Posts Tagged ‘hair’

Outrageous Hair, 94104

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

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If You’re Going to San Francisco/ Be Sure to Wear Orange Yarn in Your Hair – As Seen on Ashbury

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

Not just a fair weather fan:

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If you’re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you’re going to San Francisco
You’re gonna meet some gentle people there

Word on the Street: “100% Human Hair, Tangle-Free”

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

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I’ll be honest – whenever I sell human hair, usually it’s not 100% pure, and sometimes it’s tangled. I’ll need to raise my game after seeing this!

Separated at Birth: Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom and Rapper Vanilla Ice

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014

See these guys? They’re like twins!

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Oh, but there is a difference. Only one of these twins can tell you the exact make and model of the “product” in his hair – the other one has more important things to worry about in Life. Let’s ask to make sure. Which one of these Vanilla Ices said this when asked about hair care?

L’Oreal. And it’s the Clean Gel. It’s the Total Control Clean Gel, because they’ve got seven or eight products, and the other ones don’t work.”

O.K. fine.

A “Pro-Life Across America” Billboard in Oakland: How Being a “Natural Red Head” Says Something About Abortion

Friday, March 7th, 2014

Or not.

I’m at a loss here: 

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And oh yes, TRIGGER WARNING: Ginger.

An Illustrated Guide to the YouTube Viral Video “When trannys attack! Tenderloin craziness!” – What’s Marke B’s Deal?

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

Not sure what Marke Bieschke’s deal is here.

‘Cause this is an arresting video, trannies or no. (Oh let’s run a search here – only 1600 hits on Google when you look for the words Marke and tranny in the same article at SFBG.com? Mmmm…)

But let’s take a look at the video, d’accord? D’accord.

Five foot nothing, barefoot, and wearing white PJ’s in Randy Shaw’s corrupt greater Uptown Tenderloin Twitterloin area – she has the fight in her but she lacks the stuff she needs, you know, like reach:

So she spent most of this squabble caught by her hair, oh well:

Well, at least he didn’t Break My Window to get the purse out of this aging BMW:

After you see your gf’s purse disappear into Randy Shaw’s corrupt Uptown Tenderloin, all you can do is point as the perp flees. (Is that a moose tattoo on his now naked torso?)

The purse snatching definitely led to a brief cessation of hostilities:

And the, in the end, a swift sucker punch, you know, to say good-bye:

Green Eyes, Red Hair: Mid-Market’s “PARA BELLUM VERDE” Has Got To Be The World’s Narrowest Cafe

Friday, October 5th, 2012

This is it:

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This is all of it.

The Incredible Hair of the San Francisco 49ers Gold Rush Cheerleading Squad – Homecoming Rally 2012

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

As seen in 1/8000 of a second at Justin Herman Plaza, September 12th, 2012:

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Voluminous.

And see what Vernon Davis thinks about the upcoming game with the Detroit Lions Sunday night at the ‘Stick right here at TV 49.

Speaking of which, check out the New Santa Clara Stadium, which is probably going to be about 20 times better than Candlestick Park.

All right, tink happy toughts until 5:20 PM Sunday…

Separated at Birth: Mayor Gavin Newsom and Rapper Vanilla Ice

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

See these guys? They’re like twins!

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Oh, but there is a difference. One of these twins can tell you the exact make and model of the “product” in his hair and the other one can’t – the other one has more important things to worry about in Life. But let’s ask to make sure.

Hey, what’s that product that you put in your slick, shiny hair?

L’Oreal. And it’s the Clean Gel. It’s the Total Control Clean Gel, because they’ve got seven or eight products, and the other ones don’t work.”

O.K. fine.

OMG, It’s the HAIR Musical Bus Tour – Hippies Handing Out Free Tickets, Flowers – Hurry, the Show Ends November 20th!

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

[UPDATE: Oh, Andy Wright was on the scene today.]

Here’s what you need to know about Hair right here, FYI.

Now today, the cast just went on a City tour via The TeacherBus.

See? At Haight and Ashbury:

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It Takes a Village to Park a Bus in the Upper Haight:

Oh, look it’s a hippie cast member taking photos of a recently do-ragged passersby:

And handing out “Your Hippie Name” ID stickers:

And giving away free theatre tickets on Haight:

All right, time for a group photo in front of the Ben & Jerry’s:

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And all the while, bubbles, bubbles everywhere:

Break a leg, Hair!