gold in some new watches from Apple is very very high.

Let’s see what the SFPD has to say:

“As with any new technology, of course there is a concern that thieves will prey on victims with the new technology,” San Francisco Police Department public information officer, Albie Esparza said. “Criminals are opportunistic. If there is a demand, there will be supply. It’s simple business economics.”

So, I don’t care what security features your multi-thousand dollar gold iWatch has, there’s nothing stopping somebody from taking your shiny and then melting it down to sell the gold for $1000 an ounce.

We’ll see…

Now here’s a guy at the Original Aple Store at 1 Stockton in Union Square trying and failing to shoplift some $350(!) Beats headphones:

Apple realizes that its new watches will need to be protected just as at any other Union Square jewelry / bling bling store.

But once its on your wrist, security will be YOUR problem.

Choose wisely.

Mavericks Doppelganger: Does This Bug You? Well, I’m Not Touching You

Monday, February 9th, 2015

Yeoman Johnson and Captain Kirk catch a wave down in Half Moon Bay:

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San Francisco City Hall: The Largest Classical Dome in the Western Hemisphere

Monday, November 10th, 2014

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What’s that – what about x, it’s larger? Yeah, but that one’s not in the Western Hemisphere.

What’s that – what about x, it’s higher? Nope, it’s not. City Hall is relatively new, just 99 years* old, due to the Big One in 1906. So they said, well, let’s make this one just a little bit taller.

What’s that – what about x, it’s way bigger? Yeah, but that’s new-school dome, not in the classic tradition.

*Hey, the 100th birthday is coming up in 2015. I’m sure that there will be a celebration. An extremely boring celebration

The Goldest Lamborghini in Town – Bienvenidos a Miami! – Let’s Talk License Plate Violations

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014

Florida plates, BTW.

Or should I say, Florida plate, as this gold exoticar doesn’t have a front license plate, which is a no-no in The Golden State.

And of course, you’ve got less than three weeks after moving to California to deal with the California DMV, but I’ll tell you, most Lambos you see in SF aren’t properly registered with CA DMV.

Anyway, this car reminded of Dennis Rodman’s old ride, one that’s being used as a daily driver by a CCSF student.

Stay gold, Lambo owner. Bienvenidos a 415 / 628 / 650!

Ganja Leaf Art + Oakland Raiders Sticker + Gold 100-Spoke Wheels + Green Paint + Whitewall Tires = Chevrolet

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or, in other words:

A bold choice in auto detailing. #420 #haight @ Haight Street http://instagram.com/p/nCkMPglFse/ 

As seen in the 94117 on 420, 2014:

Garage Art on Oak Near Divisadero: The Gluten-Free Hipster Love Story is Gone, Marred by Graffiti – Here’s the Replacement

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

First it was all like this, a Hipster Love Story on Oak near Divis:

Divisadero Corridor, “keepin’ Divis real.”

That was last year. More recently, somebody put”FUCK YOU” atop that piece using gold spray paint.

(That’s the sort of thing that will get the landowner a fix-it note from SFGov.)

Anywho, it’s all gone now, baby.

Here’s the replacement:

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On It Goes….

Hot Sauce Olympics: Tabasco Gold, Tapatio Silver, Crystal Bronze and Cholula is a Fourther

Friday, February 21st, 2014

Find out all you need to know about mainstream hot sauces here.

Turns out that four of the 14 judges hail from Estado Libre y Soberano de Tabasco, so that explains the surprise victory.

Cholula’s the fourther, so it gets an AutoPen-signed certificate instead of a medal.

What San Francisco 49ers Fever Looked Like on the Race to the Super Bowl – Great Photo from the Civic Center Blog

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

This shot from Michael Strickland almost looks as if it were staged, but it wasn’t:

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See you next year, same time, same place!

Until then, enjoy this folk art now installed on Geary in the Inner Richmond District: