Posts Tagged ‘handlebar’

If You’re Cool, You’ll RIde Your Bike Down Market Street Like This – Look Ma, No Hands – Coffee Cup Bonus

Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

This dude is bad-ass.

Now, do you think this guy is on Strava going 60 MPH downhill, so fast he can’t stay in his lane?

Or do you think he’s the kind of Strava person who would plow through a Market Street crosswalk over the speed limit and then place all the blame for a ped death* on pedestrians?

I don’t.

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Dude’s just taking it easy.

No medallions, dreadlocks, or black fists it’s just that gangster glare, with gangster raps that gangster shit, that makes the gang of snaps, uhh.

*True story. It’s the Chris Bucchere story. Our District Attorney’s Office has offered him a verrrrrry generous plea bargain deal, but there’s no resolution yet.

Area Toyota Prius Driver Incorrectly Installs “So Hot Pink” “Carstache” – Also No Front License Plate

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

[UPDATE: Hey look, Carstache fans! You made the list.]

But other than that, s/he seemed to drive better than the average Prius driver, so that’s, you know, a mitigating factor:

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Oh well.

Carstache

Carstache PR Department

Cut Your Handlebars Down a Little Each Day, and Soon Your Bike Will Be As Narrow As This

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Hurray!

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Note the sidewalks of Embarcadero Center in the background, as seen in “The Conversation.”*

*The best movie ever filmed in SF? Maybe…