Posts Tagged ‘haight’

What It’s Like Paying $100 to Drive a $2500 Electric Motorcycle/Bike About San Francisco for Four Hours

Tuesday, June 30th, 2015

You didn’t see this type of thing…

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…back in the day.

As seen on Haight Street:

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I could think of worser ways for you tourist types to spend your time/money. This would seem to be similar but more expensive than touring about the city on an open-air double-decker bus, on a dreaded sunny day…

A Hater’s Guide to the San Francisco Geography of Pixar’s “Inside Out” – Realistic Enough, But a Sort of Generic SF

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

Did I say “hater?” Nah, that’s not the case, as Inside Out is a fine film. But as far as far as portraying a realistic San Francisco, it’s no Big Hero Six.

Let’s get the Lloyd Bentsen-style sanctimony out of the way – let me school this new movie:

Inside Out, I served with Big Hero Six.

I knew Big Hero Six.

Big Hero Six was a friend of mine.

Inside Out, you are no Big Hero Six.

(Big Hero 6 is awesome – it’s geographically correct, for the most part. Check it.)

Now we’ll deal with IO’s moving-to-Frisco scenes.

1. Golden Gate Bridge seen from Marin County – This view is all kinds of messed up, IIRC, and I do.

2. Looking up at GGB from its roadbed – Perfect, almost photorealistic.

3. Foot of Market Street near the Ferry Building. – Perfectly fine.

4. 1000 block of Lombard Street – Cars are too small – it’s never that crowded, actually.

5. Red cable car #25 on Hyde Street? – A generic view, but pretty good.

6. 21 Royal Street, San Francisco, CA 94109 – Well, if you’re on the unit (000) block of an alley that goes up a hill and across a regular street to continue on to the 100 block of the very same alley, well, I think we’re out of luck.

Here’s the alley. The telephone pole and blue Recology garbage / recycling can are true-to-life:

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Now here’s the real-life 21 Allen – it’s as close as I can find.

(Let’s not get into driving and parking – the driver does about average, considering he just blew into town.)

So that’s it – Inside Out shows SF well, but it’s not up to the level of other efforts.

(And oh, speaker of haters, they unloaded gallons of Hater-Ade upon poor, poor Cars 2:

The (mostly false) narrative after that was that Pixar got sequel happy and the quality dipped. Cars 2 was as much a passion project for John Lasseter as a merchandising cash cow, and the film did earn $559m worldwide despite lousy reviews and a low (for Pixar) $191m domestic total.”

Cars 2 is awesome, compared with what people say about poor poor Cars 2. Oh well.)

The Scariest Acronym Possible to the Mail Thieves of Haight Ashbury? “CCTV,” Apparently – One Weird Trick!

Monday, June 15th, 2015

Picture the scene – you’re a junkie fixing to steal a little mail from Yet Another Millionaire Homeowner in the 94117. You slowly lift the little door only to see this: CCTV.

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Oh no! Closed Circuit Tele Vision – run away, run away!

(That’s the only way you can see these letters. That or, maybe, Clayton Station 94117 has loaded your box so much that the door will no longer close – that’s the other way of seeing this message.)

Does this technique scare off hoodied junkies?

I know not.

94117 Update: If You Think the Boom You Just Heard was from Fireworks, You’re Probably Correct – Photographic Proof

Friday, June 12th, 2015

What’s that, the Oakland Warriors won a playoff game again? Boom, boom.

This is the kind of cardboard tubing you’ll find the day after:

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The tube in the photo is more of a sparkler kind of firework, but here are the big boys what make the big noyz.

Boom boom.

Dogged Elephant Dr. Hamburger!? – Scenes from the Controversial McDonalds at Haight & Stanyan – SFGov Wants to Shut This Place Down?

Thursday, June 11th, 2015

Here’s Camden Avery’s Hoodline update from a couple months ago, and that leads us to this – Stanyan McDonalds owner CC Yin is the “Asian Mr. McDonalds,” a “dogged elephant,” AND “Dr. Hamburger!” Oh my.

Anyway, here are some shots taken since SFGov’s rumblings about shutting down the joint made the news.

What’s this – beat cops?

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And then, as I was passing by again a couple  hours  later, a different set of beat cops:

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I hadn’t noticed as many cops here, you know, historically.

Here’s the famous patio – it looks like a ghost town these days, most of the time, but this is where a handgun ended up skidding along the bricks before an SFPD arrest about a month ago. AFAIK:

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Here’s a shot from the parking lot, across Stanyan. Is Mickey D’s responsible for this as well?

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And look, it’s SFGov itself enjoying the parking lot:

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Speaking of which, it looks like ZipCar has a deal to use this underused lot:

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Le mise en scene – it’s pretty bucolic most of the time, actually:

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A small silver security guard car is over to the right – prolly it itself scares away a lot of hippies these days:

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Two women loitering, I suppose. Is this threatening to area residents?

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And there go the loiterers, cutting through the lot.

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Are you bored? I’m bored.

I’ll tell you, if you can’t handle the Stanyan Street McDonalds, you can’t handle much.

94117 Story: Helping the Barefooted Hippies’ Disabled Audi Perform a U-Turn on the Slopes of Ignatius Heights

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015

Neo hippies, anyway:

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Cold Busted: Facebook Buses are “Staging in a Travel Lane” in the 94117 Again – “Hayes Valley-MPK” Idling on Ashbury, Again

Thursday, May 28th, 2015

Get up to speed on corporate bus “staging” right here – just keep going down.

So a couple months ago, the Facebook got busted by blithely staging its buses on Masonic. Then all of a sudden the buses went away – you could still see them moving but you wouldn’t see them sitting around at a makeshift bus terminal on Masonic complete with a supervisor standing about in the Panhandle, fine.

So where do all these buses sit around these days? Well, all over. The Facebook Bus Teamsters are trying to hide out around the neighborhood for 10-15 minutes at a time. And, through trial and error, they’ve found some better places.

Like here on Ashbury, as seen yesterday AM. This location is much less disruptive than the slow lane of Masonic, certainly. But I don’t think this routine is SFMTA-approved either.

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Anyway, this idling bus bothered at least one person, who took a snap and sent it over to me.

I’ll tell you, I’ve seen more buses about lately, but I can’t ID them very well from a distance, oh well.

Now to some, this isn’t a Facebook bus, to them it’s a Loop Transit bus or a WEDRIVEU or whathaveyou. But I don’t look at things that way. IMO, this is a Facebook bus, because it’s a Facebook bus, right? Tell me if I’m wrong.

Anyway, where should these giant buses stage?

IDK.

Sighted: A Renault Twizy on Page Street – It’s the Smallest Car You’ll Ever See – It’s Part of the Scoot Network

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

Here’s the latest:

Renault has initiated an experiment in San Francisco with the scoot-sharing startup @http://www.scootnetworks.com/ to evaluate a potential fit for their fleet”

Le Twizy seen on Page – from Spain with love:

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Yes, there’s room for two:

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I know what you’re thinking – you’re thinking, “Will It Drift?”

Bon courage, Twizy. Bienvenue a San Francisco!

Epically-Bearded Man, Haight Street

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Grab your beer and join the parade, 365 days a year…

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Artiodactyla 94117 – The Even-Toed Ungulates of Upper Haight Street – Our Summer of Love Turned Into This

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Venison on display at Ceiba:

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