Posts Tagged ‘Grant’

Does San Francisco Really Have a “French Quarter?” Not Really, Despite What Microsoft Says

Friday, March 27th, 2015

Well, here it is, from the Bing Maps:

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(IDK, this is less offensive than “Uptown Tenderloin,” one supposes, you know, coming from San Francisco’s non-profit profiteers.)

French Quarter sounds a bit, grandiose?

Here’s the cure, as usual, from wilds of the Internet:

Ha. No one here knows by that name. There’s not a distinct boundary for the collection of French-serving restaurants and businesses near the French Consulate, the church and school of Notre Dame des Victoires on Bush Street. But apparently it’s been dubbed by some hotel marketing person as the “French Quarter.” Belden Alley and Claude Alley intersect with Bush Street, and each have some French cafes. On Bush/Grant Ave. is the Cafe de la Presse — a coffee house with French and international newspapers, and restaurant. There’s Cafe Claude on Claude and some other bistros. Plouf! is an excellent mussel house on Belden…”

All right, keep on Binging, Microsoft.

A Youthful Man in Chinatown – So What’s the Story Here?

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

Is somebody paying him to do this (the way this guy was)?

I don’t get it:

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Or is he just another tourist in C-Town, all by himself, checking the scene, striking a pose, and buying knickknacks?

International Incident in Chinatown: Elephant Flag Appears to be Much Larger than Neighboring US and PRC Flags

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

I don’t know my US Flag Code, but I’m thinking you shouldn’t have your jumbo elephant flag flying at the same height as neighboring national flags.

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So, to fix things, you gotta shrink the jumbo flag or embiggen* the PRC flag, then you gotta fly the oliphant flag at a lower altitude, and while you’re at it, make sure your PRC flag looks natty instead of ratty, you know, the way it looks now…

* A perfectly cromulent word, right?

The Pigeon Feeders of St Mary’s Square, West of the Financh

Friday, January 30th, 2015

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Let’s hear from a Yelper:

This park has turned into a dump. I walk my dog here everyday and have watched it deteriorate rapidly over the last year. I’ve found used needles in the grass, heard a junkie tell a tourist not to use the public toilet because they’ll get Hep-C, and watched the playgrounds turn into homeless encampments. I really don’t understand why the city has turned such a blind eye to the problems here.”

“Tomato Lights” – Chinatown Hits Peak Lantern

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015

Check out these tomatoes, suspended above the idling cars and trucks:

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When Visiting Chinatown, Be Sure To Take a Selfie with a Banksy – “Peaceful Hearts Doctor” at 799 Commercial Near Grant

Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Thusly. Strike a pose, mate: 

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Of course this shot was from back in the day, from back before the Black Paint Attack of 2013, which damaged the appearance of the famously peaceful heart doctor.

But a genuine 2010 Banksy is a genuine 2010 Banksy, right? So check it out the next time you’re on Eddy Grant Avenue – it’s electric!

Here’s your Map, from all the way back in 2011. Can you spot the Banksy

Sure you can!

Watermelon Delivery, Chinatown USA

Friday, February 7th, 2014

On Pine heading towards Grant Avenue:

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The Message from Rose Pak’s Chinatown to the World? “GTFO Japs” – San Francisco Protest Over Senkaku Islands

Monday, September 17th, 2012

Let’s see here, California 1942:


And let’s see here, California 2012, specifically Clay Street, Saturday, September 15th, 2012:

By Karl Mondon(?)

You see that? You see “GTFO JAPS” (Get The Fuck Out, Japs)?

Even more charming.

(How many of these are the easily-cowed Ed Lee stencil voters of 2011? Mmmm…)

Oh, here’s the headline:

“Chinese in San Francisco and Beijing protest Japan’s takeover of the Diaoyu Islands”

But one problem with that is that name of the islands is Senkaku. Check it and see. And another problem is that Japan “took over” these isles in the 1800’s.

And with all this talk of ancient history, let’s talk about today. Look at who’s claiming all of the South China Sea, even parts that are extreeeeemely close to the Philippines:

That’s right, it’s China. (Look at that red line – it’s like a giant tongue, I drink your milkshake.)

Now let’s check in with Rose Pak, the Reverend Bacon of San Francisco. Here she is from a few years back:

“Look at all the problems in the world, (they) are all created by Western countries with their phony-baloney moral standards.” 

OK fine.

Two Men Punch Falun Gong in Chinatown – They Opt for “Community Court” – Sentence: Apology Letters

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

San Francisco has Neighborhood Courts? News to me.

Anyway, if you go down to Chinatown, I don’t know, maybe around Grant Ave. and Washington, and you start punching the Falun types, well, you just end up in Community Court and then be forced to write insincere apology notes, and to attend Anger Management courses, and to keep away from Grant Ave. and Washington.

So says the house organ for area Falun Gong, the Epoch Times Newspaper.

Check it:

“Yongyao Wu (right) assaults Falun Gong practitioner Derek Wang in San Francisco’s Chinatown on June 10. Wu was found guilty by a Neighborhood Court on Aug. 13. (Courtesy of anonymous bystander)”

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So, I sort of knew about this sitch, but I didn’t know how things turned out.

Here It Is: Video of Interim Supervisor Christina Olague Collecting $46K from Ed Lee, Willie Brown, and Rose Pak

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

OMG, it’s so-called Progressive Supervisor Christina Olague collecting a ton of cash in Chinatown!

Accidental Mayor Ed Lee on Christina: “She knows who her friends are.”

And then she thanks corrupt Chinatown Power Broker Rose Pak, you know, for the $46k.

Here you go, from Table 22, you know, upstairs at that place you’ve spent* far, far, too many hours in, watching the room-temperature plastic bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale spinning on the lazy susans:  

The City Family wanted a compliant, so-called Progressive to represent District 5.

The City Family found Christina Olague.

*Oh, wait, I meant to say “I’ve spent…”