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Shirtless Shoplifter at Western Addition Lucky Supermarket is Looking for Witnesses of Pepper Spraying – Excessive Force?

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

The Great Lucky of NoPA probably gets more than its fair share of shoplifters, for whatever reason.

Anyway, here’s the latest, a flyer posted from, one supposes, a lawyer.

Read it if you want – click to expand:

Learn to love me 
Assemble the ways 
Now, today, tomorrow and always 
My only weakness is a listed crime 
My only weakness is … well, never mind, never mind

Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over 
Shoplifters of the world 
Hand it over 
Hand it over 
Hand it over