Posts Tagged ‘halloween’

South Bay Update: HALLOWEEN WHOPPER – Deliciously Dark – But Beware the “Green Poop” – Scary Food Dyes?

Friday, October 2nd, 2015

This is how they roll down Hayward(?) way:

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And here’s a review:

Oh, why did I eat that? Burger King’s black bun Halloween Whopper has ‘colorful’ after-effects


As Tolstoy said in Quotable Notables, “Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread”

All the deets:


If You’re Bald Already, THIS is Your Halloween Costume – For Just $14.02, from Amazon – Shiny & Chrome – Nux Nux Nux

Monday, August 3rd, 2015

Here is your lodestar – it’s Nux:


For starters, you’re going to need some Wilton Silver Color Mist for just $6.62.

And then, as noted by Neil Cromby, simply click on the FREQUENTLY BOUGHT TOGETHER link to find…

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WWII RAF Aviator Pilot Motorcycle Half Helmet Goggles.

Get your friend to come as your bloodbag, and you’ve got yourself a memorable holiday.

Buy now, as prices will surely skyrocket just afore All Hallows Eve. Oh what a day it will be – what a lovely day!

May you party eternal, shiny and chrome…

A Grisly Tableau in West Portal – Does This Bloody Halloween Guillotine Go Too Far?

Tuesday, October 14th, 2014

Asks James Corrigan, who took this shot:

“Seriously, would you let your kid ring the bell at this West Portal house on Halloween night?

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Note the blood on the blade – a nice touch.

Also note the dead grass front lawn, of which I also approve.

If you can’t make it out there, you can always try 400-700 Belvedere Street in the 94117

Shocker: The All-Black Squirrels of Santa Clara County

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

Just in time for Halloween 2014:

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In all my years I aint never seen a black squirrel…

Birds vs. Spiders, the Never-Ending Battle: Hummingbird in Alamo Square, Scrub Jay in Golden Gate Park

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014


And in Golden Gate Park:

And leave us not forget, the Bohemian Club in Union Square.

“Presidential Strollercade” of the Western Addition Wins Halloween 2013 – Good Performances from Baby and Parents

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Thought this was a Men In Black reference from a distance.

No matter, this cool mom, dad, kid combo take the prize for 2013:

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The Spooky Bull Whip Kelp of Point Reyes – Using a Found Object Creatively in Marin County – Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

This is certainly a creative use of some of the Mapplethorpe-style seaweed that you encounter on the beaches up in Marin County.

Scary, scary Nereocystis luetkeana, aka Mermaid’s bladder:

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Once Again, Official San Francisco Urges All to Stay “Home for Halloween” – Are We Still Paying for This Crummy Website?

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

This one, from City Hall hanger-on David Perry.

Obviously it’s been updated for 2013.

But nobody’s reading it, so it’s worthless.

Did the people of San Francisco pay $40k for this POS site back in the day?

Are we paying $40k for it this year?


But why should we have paid David Perry anything at all for this sad effort?

Word on the Street: Starbucks Pumpkin Spiced Latte – “IT’S JUST SHIT COFFEE” – Hate on Haight

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

This is what happens when you try to advertise on a Haight Street bus stop

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Snookum Bears, Snookum Bears, Snookum Bears! – South American Coati Enjoy Halloween Pumpkins at Our SF Zoo

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

Heretofore, I didn’t know that snookum bears were actual real animals.

Check it:

“Did you know that pumpkins make for great enrichment for our active and curious South American Coati at the San Francisco Zoo? In this video, see them play and enjoy treats, while learning about these adorable creatures. We hope you’ll want to come meet them for yourself! Plan a visit: Voice-over by Tess & Kate Hodges”

In closing, Snookum Bears, Snookum Bears, Snookum Bears!