The Great Lucky of NoPA probably gets more than its fair share of shoplifters, for whatever reason.
Anyway, here’s the latest, a flyer posted from, one supposes, a lawyer.
Read it if you want – click to expand:
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a listed crime
My only weakness is … well, never mind, never mind
Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
