Posts Tagged ‘handles’

The Latest Exercise Fad in Golden Gate Park: “Short-Roping” with Pilates Bands? – Lasso Your Partner and Then Go Jogging

Monday, April 13th, 2015

I’m at a loss for words here:

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Everybody’s doing it:

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Reader Notes: Those things are Pilates bands, right? And short-roping, that’s a reference to a mountain climbing technique that has the struggling, inexperienced client getting a tow* to the top, ala Lopsang Jangbu Sherpa and rich MTV Wife Sandy Pittman / Sandy Hill on Mount Everest back in 1996.

ASSIGNMENT DESK: Go up to these people and say, “I’m CW Nevius, a semi-retired reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, and I ask you just what the heck is going on** here?” And the bit will write itself.

If only somebody cared enough to force me tow them around GGP, I’d be less overweight in no time…

*The question is why. Whether he thought he was going to get a cash bonus for getting Pittman atop Everest is lost in the pages of History. 

**Maybe this has already been done and my vocabulary is simply too limited for me to discover what this thing is called…

Once Again, Plastic Bags Disappear From Lucky Supermarkets in San Francisco

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

It’s hard to keep up with this issue, but tout de suite, those black plastic bags you could get at Lucky Supermarkets in the 415 are now all gone (along with the concomitant metal hardware that held the bags open for easy loading).

Paper bags with handles are the new order of the day, apparently.

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Local pols seem to have regarded these black bags as a kind of loophole in the plastic ban – that might have triggered the recent change.

Speaking of change, the reusable white bags from a few years back didn’t work out neither.

On it goes…